Sobriety Limericks and Poetry Part 9 |
thanks for ending that last thread for my last two posts i should be killed dead |
I am going on vacations! Lots of sun, fun, and temptations. Sweetest cakes and alcohol - Doesn't bother me at all! :dance3: |
Wow! Part nine is here Of this thread so dear And I really don't think This is much of a rhyming day For me. Maybe tomorrow. |
DG - love not rhyming. Done it myself a few times. Let's see how I do today: Wow, can't even get started..... Uhhhh, Part 9. Yay. Go team, uhhhhh. Uhhhhh. Been studying some spiritual stuff - anything rhyme with Catholicism? |
pessimism cynicism communism existentialism mysticism antidisestablishmentarianism optimism utilitarianism and stuff |
Buddhism Judaism Protestantism Islamism Hinduism Atheism Etc… :) |
Word Definition absolutism doctrine of government by a single absolute ruler; autocracy absurdism doctrine that we live in an irrational universe academicism doctrine that nothing can be known accidentalism theory that events do not have causes acosmism disbelief in existence of eternal universe distinct from God adamitism nakedness for religious reasons adevism denial of gods of mythology and legend adiaphorism doctrine of theological indifference or latitudinarianism adoptionism belief that Christ was the adopted and not natural son of God aestheticism doctrine that beauty is central to other moral principles agapism ethics of love agathism belief in ultimate triumph of good despite evil means agnosticism doctrine that we can know nothing beyond material phenomena anarchism doctrine that all governments should be abolished animism attribution of soul to inanimate objects annihilationism doctrine that the wicked are utterly destroyed after death anthropomorphism attribution of human qualities to non-human things anthropotheism belief that gods are only deified men antidisestablishmentarianism doctrine opposed to removing Church of England's official religion status antilapsarianism denial of doctrine of the fall of humanity antinomianism doctrine of the rejection of moral law antipedobaptism denial of validity of infant baptism apocalypticism doctrine of the imminent end of the world asceticism doctrine that self-denial of the body permits spiritual enlightenment aspheterism denial of the right to private property atheism belief that there is no God atomism belief that the universe consists of small indivisible particles autosoterism belief that one can obtain salvation through oneself autotheism belief that one is God incarnate or that one is Christ bitheism belief in two gods bonism the doctrine that the world is good but not perfect bullionism belief in the importance of metallic currency in economics capitalism doctrine that private ownership and free markets should govern economies casualism the belief that chance governs all things catabaptism belief in the wrongness of infant baptism catastrophism belief in rapid geological and biological change collectivism doctrine of communal control of means of production collegialism theory that church is independent from the state communism theory of classless society in which individuals cannot own property conceptualism theory that universal truths exist as mental concepts conservatism belief in maintaining political and social traditions constructivism belief that knowledge and reality do not have an objective value cosmism belief that the cosmos is a self-existing whole cosmotheism the belief that identifies God with the cosmos deism belief in God but rejection of religion determinism doctrine that events are predetermined by preceding events or laws diphysitism belief in the dual nature of Christ ditheism belief in two equal gods, one good and one evil ditheletism doctrine that Christ had two wills dualism doctrine that the universe is controlled by one good and one evil force egalitarianism belief that humans ought to be equal in rights and privileges egoism doctrine that the pursuit of self-interest is the highest good egotheism identification of oneself with God eidolism belief in ghosts emotivism theory that moral statements are inherently biased empiricism doctrine that the experience of the senses is the only source of knowledge entryism doctrine of joining a group to change its policies epiphenomenalism doctrine that mental processes are epiphenomena of brain activity eternalism the belief that matter has existed eternally eudaemonism ethical belief that happiness equals morality euhemerism explanation of mythology as growing out of history existentialism doctrine of individual human responsibility in an unfathomable universe experientialism doctrine that knowledge comes from experience fallibilism the doctrine that empirical knowledge is uncertain fatalism doctrine that events are fixed and humans are powerless fideism doctrine that knowledge depends on faith over reason finalism belief that an end has or can be reached fortuitism belief in evolution by chance variation functionalism doctrine emphasising utility and function geocentrism belief that Earth is the centre of the universe gnosticism belief that freedom derives solely from knowledge gradualism belief that things proceed by degrees gymnobiblism belief that the Bible can be presented to unlearned without commentary hedonism belief that pleasure is the highest good henism doctrine