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Old 01-20-2015, 01:56 PM
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Lol ^^^ love it MM :-)
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Old 01-21-2015, 12:08 PM
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Hi to all who write so fancy
Missed this thread and now am dancy
Hope all is well with friends with pens
I'll keep in touch more, me and my Depends!
LOL, Ipanema
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Hi, Ipanema! Great to see you!
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Old 01-21-2015, 02:15 PM
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IPPYYYYYYYY DARLINGGGGG

It's so lovely to see you :-) & in fine form too.

We have missed you xox
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Old 01-21-2015, 03:19 PM
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Ippy sports some fine Depends
And doesn't care who it offends
They're hot with stilettos
Any way the wind blows
And they accent her finest curves and bends
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Old 01-21-2015, 04:44 PM
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It All Depends...

There once was a Nappy: 'Depends'
'Twas worn by a few older Friends
I got a bad rap
When Pants, I would crap
I quit Booze and started new Trends

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Old 01-22-2015, 03:39 PM
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IPPY you hot little viper
Have you seen Amercan sniper
Cos Bradley's the bomb
So hunky and strong
Dear IPPY he'll make you go hyper

You'll dream of his hunky firm bod
You and I are peas in a pod
Just don't be fooled
We have previously drooled
Oh yes there is truly a God
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Old 01-22-2015, 04:06 PM
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Ippy pippy dippy do,
B cooper, Snooze meister and you
all strung together
like birds of a feather
and searching for someplace to ....(oops, sorry, that word escapes me???)

Hi Ippy - welcome back!!!!
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Old 01-22-2015, 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by IWLSAST View Post
Ippy pippy dippy do,
B cooper, Snooze meister and you
all strung together
like birds of a feather
Enjoying a nookie or 2

Hi Ippy - welcome back!!!!

Luvya Carlossssss :-)))) xx
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Old 01-23-2015, 04:59 AM
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Such a nice welcome back with friends
Who especially get the reference to Depends
Finding so much love on this thread
It can clear for a time my tricky head
I'll be 70 soon and hope there's still time
For my health could turn on a dime
No depends, sexy undies again would be mine
If that's the case, after Bradley I would chase
But for now the movie was splendid
American Sniper sorry it had to be ended(?)
For Bradley will so awesome and tush so perky
He'll bring in the Academy Award for sure.
His face so rounded but still handsome
Stealing him would be no ransom
He'll be glad I will mother him
Help him get back to his thin
In the meantime need a new dress
Plus a ticket to the Awards, such stress
For sure he'll be there for the universe to stare
He'll PDA me man times, oh my
The rest of the females to cry
When I go home with him 'twill be fine
No time to write a rhyme
But next day for sure on Limerics, on time
A smile on my face, head to toe a heart race
For Bradley and Oscar are both mine.
I could produce a movie
With Bradley acting so smoothly
Sitting just in a chair
For his fans to stare
And millions of tickets to be sold.
It's an idea quite bold, just to look at him, I'm told
But it's so worth a try and him now mine
Like a Broadway play of just one
Our Bradley's the one with sold out tickets just to look
No standin is needed for stunts and tricks
Just Our Bradley and smiles and some kicks.
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Old 01-23-2015, 04:45 PM
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Sadly, We're Not Bradley

A Gal Fan of one Bradley Cooper
Wrote Verse, cuz she's no Party Pooper
Agreed, he's a Stud
We Mortals are crud
A Film he's in can't be a Blooper

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Old 01-24-2015, 07:14 AM
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life without pain isn't living
life without pleasure is slowly dying
forgiveness is hardest when myself i'm forgiving
gratitude eludes me when my heart is lying

days are short when they're all the same
nights are long when i'm trashing in pain
i feel so damn lonely when i hear your name
when you're near it is happiness i try to feign

beauty brings sorrow when it's out of reach
contentment tomorrow since it escapes me now
philosophy has nothing left it can teach
nothing but doldrums behind my brow

what good is a choice at a fork in the road
if the outcome's a mystery whichever i choose
the road not taken still means dragging my load
choices and destiny both seem like a ruse

i'm not hear to discover what it all means
the only meaning in this is that which i create
i'm blessed and/or cursed by my heritage and genes
unnecessarily challenging this life is of late
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Old 01-24-2015, 03:17 PM
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Hmmm what to do come what may
I'm all alone on my birthday
Shall I get up or rest my head
It's cozy here in my warm bed

