Whiners Anonymous..Part 38
Menopause Jewelry
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb a$$.
My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a
big frickin red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.
Dumb a$$.
:rotfxko
And on that note, I'm going back to bed. Goodnight whiners. :ghug3
Ozy,
How's your friend in the hospital?
Hope all is alright...
I'm still in shaking mode from yesterday's drama.
I hope the union can get me OUTTA there!
IMMEDIATELY!!!
Stress level is too high. I can't handle it.
If they can't get me out, my doc will.
I've made the decision.
I am not doing well with all this;
Crying all day; depressed.
Scared.
Nope.
It's not my place to have to deal with this kind of stuff.
Sorry.
I made the report.
That's enough.
Good night, whiners.
Shalom!
How's your friend in the hospital?
Hope all is alright...
I'm still in shaking mode from yesterday's drama.
I hope the union can get me OUTTA there!
IMMEDIATELY!!!
Stress level is too high. I can't handle it.
If they can't get me out, my doc will.
I've made the decision.
I am not doing well with all this;
Crying all day; depressed.
Scared.
Nope.
It's not my place to have to deal with this kind of stuff.
Sorry.
I made the report.
That's enough.
Good night, whiners.
Shalom!
((Teach)) - I'm sorry you're so stressed. Good vibes being sent your way.
Oz...Ditto...:rotfxko good one!
As it'll be Sunday soon for all of us here, I wanted to share this touching and warm senior sentiment with you before turning in. Good night whiners. Sleep well ~
Sunday Morning
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people who are nearly 100 years old would surely be asking for trouble by having sex.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out that the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if that ice cream truck hadn't come along...
Oz...Ditto...:rotfxko good one!
As it'll be Sunday soon for all of us here, I wanted to share this touching and warm senior sentiment with you before turning in. Good night whiners. Sleep well ~
Sunday Morning
I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people who are nearly 100 years old would surely be asking for trouble by having sex.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out that the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive today if that ice cream truck hadn't come along...
Spent most of yesterday in bed, too exhausted and sick-feeling to get up and do anything. Slept a lot last night, woke up early, went back to bed. Now I'm up and have to feed the dogs (an hour late!) and have no energy AT ALL. I am SO TIRED OF FEELING BAD! I'll feed the dogs, take daughter to church, and go back to bed.
Ozy, special wishes of peace and comfort to your brother in law.:ghug3
Ozy, special wishes of peace and comfort to your brother in law.:ghug3
Ann, *love* the new avi!
It has inspired me to go to the beach today. Maybe I'll take my nephew, Timmy, with me. We always have alot of fun flying kites and playing frisbee at the beach.
I'm just afraid he might lose his head like he did the last time...
He's so silly. He thinks it's funny to say "Look, Auntie HB - I got my head stuck in the sand again!"
Have a wonderful whiney day everyone!
It has inspired me to go to the beach today. Maybe I'll take my nephew, Timmy, with me. We always have alot of fun flying kites and playing frisbee at the beach.
I'm just afraid he might lose his head like he did the last time...
He's so silly. He thinks it's funny to say "Look, Auntie HB - I got my head stuck in the sand again!"
Have a wonderful whiney day everyone!
Just realized that the only posts I've made lately have been here... that's not good. Just woke up by a phone call. My good friend is coming over in a while to mow my yard, just in time cause the grass is so high it's hard to find the dog bombs. I wish ck would wake up so I could take her to the store... We have next to no food in the house and she needs to go shopping....
Bubba is not looking at sail boats, he needs something for fishing...I was thinking a little aluminum fishing boat might be nice, with comfy seats for Queeny when she wants to come along. But he's thinking galley and head (shower and flush toilet) and weekend trips along the shore and up north...but I'd like to know...who does he think is going to clean it?
There needs to be a meeting of the minds before he buys anything here.
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Good mornin'..
..it's 7.20am monday in Ozvill...
..eye have finally published the knew Ozzy 'dikshonhairy'...
..with absolootly know sphellin misstakes..
..eyem soo prowed of me knew dyrection in life...:rotfxko
..BTW: 1 more time for Susan...
..remember,just a spoon full of sugar..
..eye have finally published the knew Ozzy 'dikshonhairy'...
..with absolootly know sphellin misstakes..
..eyem soo prowed of me knew dyrection in life...:rotfxko
..BTW: 1 more time for Susan...
..remember,just a spoon full of sugar..
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Amen to Least's last whine!
I'm supposed to go see a friend soon and I'm not really excited about it. She is so busy she rarely has time for me, but every time we talk she insists that I can call her any time I need to if things are hard. I think she's not willing to believe how unavailable she actually is, and because she's so unavailable, I get annoyed when we DO get together (maybe once a month) and she wants me to spill my guts. Sorry, honey. If I don't feel important to you, you don't get to hear my secrets. I've tried to talk to her about it, but she doen't really listen...
I'm supposed to go see a friend soon and I'm not really excited about it. She is so busy she rarely has time for me, but every time we talk she insists that I can call her any time I need to if things are hard. I think she's not willing to believe how unavailable she actually is, and because she's so unavailable, I get annoyed when we DO get together (maybe once a month) and she wants me to spill my guts. Sorry, honey. If I don't feel important to you, you don't get to hear my secrets. I've tried to talk to her about it, but she doen't really listen...
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