that there is only one kind of existence henotheism belief in one tribal god, but not as the only god historicism belief that all phenomena are historically determined holism doctrine that parts of any thing must be understood in relation to the whole holobaptism belief in baptism with total immersion in water humanism belief that human interests and mind are paramount humanitarianism doctrine that the highest moral obligation is to improve human welfare hylicism materialism hylomorphism belief that matter is cause of the universe hylopathism belief in ability of matter to affect the spiritual world hylotheism belief that the universe is purely material hylozoism doctrine that all matter is endowed with life idealism belief that our experiences of the world consist of ideas identism doctrine that objective and subjective, or matter and mind, are identical ignorantism doctrine that ignorance is a favourable thing illuminism belief in an inward spiritual light illusionism belief that the external world is philosophy imagism doctrine of use of precise images with unrestricted subject immanentism belief in an immanent or permanent god immaterialism the doctrine that there is no material substance immoralism rejection of morality indifferentism the belief that all religions are equally valid individualism belief that individual interests and rights are paramount instrumentalism doctrine that ideas are instruments of action intellectualism belief that all knowledge is derived from reason interactionism belief that mind and body act on each other introspectionism doctrine that knowledge of mind must derive from introspection intuitionism belief that the perception of truth is by intuition irreligionism system of belief that is hostile to religions kathenotheism polytheism in which each god is considered single and supreme kenotism doctrine that Christ rid himself of divinity in becoming human laicism doctrine of opposition to clergy and priests latitudinarianism doctrine of broad liberality in religious belief and conduct laxism belief that an unlikely opinion may be safely followed legalism belief that salvation depends on strict adherence to the law liberalism doctrine of social change and tolerance libertarianism doctrine that personal liberty is the highest value malism the belief that the world is evil materialism belief that matter is the only extant substance mechanism belief that life is explainable by mechanical forces meliorism the belief the world tends to become better mentalism belief that the world can be explained as aspect of the mind messianism belief in a single messiah or saviour millenarianism belief that an ideal society will be produced in the near future modalism belief in unity of Father, Son and Holy Spirit monadism theory that there exist ultimate units of being monergism theory that the Holy Spirit alone can act monism belief that all things can be placed in one category monophysitism belief that Christ was primarily divine but in human form monopsychism belief that individuals have a single eternal soul monotheism belief in only one God monotheletism belief that Christ had only one will mortalism belief that the soul is mortal mutualism belief in mutual dependence of society and the individual nativism belief that the mind possesses inborn thoughts naturalism belief that the world can be explained in terms of natural forces necessarianism theory that actions are determined by prior history; fatalism neonomianism theory that the gospel abrogates earlier moral codes neovitalism theory that total material explanation is impossible nihilism denial of all reality; extreme scepticism nominalism doctrine that naming of things defines reality nomism view that moral conduct consists in observance of laws noumenalism belief in existence of noumena nullibilism denial that the soul exists in space numenism belief in local deities or spirits objectivism doctrine that all reality is objective omnism belief in all religions optimism doctrine that we live in the best of all possible worlds organicism conception of life or society as an organism paedobaptism doctrine of infant baptism panaesthetism theory that consciousness may inhere generally in matter pancosmism theory that the material universe is all that exists panegoism solipsism panentheism belief that world is part but not all of God’s being panpsychism theory that all nature has a psychic side pansexualism theory that all thought derived from sexual instinct panspermatism belief in origin of life from extraterrestrial germs pantheism belief that the universe is God; belief in many gods panzoism belief that humans and animals share vital life energy parallelism belief that matter and mind don’t interact but relate pejorism severe pessimism perfectibilism doctrine that humans capable of becoming perfect perfectionism doctrine that moral perfection constitutes the highest value personalism doctrine that humans possess spiritual freedom pessimism doctrine that the universe is essentially evil phenomenalism belief that phenomena are the only realities physicalism belief that all phenomena reducible to verifiable assertions physitheism attribution of physical form and attributes to deities pluralism belief that reality consists of several kinds or entities polytheism belief in multiple deities positivism