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Old 01-08-2015, 08:06 PM
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Colonoscopies aren't all that
The prepping thing can leave you flat
When done & dusted you'll feel great
Just a slight uncomfy date

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Old 01-09-2015, 06:57 PM
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ain't no cancer up in there
arteries determined "fair"
then with my approval
another lesion removal
making up for when i didn't care
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Old 01-13-2015, 09:53 PM
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someday i'd like to stand without pain
or sit at the computer and smile again
but here I am prone
trying not to groan
i guess it's time to shop for a cane
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Old 01-16-2015, 07:37 AM
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i'm no better than i was
why's this happening, just because
i'm here lying prone
i don't answer the phone
and i can't reach to remove my surgery gauze
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Old 01-16-2015, 07:43 AM
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the scariest thing is taking a dump
i've pain in my legs when i sit on my rump
so i fall to my knees
as my thighs start to seize
no one can blame me for being a grump
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Old 01-16-2015, 07:48 AM
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i have to have faith that one day i'll heal
i'm hungry but it's torture preparing a meal
i'm afraid to get up
to break fast or sup
this life of mine is getting too real
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Old 01-16-2015, 07:53 AM
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let's face it now, i'm just damaged goods
i could crawl through the snow to die in the woods
but my dogs still need me
their eyes tell me feed me
while their blankets cover their heads like hoods
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Old 01-16-2015, 07:57 AM
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okay, i admit that i have cabin fever
no more reruns or leave it to beaver
i want off this med
so i can gather my head
the last few days were a forget-worthy blur
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Old 01-17-2015, 06:50 AM
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Drinking for me is no longer a question
If you want to quit I have a suggestion
Be willing to reach out
And share what you're about
The people here are rich with affection
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Old 01-18-2015, 06:53 AM
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today my plan is to not bathe and just smell
i'll lay on the floor and watch the nfl
i'll be one with the dogs
we'll wallow like hogs
and we'll all salivate without ringing a bell
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Old 01-18-2015, 03:51 PM
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Wallowing is good for the soul
It's something that never gets old
I know when i wake
If in life I'll partake
But stuff it today it's too cold :p
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Old 01-18-2015, 03:57 PM
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I was gonna take mutts to the beach
Hoping some new tricks to teach
But my bed is so cozy
I'm still half dozy
It's too far & so outa reach
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Old 01-18-2015, 04:04 PM
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Stayed in bed most of the day
Thinking that's where I'll continue to stay
I should cook dinner
Something to help me get thinner
Let's all stay sober, okay?
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Old 01-19-2015, 01:56 AM
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Last night was a magical treat--
I did not desire to eat!
I watched the TV
It pacified me
And went to bed 'cause I was beat!
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Old 01-19-2015, 02:49 PM
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I'm just lovin' my work holidays
Still off for 12 more days
As a matter of fact
I don't wanna go back
I wanna continue to laze
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Old 01-19-2015, 07:53 PM
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This Thread looks like one I'd enjoy
Cuz rhyming is no sort of ploy
If my cadence stinks
No worries, me thinks
I could look like Leonard Nimoy

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Old 01-19-2015, 08:06 PM
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Haha Mesaman , welcome to you , hope you stay
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Old 01-19-2015, 08:38 PM
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blue mesa reservoir at sunset
a site one will never regret
but the roady is curvy
so don't be too nervy
stay sober or a dui you may get
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Old 01-20-2015, 06:06 AM
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i wish my old doggies knew how to cook
i'd tell them i'm hungry with just a look
how great they would feel
to make me a meal
we'd eat off off floor then they'd read me a book
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Old 01-20-2015, 10:48 AM
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Roses are red
Our Driveway is Mud
I'm glad I quit Booze
Cuz I was a dud

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