colagirl

I'm at a concert

I'm having a heart attack

I believe!!!

Ananda

"Oh no...the boys are back!"

colagirl

Wibs fell out of a lighthouse!

Ananda

time to fess up

wibble

Spoke to Timzup, apparently he's sex pesting a goat he's been keeping in his garden

Don't judge him, apparently its love. Takes all sorts to make a world...

Plus he's sober so thats a bonus.

Anyhoo

Sod Christmas I can't be bothered...ah the joy of not having kids. Ok I might be lonely when I'm old but I've lobbed that many chemicals down my throat IF i get to 50 I'll be sat twitching in some nursing home, so even if they come to visit i'll be shaking that much i'll not be able to focus!....

And at least I don't have to listen to the vile little scamps like chicks in the nest!!!!!!!

Bahhhhh Humbug!!!!



PS

I actually like Christmas... just can't really be arsed this year!

Its just kids I don't like!

Pixy1

WIBBS! whats wrong with kids????

wibble

Oh my god, don't start me

They are vile

They are like little crack-less mates with no money who can't drink (ooops) and want massive pats on the back just because they didn't sh*t themselves

Then they grow up to hate you, take all of your money while they shag and booze their way through Uni while scraping a manky degree in Film Studies.

Obviously not your kids...i'm sure they are little angels



Wibble gets spade out and starts digging own grave.....

Ananda

Such a relief to hear someone else who can't stand kids....I LOVE you wibbles....now it doesn't fit my image of you, but something is right in the world now!!!!

Now the comments about 50 year olds we can do with out!!!!!!!! pfttttttt....

I think I'll go start another thread

wibble

Nands...some 50 year olds are hot... How old is Helen Mirren? She's like Queen of the foxes!

I just reckon my youthful chemical antics will have turned my brain into squirrel dung

Still digging grave though.. i can feel the venom building towards the Wibble....

Ananda

I'm found out

Thats my older sister wibs (63).....shhhhhh don't tell the others

PS....I look better

lostbutterfly

Oh, Pixy's kids are angels and mine .... ? Actually mine are a bunch of little toe rags. Wibble, I used to be in nursing, and having your mind go before your body is a blessing - preferable to the other way round!!

Ananda

2. toe rag 37 up, 22 down
A useless person, often characterized by unpleasant demeanour. Derivation: the subject is about as high up the social ladder as a rag used for cleaning toe jam out from between your toes.
You're a ******* toe rag. I got no time for you.


Things you will someday wish you hadn't said about your kids

Pixy1

LB I'm with you on this, yes mine are angels too but OMG!! wouldn't have it any other way

lostbutterfly

Sorry, they are three friggin' angels!

Pixy1

We are all angels

Pixy1

Wibbs so so so very shocked at u !

Ananda

Don't know about that...but my student worker is still alive and that is a mirical.....

Can I just scream!!!!!!!!

8 hours of non-stop chatter! Ah...thats it....i don't need a drink I just need to get her drunk...enough to pass out!

kids still sck.....I think I'll just say no to grandkids....besides..he has to get a job and wife and place to live besides my basement first

Sorry...i'm really ragging today!

lostbutterfly

Feel the fear, Wibble and do it anyway

lostbutterfly

This is what my work load feels like at the moment

Ananda

OK...translator is broke...AGAIN...course it was made in england

Anyone still awake to answer on that one?