doctrine that that which is not observable is not knowable pragmatism doctrine emphasizing practical value of philosophy predestinarianism belief that what ever is to happen is already fixed prescriptivism belief that moral edicts are merely orders with no truth value primitivism doctrine that a simple and natural life is morally best privatism attitude of avoiding involvement in outside interests probabiliorism belief that when in doubt one must choose most likely answer probabilism belief that knowledge is always probable but never absolute psilanthropism denial of Christ's divinity psychism belief in universal soul psychomorphism doctrine that inanimate objects have human mentality psychopannychism belief souls sleep from death to resurrection psychotheism doctrine that God is a purely spiritual entity pyrrhonism total or radical skepticism quietism doctrine of enlightenment through mental tranquility racism belief that race is the primary determinant of human capacities rationalism belief that reason is the fundamental source of knowledge realism doctrine that objects of cognition are real reductionism belief that complex phenomena are reducible to simple ones regalism doctrine of the monarch's supremacy in church affairs representationalism doctrine that ideas rather than external objects are basis of knowledge republicanism belief that a republic is the best form of government resistentialism humorous theory that inanimate objects display malice towards humans romanticism belief in sentimental feeling in artistic expression sacerdotalism belief that priests are necessary mediators between God and mankind sacramentarianism belief that sacraments have unusual properties scientism belief that the methods of science are universally applicable self-determinism doctrine that the actions of a self are determined by itself sensationalism belief that ideas originate solely in sensation sexism belief in systematic inequalities between the sexes siderism belief that the stars influence human affairs skepticism doctrine that true knowledge is always uncertain socialism doctrine of centralized state control of wealth and property solarism excessive use of solar myths in explaining mythology solifidianism doctrine that faith alone will ensure salvation solipsism theory that self-existence is the only certainty somatism materialism spatialism doctrine that matter has only spatial, temporal and causal properties spiritualism belief that nothing is real except the soul or spirit stercoranism belief that the consecrated Eucharist is digested and evacuated stoicism belief in indifference to pleasure or pain subjectivism doctrine that all knowledge is subjective substantialism belief that there is a real existence underlying phenomena syndicalism doctrine of direct worker control of capital synergism belief that human will and divine spirit cooperate in salvation terminism doctrine that there is a time limit for repentance thanatism belief that the soul dies with the body theism belief in the existence of God without special revelation theocentrism belief that God is central fact of existence theopantism belief that God is the only reality theopsychism belief that the soul is of a divine nature thnetopsychism belief that the soul dies with the body, to be reborn on day of judgement titanism spirit of revolt or defiance against social conventions tolerationism doctrine of toleration of religious differences totemism belief that a group has a special kinship with an object or animal transcendentalism theory that emphasizes that which transcends perception transmigrationism belief that soul passes into other body at death trialism doctrine that humans have three separate essences (body, soul, spirit) tritheism belief that the members of the Trinity are separate gods triumphalism belief in the superiority of one particular religious creed tuism theory that individuals have a second or other self tutiorism doctrine that one should take the safer moral course tychism theory that accepts role of pure chance ubiquitarianism belief that Christ is everywhere undulationism theory that light consists of waves universalism belief in universal salvation utilitarianism belief that utility of actions determines moral value vitalism the doctrine that there is a vital force behind life voluntarism belief that the will dominates the intellect zoism doctrine that life originates from a single vital principle zoomorphism conception of a god or man in animal form zootheism attribution of divine qualities to animals |
