Whiners Anonymous..Part 38
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least hope you aint barefoot'n it least...
queeny, i think you just may need a crew!
no worries ozy,
found this on ebay for you, aunt dee and me
the grass is so high it's hard to find the dog bombs
queeny, i think you just may need a crew!
no worries ozy,
found this on ebay for you, aunt dee and me
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Ozy...
Prayers for your BIL....
And for you.
May his journey be easy
for you both and for all who love him...
I'd *love* a ride on the SS Whiner!
Don't wanna go to work tomorrow...
But, I gotta do it.
Gotta make everything look normal,
Though my insides are churning.
G'night, whiners!
Shalom!
Prayers for your BIL....
And for you.
May his journey be easy
for you both and for all who love him...
I'd *love* a ride on the SS Whiner!
Don't wanna go to work tomorrow...
But, I gotta do it.
Gotta make everything look normal,
Though my insides are churning.
G'night, whiners!
Shalom!
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Originally Posted by Ann
There needs to be a meeting of the minds before he buys anything here
I went bed hopping, er, I mean, shopping today.
Actually it was bed hopping since I hopped from one to another to another checking out the different styles, thickness, pillow-tops, etc.
There was one mattress called The Granite Top. Who in their right mind names a mattress after granite and expects anyone to immediately think comfort??!
Granted, where I live is known as the "The Granite State" but that's not sweetening the pot. When I hear Granite Top, I picture myself sleeping on a slab of cold, flat, hard rock - period.
I got drastically different stories about the Evolution of Mattresses from three different salesmen.
It was kinda fun actually - I didn't let on that I had visited each one before the other so hearing their Once Upon A Mattress tales was quite entertaining.
All three stores were having a major sale...and as luck would have it, the sale applied to only the beds that I preferred! What a coincidence!
Phil, Bob and Dick are all looking forward to me going back this week to put a deposit down before that special sale is over.
I told them I had to sleep on it. Unfortunately, that means sleeping on the mattress from hell tonight and being hobbled in the morning.
Sigh.
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..HB?.......................................(do I have to respond!)
..yes! this is important!!..................(go for it....)
..the harder the bed...the softer the sleep!
..eye just made that up!!!........................(I would not have guessed!!)
(Oz?).......................yes?
(your Dikshonhairy?).......................what about it?
(send me a copy..)........................no worries!!
..yes! this is important!!..................(go for it....)
..the harder the bed...the softer the sleep!
..eye just made that up!!!........................(I would not have guessed!!)
(Oz?).......................yes?
(your Dikshonhairy?).......................what about it?
(send me a copy..)........................no worries!!
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HBee....ouch on the granite top...makes me think of Autopsy! stretched out on a slab?
my vote is for Tempur-pedic....but I am biased.
it was a wild evening at the homestead yesterday...I was across the street from my house at my favorite nail salon...getting my tootsies pampered and polished....my BFF and neighbor calls me to tell me that the REAL FANDY broke the window screen jumped outside and was having an altercation with the Norweigen Forest Cat that lives next door...fur was flyin' between Fandy and Toye....
I ran out the salon (without paying but they know me, I've had my nails done there for 10 years)......raced home to find my BFF on my front lawn shaking envelopes of cat treats, she told me the cats took off in opposite directions...my window screen was ripped and the rubber seal broken...
I found Fandy cowering behind the AC compressor, screaming and so upset he lost control of his bladder...so I was covered with cat pee when i picked him up...no injuries, just lots of yowling.
I was so thankful that I was able to get to him before he took off into the woods behind my house..where there are 2 foxes and a possible coyote....my neighbor is the BEST.
I changed my shirt, went back to the salon, paid for my toes and bought her a gift certificate so she can get hers done too......then we all had dinner on her deck, hamburgers/hot dogs/ cake and herbal tea for me, wine and rum/cokes for them.
this morning I went back to the salon and got my nails done, but I seem to have a stomach lower GI *thing* going on, so i just laid low all day....Of course Mr. Fandy got into another altercation with Toye through the back door, but the glass remains CLOSED!
he is one pushy cat, all ready to puff himself up and fight until he gets his butt kicked again.
