The Island of Misfit Drunks
Marchia in Aeternum
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Georgia
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Originally Posted by brynn 
Trach....my jail kitchen could've used you!
Day Two. Breakfast, under my direction as the responsible employee realizes I know what I'm doing, flies out the door and we get compliments from the jailers. The other "cooks" get a little miffed that I don't ask, I order. Move, jailbird. Lunch and dinner go swimmingly and we get bonused with our choice of anything in the kitchen for our meal. Compliments coming in from all cell blocks.
Day Three. We're cruising now. The staff accepts my lead since I muck in with them on all the cleaning. Nasty effing place. Being Sunday we get a break. While fixing a nice lunch we also make sandwiches for dinner. That's our one meal off for the entire week. For lunch we had meatloaf and mashed potatoes. "Where's the gravy?" I asked. "Gravy? There's no gravy." I look around and declare if you'll let me there will be gravy. Go for it, they say. A half hour later, I have a small vat of beef gravy. When lunch gets delivered there was cheering.
Now all this hard work and long hours had a purpose. I had 24 hour access to the kitchen. I could make coffee or a snack within reason whenever I wanted. I got to wear my own shoes instead of the issued sandals. And I got 3 days off my sentence for every day I worked. I turned 30 days into 10.
And I will never ever, ever, ever, ever drink and drive again.
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Originally Posted by puffy
Trach- thanks for sharing your kitchen jail story. Love learning about our gang here. I was in jail once but only for the night. Never again.
Not fun.
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