abolitionism absenteeism absolutism abstractionism absurdism academicism academism achromatism acrotism actinism activism adoptianism adoptionism adventurism aeroembolism aestheticism ageism agism agnosticism agrarianism alarmism albinism alcoholism aldosteronism algorism alienism allelism allelomorphism allomorphism alpinism altruism amateurism amoralism anabaptism anabolism anachronism analphabetism anarchism anecdotalism aneurism anglicism animalism animism anisotropism antagonism anthropocentrism anthropomorphism anthropopathism antialcoholism antiauthoritarianism antiblackism anticapitalism anticlericalism anticolonialism anticommercialism anticommunism antielitism antievolutionism antifascism antifeminism antiferromagnetism antihumanism antiliberalism antimaterialism antimilitarism antinepotism antinomianism antiquarianism antiracism antiradicalism antirationalism antirealism antireductionism antiritualism antiromanticism antiterrorism aphorism apocalypticism apocalyptism archaism asceticism assimilationism associationism asterism astigmatism asynchronism atavism atheism athleticism atomism atonalism atropism atticism autecism authoritarianism autism autoecism autoeroticism autoerotism automatism automorphism baalism baptism barbarianism barbarism behaviorism biblicism bibliophilism bicameralism biculturalism bidialectalism bilateralism bilingualism bimetallism biologism bioregionalism bipartisanism bipedalism biracialism blackguardism bogyism bohemianism bolshevism boosterism bossism botulism bourbonism boyarism bromism brutism bruxism bureaucratism cabalism caciquism cambism cannibalism capitalism careerism casteism catabolism catastrophism catechism cavalierism centralism centrism ceremonialism charism charlatanism chauvinism chemism chemotropism chimaerism chimerism chrism chromaticism cicisbeism cinchonism civicism civism classicism classism clericalism clonism cockneyism collaborationism collectivism colloquialism colonialism colorism commensalism commercialism communalism communism communitarianism conceptualism concretism confessionalism conformism congregationalism connubialism conservatism constitutionalism constructivism consumerism controversialism conventionalism corporatism corporativism cosmism cosmopolitanism cosmopolitism countercriticism counterculturalism counterterrorism creationism credentialism cretinism criticism cronyism cryptorchidism cryptorchism cubism cultism cynicism czarism dadaism dandyism defeatism deism demonism denominationalism despotism determinism deviationism diabolism diamagnetism diastereoisomerism diastrophism dichroism dichromatism dicrotism didacticism diffusionism dilettantism dimerism dimorphism dioecism ditheism divisionism doctrinairism dodoism dogmatism druidism dualism dwarfism dynamism dysphemism ecclesiasticism echoism eclecticism ecoterrorism ecotourism ecumenicalism ecumenicism ecumenism egalitarianism egocentrism egoism egotism electromagnetism elitism embolism emotionalism empiricism enantiomorphism encyclopedism endemism endomorphism endoparasitism entrepreneurialism environmentalism eonism epicenism epicureanism epicurism epigonism epigrammatism epiphenomenalism epiphytism epizoism equalitarianism eremitism erethism ergotism eroticism erotism erraticism erythrism escapism esotericism essentialism establishmentarianism estheticism etatism ethnocentrism eudaemonism eudaimonism euhemerism eunuchism euphemism euphuism evangelism evolutionism exceptionalism exclusivism exhibitionism existentialism exorcism exoticism exotism expansionism expatriatism experimentalism expertism expressionism externalism extremism factionalism factualism faddism fairyism familism fanaticism faradism fascism fatalism fauvism favism favoritism federalism feminism ferrimagnetism ferromagnetism fetichism fetishism feudalism feuilletonism fideism finalism flagellantism fogyism foreignism formalism fraternalism freneticism funambulism functionalism fundamentalism futilitarianism futurism gallicism galvanism gangsterism genteelism geomagnetism geotropism giantism gigantism globalism gnosticism gourmandism governmentalism gradualism grangerism greenbackism gutturalism gynandromorphism gypsyism heathenism hedonism heliotropism helotism hemimorphism henotheism hermaphroditism hermeticism hermetism hermitism heroinism heroism heteroecism heteromorphism heterothallism highbrowism hipsterism hirsutism hispanism historicism hoboism holism holometabolism homeomorphism homoeroticism homomorphism homothallism hoodlumism hoodooism hooliganism hucksterism humanism humanitarianism hybridism hydrotropism hylozoism hypercatabolism hypercriticism hyperinsulinism hypermetabolism hyperparasitism hyperparathyroidism hyperpituitarism hyperrealism hyperthyroidism hyperurbanism hypnotism hypocorism hypoparathyroidism hypopituitarism hypothyroidism idealism idiotism idolism illiberalism illuminism illusionism imagism immanentism immaterialism immobilism immoralism imperialism impressionism incendiarism incrementalism indeterminism indifferentism individualism industrialism infantilism inflationism initialism institutionalism instrumentalism insularism intellectualism internationalism interventionism introspectionism intuitionism invalidism iodism iotacism irrationalism irredentism ism isochronism isolationism isomerism isomorphism jesuitism jingoism jism journalism jujuism kaiserism laconism laicism landlordism lathyrism latitudinarianism leftism legalism legitimism lesbianism liberalism libertarianism libertinism literalism lobbyism localism locoism loyalism luminism lyricism lyrism magnetism majoritarianism malapropism mammonism mandarinism mannerism manorialism masochism materialism maternalism mechanism medievalism melanism meliorism mentalism mercantilism mesmerism messianism metabolism metamerism metamorphism metasomatism methodism microorganism microprism microseism militarism millenarianism millennialism minimalism misoneism modernism momism monachism monadism monarchism monasticism monetarism mongolism monism monochromatism monoecism monometallism monomorphism monorchidism monotheism moralism moronism morphinism mosaicism mullahism multiculturalism