I have to take the screen to a building supply store to be re-done....it is ruined....it's only 2 years old, i just got new windows for the entire house!
my vote is for Tempur-pedic....but I am biased.
it was a wild evening at the homestead yesterday...I was across the street from my house at my favorite nail salon...getting my tootsies pampered and polished....my BFF and neighbor calls me to tell me that the REAL FANDY broke the window screen jumped outside and was having an altercation with the Norweigen Forest Cat that lives next door...fur was flyin' between Fandy and Toye....
I ran out the salon (without paying but they know me, I've had my nails done there for 10 years)......raced home to find my BFF on my front lawn shaking envelopes of cat treats, she told me the cats took off in opposite directions...my window screen was ripped and the rubber seal broken...
I found Fandy cowering behind the AC compressor, screaming and so upset he lost control of his bladder...so I was covered with cat pee when i picked him up...no injuries, just lots of yowling.
I was so thankful that I was able to get to him before he took off into the woods behind my house..where there are 2 foxes and a possible coyote....my neighbor is the BEST.
I changed my shirt, went back to the salon, paid for my toes and bought her a gift certificate so she can get hers done too......then we all had dinner on her deck, hamburgers/hot dogs/ cake and herbal tea for me, wine and rum/cokes for them.
this morning I went back to the salon and got my nails done, but I seem to have a stomach lower GI *thing* going on, so i just laid low all day....Of course Mr. Fandy got into another altercation with Toye through the back door, but the glass remains CLOSED!
he is one pushy cat, all ready to puff himself up and fight until he gets his butt kicked again.
I have to take the screen to a building supply store to be re-done....it is ruined....it's only 2 years old, i just got new windows for the entire house!
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Originally Posted by OZboy
your Dikshonhairy....what about it?...send me a copy...
...And if yur still coldin' Sir Raven will come over and warm yu up...
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WAAAAA!
I had a reply to Fandy's post (Holy Cat-Fight, Batman), but SR had a heart attack when I hit the submit button. Haven't been able to log back on in the last hour...boo hoo.
Fands, also sent you a PM about the tempur-pedics I test drove today...did you get that?
Since it's late, I'm gonna sign off with this latest email I got from a dear friend of mine...we're both concerned about the economy and I thought my fellow whiners could relate...
The economy is so bad
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the man behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is now selling the Quarter-Ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and had to learn their children's names.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Fannie Mae laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
...and on that note, this whiner is turning out the lights as well.
Sleep with the angels my friends!
I had a reply to Fandy's post (Holy Cat-Fight, Batman), but SR had a heart attack when I hit the submit button. Haven't been able to log back on in the last hour...boo hoo.
Fands, also sent you a PM about the tempur-pedics I test drove today...did you get that?Since it's late, I'm gonna sign off with this latest email I got from a dear friend of mine...we're both concerned about the economy and I thought my fellow whiners could relate...
The economy is so bad
The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the man behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
McDonald's is now selling the Quarter-Ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and had to learn their children's names.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
Fannie Mae laid off 25 Congressmen.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
...and on that note, this whiner is turning out the lights as well.
Sleep with the angels my friends!
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Originally Posted by HumbleBee 
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
What a Dick.
He once made a crack about West Virginians and inbreeding. At least my people don't shoot their friends 'accidentally' in the face. West Virginians don't do anything accidentally...if one shoots another, one claims it proudly.
Hey Fandy! 
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Originally Posted by HumbleBee
we're both concerned about the economy and I thought my fellow whiners could relate...
Happy Monday Whiners.
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Originally Posted by Fandy
...fur was flyin' between Fandy and Toye.
I changed my shirt, went back to the salon, paid for my toes and then we all had dinner...
Originally Posted by Fandy
i just got new windows for the entire house!
I can barely get out of bed in the morning - didn't think climbing a 12 foot ladder would be such a bright idea. Hmmm...I wonder if lawn boy does windows??
Guess I'll just have to borrow the neighbor's dog again...
Whine-a-Pedic...zip...I'm lovin' it!
Ann, you have that midas-shopping touch - the economy thanks you!
Bam, Too Shay!! (touche as it's spelled in Ozzy's dikshionary).
Teach...would it help to say try focusing on the good things (all the kids) instead of the bullsh!t till you get out of there? Easier said than done, I know. We're behind you all the way.
Have a maaahvelous whiney day everyone!!
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