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Old 02-13-2015, 03:59 AM
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at least i get out
of bed to wee, i mean, i
have bladder control

thank god for that
and i ain't counting syllables to
express that sentiment
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Old 02-13-2015, 04:01 AM
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good things happen to
me on friday the thirteenth
so i'm chillaxin
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Old 02-13-2015, 04:03 AM
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two more minutes of
ice and then lights out
Til the dogs wake up
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:25 AM
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it's been four days since
surgery so today i'm
cutting back on drugs

we'll see how it goes
and with any luck i'll be
off painkillers soon

i would like to switch
to aleve by monday and
toss the narcotics

what's different this
time is i don't like the fog
of medication

i used to like the
white tunnel of near death space
from the opioids

now i want to live
with awareness, clarity
and concentration
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Old 02-13-2015, 08:34 AM
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there once was a guy who liked to die
not forever but for moments at a time
administer the drug and lie down on the rug
where the bells don't toll they just chime

but now he's awake and there's too much at stake
to play such a dangerous game
there's so much left to do so it really is true
this time is different; it won't be the same
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Old 02-13-2015, 09:34 AM
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Roses are red
Sobriety's free
It's a good thing to get out of Bed
To Pee

Burma Shave

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Old 02-13-2015, 02:16 PM
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omg you don't even know
how hard it was to pee
before the surgery
but now i can really go
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Old 02-14-2015, 10:02 PM
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When you can't pee
There's nothing more hellacious
When you can't pee,
There's nothing less salacious
Great God in the morning!
I don't mean to be religious
I'm just so glad you've found pee-ce
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Old 02-15-2015, 09:35 AM
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I'll tell you something
And I'll tell you true
It's worse not being able to pee
Than not being able to poo
I could explain it to you,
Oh, I could tell you tales
But since we're talkin' number 1 and 2
I'll spare you all the details.
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Old 02-15-2015, 01:55 PM
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Oh what a relief golly gee
Thank god zero got to pee
I would've had a pink fit
Better to pee than be full of shittt

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Old 02-16-2015, 08:53 AM
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getting back to the basics of life
oh, how priorities shift in times of strife
i used to want to be somebody
could have been a contender
now i'm just grateful my junk works
and i can function according to my gender
when the body fails us
and the mind is addled by meds
we tend to reevaluate everything
from our toes to the contents of our heads
i don't know if i've accomplished
what i had once set out to do
but i've made a small difference
if only to a few
and i'm up and about now
and not particularly old
if all heals properly
i will play my cards
and not fold
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Old 02-16-2015, 01:25 PM
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Love that one Zero , very clever xxxxx your poems are such a joy to read .
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Old 02-17-2015, 04:31 PM
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my dogs must doodie five times a day
i admit i'm jealous they can doodie that way
and taking this oxy
makes me feel toxie
get all this **** out of me is what i say
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Old 02-19-2015, 02:54 PM
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cindy was a shopping cart racer
bruised a lady's heal and didn't wanna face her
so she swerved into the produce isle
while dessimated an orange pile
and giggled when the manager tried to chase her
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Old 02-19-2015, 02:56 PM
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It is excruciating to be hit in the Achilles tendon by a shopping cart!
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Old 02-19-2015, 04:42 PM
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Hello there, So is this where you can put poetry or it has be poetry about a topic? Since you all are on Part 9, its hard to go to part 1 to see how this works.

Looks fun!!
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Old 02-19-2015, 05:40 PM
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No rules up in here
Except no writing while drinking beer
And stuff like that
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Old 02-19-2015, 05:55 PM
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All this talk about wee
And the other basic function
Has ruined my appetite
And put me off my luncheon.
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Old 02-19-2015, 06:06 PM
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Okay, thanks!! How about this one?

The Swan and the Frog went to the deep ocean
In a fine-looking teal green sail yacht
They capture several sugar cubes, for their ice tea
In a fish net that weighs a lot of pounds
The Swan gaze up to the luminary beyond
And hum to a undersized violin
“Twinkle twinkle Little Frog”
You are so green
You are so warty
“Twinkle twinkle frog you are mine tonight”
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Old 02-19-2015, 11:34 PM
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Hiya Jen and Gracie ;-)
Anything goes girls , there's no rules .

Just writ whatever you feel whenever you like , it doesn't even have to rhyme .

This thread is sooooo good xxx I hope you both stay , much love : Val004:
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