multilateralism multilingualism multiracialism mutism mutualism mysticism nabobism nanism narcism narcissism nationalism nativism naturalism naturism necessitarianism necrophilism negativism neoclassicism neocolonialism neoconservatism neoliberalism neologism neoplasticism neorealism nephrism nepotism neuroticism neutralism nihilism nomadism nominalism nomism nonconformism nondenominationalism nonobjectivism nonrepresentationalism nudism obeahism obelism obiism objectivism obscurantism obstructionism occultism officialism ogreism ogrism onanism operationalism operationism opiumism opportunism optimism oralism organicism organism orientalism ostracism overoptimism pacificism pacifism paeanism paedomorphism paganism paleomagnetism paludism pantheism parajournalism parallelism paralogism paramagnetism parasitism parecism parkinsonism parochialism particularism passivism pastoralism paternalism patriotism pauperism pedestrianism peonism perfectionism personalism pessimism phallicism phallism pharisaism phenomenalism philhellenism philistinism photochromism photojournalism photoperiodism phototropism physicalism pianism pictorialism pietism plagiarism plebeianism pleinairism plenism pleochroism pleomorphism plumbism pluralism pococurantism poeticism pointillism polycentrism polyglotism polyglottism polymerism polymorphism polytheism populism porism positivism postmillenarianism postmillennialism postmodernism pragmaticism pragmatism predestinarianism premillenarianism premillennialism presentism priapism priggism primitivism prism privatism probabilism professionalism prognathism progressivism prosaism proselytism prostatism protectionism provincialism pseudoclassicism pseudomorphism psychologism ptyalism puerilism pugilism purism puritanism pygmyism quackism quietism quislingism quixotism rabbinism racemism racialism racism radicalism rationalism reactionaryism realism rebaptism recidivism reconstructionism reductionism reformism refugeeism regionalism relativism representationalism republicanism restrictionism revanchism revisionism revivalism rheumatism rightism rigorism ritualism robotism romanticism rowdyism royalism ruffianism ruralism sacerdotalism sacramentalism sadism sadomasochism salvationism sansculottism sapphism sardonicism satanism saturnism savagism scapegoatism scepticism schematism schism scholasticism scientism sciolism secessionism sectarianism sectionalism secularism seism seismism semicolonialism sensationalism sensualism sentimentalism separatism serialism servomechanism sexism shamanism simplism sinapism skepticism slumism snobbism socialism solarism solecism solidarism solipsism somnambulism sophism sovietism specialism speciesism spiritism spiritualism spoonerism standpattism statism stereoisomerism stoicism structuralism subjectivism supernaturalism superorganism superparasitism superpatriotism superrealism superromanticism supranationalism suprematism surrealism survivalism sybaritism sycophantism syllogism symbolism symmetallism synchronism syncretism syndactylism syndicalism synergism systematism tachism talmudism tarantism tautomerism tectonism teetotalism televangelism tenebrism teratism territorialism terrorism theatricalism theism theocentrism thermoperiodism thermotropism thigmotropism thromboembolism titanism toadyism tokenism totalism totalitarianism totemism tourism traditionalism transcendentalism transnationalism transsexualism transvestism traumatism triadism tribalism trichromatism triliteralism tritheism triumphalism troilism tropism truism tsarism tzarism ultraconservatism ultraism ultraleftism ultraliberalism ultramontanism ultranationalism ultrarealism uniformitarianism unionism unitarianism universalism uranism urbanism ureotelism uricotelism utilitarianism utopianism utopism vagabondism valetudinarianism vampirism vandalism vanguardism veganism vegetarianism ventriloquism verbalism verism vernacularism vigilantism virilism vitalism vocalism vocationalism volcanism voltaism voluntarism voluntaryism volunteerism voodooism vorticism voyeurism vulcanism vulgarism warlordism welfarism wholism witticism workaholism xerophytism *****ism zombiism |
I'm a *****ist. |
Yep, was hoping that you didn't type that all out. Though the rhyming question was asked tongue in cheek. Though I now can claim adamitism when walking around in my gitch. |
Knew it was tongue in cheek, but you asked... |
My word, you're a wordy guy, Zero! |
The question needs to be asked Zero, is Jism a result of Onanism?? |
:fright: |
Originally Posted by tootsl1
(Post 4930657)
The question needs to be asked Zero, is Jism a result of Onanism?? |
Originally Posted by zerothehero
(Post 4931115)
Do not get me started. There once was a fella called zero A lexiconographers hero He charmed all the birds With his way round his words Like a small, skinny, hairy DeNiro! |
This gal named toots that I met online Once had a love affair with wine But that wine betrayed her And sobriety re-made her So now she is doing just fine |
there once was a man with a rash who threw away all of his stash with no liquor or meds the rash spread to both heads and he scratched til he bled out from a gash |
there once was a man named zero who fancied hinself a hero he wrote twisted poems and ate screaming gnomes but he quit drinking beero |
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