I could do the housework that's a given
On your birthday tho that's not livin'
The bathrooms dirty drat oh drat
Ill stay right here with the cat

I've a new kitty called him spike
Wants to kip so Onya bike
I'll go grab Ralph he's always fun
Or should I get my washing done

Dilemma dilemma what should I do
I know ! I'll have a choccy or 2
That'll make me hyper I fear
Oh what the hell I don't drink beer

So up I get on this fine day
Wondering what will come my way
The family is here at 2
I'm sure I'll find some things to do

Hubby had a stroke Upon new cat
impulsive me imagine that
How boring if I were predictable
I bought him home paid in full ( the cat , not the husband ) !

Now I have 2 Siamese
Happy me now he sees
The doggies here are pretty pissed
They're over it once they're kissed

The want to to chew my kitty's up
I just say hey mutts wassup
This poem here is pretty lame
Ill scroll back to my scrabble game

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Old 01-24-2015, 03:53 PM
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The booze wasn't working so good,
So I'd go buy an "outside issue" from the hood,
The dr. would give me the lexapro,
The xanax was coming from mexico,
My finances dwindled,
Happiness swindled,
The fire it kindled, and almost burnt out.
My second and third chances have past,
So now I'm faced with the task,
This time its different, Im ready to listen,
And stand and deliver at last.
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Happy Birthday to you SnoozyQ
Loved that you wrote that no housework will do
It's a day to Celebrate the uniqueness of you
We're so blessed with your Limericks from afar
What a special person you are!
Happy Birthday with hugs and good wishes your way

Hope tons more years on this thread we'll all stay
If I won the lottery I'd travel your way
But for now on this thread we'll just laugh and play
You're so fortunate with all your kitties and pups
Hope today they behave and sends all my best hugs!!
Happpppppyyyyy Birthday and many many more!!!!
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Old 01-24-2015, 04:27 PM
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To Justincredible,

A simple but not easy command
One day At A Time will be our stand
Hope you find others like you
They'll be saying what you need to hear
Just listen and a Miracle can be there so near
Sobriety will be yours for the taking
Good days will come quickly and not have shaking
Much luck and support if you do as they say
I'm, as you probably guessed, saying what helped for me
The love and the benefits of meetings of people in AA!!
In your past is probably addiction I would guess
Mine was inherited from many others in past days
It's what I was born with, a gene or other illness
I feel so fortunate for recovery
And wish you the best as you begin to trudge the road
Of a happiness you can't believe could be yours we're told
I sometimes can't believe how I got here from there
Such dark days and sadness I thought couldn't bear
And all I had to do was stay put in my chair
Really took all the words in with the beginnings of hope
I could be sober a no longer a drunk, sometimes a dope
It's because I finally listened and took it all in.
Good luck to you and hope to hear
How you're doing and will check right here!!!!
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Old 01-25-2015, 04:37 PM
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Justincredible I love your poem , I hope you stay &write many, many more.

IPPYYYYYYYY darling , such great advice , I'm so glad you found your family ( us ) & you're back xox

Oh ! & there was definitely NO housework to be had lol alas the same cannot be said for the cake eating ( of which there was much .... And some )
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Old 01-26-2015, 06:44 AM
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Snooze, my dear:

Time to send a belated HB
to Snnozy the Q and her new Siamese.

What can be made of the Q's alas
Has cake shot from mouth, right down to her a*s?

Justincredible - as Ippy has said:

The miracle is here and ours for the taking
So welcome Just and enjoy this forsaking.

Somewhere I heard "just keep coming back"
There's something about rhymes that keep us on track.

For me today

I must open my mind and be more flexible
Peace might require accepting the unacceptable
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A new day with Sunshine a-blazing
Is underway, and it's amazing
I'll go run the Pooch
While nowhere near Hooch
My Brain is now used to no dazing

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Old 01-26-2015, 02:16 PM
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[QUOTE=IWLSAST;5162125]Snooze, my dear:

Time to send a belated HB
to Snnozy the Q and her new Siamese.

What can be made of the Q's alas
Has cake shot from mouth, right down to her a*s

Hahahahahaha Carlos PMSL :-))))
Aaaah how I love my Limerick friends & wicked senses of humour!
Thanks for making me laugh as soon as I wake
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