Whiners Anonymous Part 52
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
Posts: 20,458
I just finally was able to belch for the first time since i was ill on Sunday....i thought i broke something.
i am feeding the pets cold cuts...ham, turkey...they love to be spoiled.
yes, the whines are not the same with out our Hbeeeee!!! I am hoping that she is off to Brazil with a handsome, wealthy surgeon who adores Sir Raven....perhaps he has a big yacht and a staff, personal chef and gave her a car?
it is really cold here! like 11 degrees tonight.....spring can't come soon enough! but there are now 11 full hours of daylight, this makes a huge difference for my moods.
i am feeding the pets cold cuts...ham, turkey...they love to be spoiled.
yes, the whines are not the same with out our Hbeeeee!!! I am hoping that she is off to Brazil with a handsome, wealthy surgeon who adores Sir Raven....perhaps he has a big yacht and a staff, personal chef and gave her a car?
it is really cold here! like 11 degrees tonight.....spring can't come soon enough! but there are now 11 full hours of daylight, this makes a huge difference for my moods.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: my room in ct.
Posts: 58,110
welcome to Whiners mt'n
and remember, if all else fails,
go help another Whiner
what a fiasco trying to send flowers and pay by paypal
i wish i had fands lurking over my shoulder
finally firgured it out
and remember, if all else fails,
go help another Whiner
what a fiasco trying to send flowers and pay by paypal
i wish i had fands lurking over my shoulder
finally firgured it out
Not waving, but drowning
Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 423
Originally Posted by pattenat 
Love the mascot idea! He/She's in the warm sun and his/her skin looks like mine before I lotion 
Just ate a pint of ice cream. Can't imagine why I'm not losing more weight.
Whine
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: United Kingdom
Posts: 1,691
So how does this thread work-you just complain. well i really want some choccy and i have not got any. blegh. am i going to be divergent and have a coffee with muscavo sugar at 5am, well i want some treating grrr - this recovery business is a bit poorly.
part time member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Michigan
Posts: 2,910
whine..lost this post already..finished dad's taxes and went to start on the estate portion and understand that we bought the wrong turbo tax...needed business not home and business but business..we bought deluxe...crap...paper and pencil here I come...
another whine..nobody misses the spring tickers?
another whine..nobody misses the spring tickers?
Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Lake Tahoe CA
Posts: 1,098
Had all kinds of plans to do all kinds of stuff today. Feel a real
joy of accomplishment, ya da, ya da, ya da....and nothing. I
did nothing today on my day off. I did eat 2 1/2 McDonald's
hamburgers (which I hate) so at least I know my arm to my
mouth motion is working for something besides drinking!
Tomorrow is another day, and I've got my list of To Do's
buried somewhere in all the crap in my hovel called home.
I need some motivation to get things done I tell ya.
Bam when I have gas it looks something like this
Love that pic you posted Ann....
I say yes to the tortoise!
Welcome Kevin! I'm new here too.
joy of accomplishment, ya da, ya da, ya da....and nothing. I
did nothing today on my day off. I did eat 2 1/2 McDonald's
hamburgers (which I hate) so at least I know my arm to my
mouth motion is working for something besides drinking!
Tomorrow is another day, and I've got my list of To Do's
buried somewhere in all the crap in my hovel called home.
I need some motivation to get things done I tell ya.
Bam when I have gas it looks something like this
Love that pic you posted Ann....
I say yes to the tortoise!
Welcome Kevin! I'm new here too.
bona fido dog-lover
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SF Bay area, CA
Posts: 99,797
Welcome Mtnmagic and Kevin.
As Queen Ann says, Whiners are winners. Glad to welcome two new whiners.
I am whine-free this early morning. Jack woke me up before 6 am to go potty and I had to be up at 6 anyway so am glad for my canine alarm clock. Nothing to whine about other than it's still winter, cold and snowy out.
A personal note: Hi AC! Yes, it's me. You can follow me around the site if you like. I have nothing to hide from you or I wouldn't have told you who I am.
As Queen Ann says, Whiners are winners. Glad to welcome two new whiners. I am whine-free this early morning. Jack woke me up before 6 am to go potty and I had to be up at 6 anyway so am glad for my canine alarm clock.
Nothing to whine about other than it's still winter, cold and snowy out.A personal note: Hi AC!
Yes, it's me. You can follow me around the site if you like. I have nothing to hide from you or I wouldn't have told you who I am.
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
For the newcomers....
W.A. Disclaimer
The WAH! 12 Step Program:
1. Admit you whine.
Just say, "I am a whiner."
2. Admit your whining is a problem.
It's not enough to know you whine--you have to realize it interferes with your life. Tell yourself, your spouse, and a friend that you have a problem with whining, that all you have ever done is whine. But don't whine to God! He already knows, all too well. God just sat back while you whined away the years. It's not His fault, after all, so don't go whining to Him with your problem.
3. Seek help to cure your whining.
Whining is but one of your many shortcomings, since you are a miserable excuse for a human being. Another shortcoming is you can't do anything for yourself, otherwise you would not whine. Go whine to somebody to help you--that's all you know how to do, remember?
4. Laugh at your whine.
Made a decision to turn your constant whining over to your sense of humor and learn to "lovingly and wholeheartedly" laugh at yourself each time you whine. Be prepared to be given the nickname "Loony Tunes," however.
5. Step out of your shoes.
Put your whine in perspective. There's a woman in Africa living in a mud hut with a grass roof and NO indoor plumbing. She lives off of $27 a year. She is totally blind and collects sticks for firewood, hoping the next stick isn't a snake. Now, what was your whine again?
6. Eat something nasty.
Eat some vegetable you hate without whining about the taste. And don't hold your nose or cover it with cheese!
7. Listen to other whiners.
Get a part job in a complaint department and listen to other peoples' whines 8 hours a day. But don't complain about your job! If you do, go back to step 3. Go a whole week listening to your wife/husband complain and just say "yes dear." If you can't, go back to step 2. Have kids and listen to them whine--that's how you sound to others. Pay back time! What goes around, comes around!
8. Make a victim list.
Make of list of all persons you thought you had harmed and hope to hell that they'd forgotten all the minuscule crap you'd blown out of proportion. Ask them if you ever whined, and then be prepared to take the return whine.
9. Beat the crap out of your parents.
After all, they raised a whiner. Yes, you started early, but it is not your fault!
10. Beware of falling off the wagon.
Resign yourself to the fact you are going to whine each time you try to stick to your guns when you know you are right. Once a whiner, always a whiner, they say. So either just admit your are wrong or go back to step 1. Cripes, you mean you really want to go back to step 1 after getting to step 10?
11. Whine to your dog.
They love you no matter how much you whine. It's called unconditional love. Unless of course they sense your foul mood. Disguise your whine by mixing the words "good dog" in every sentence. They only know so many words--those two they know. Otherwise, your dog would hate you like all the people you know.
12. Help others.
Help some other whiney-assed ******* with his whine problem. You get to whine about their whining. It's great.
so have at it!
whine, snivle, rant, bitch, and rave away!!!
"W.A. Disclaimer"... just be prepared for the feedback!
W.A. Disclaimer
The WAH! 12 Step Program:
1. Admit you whine.
Just say, "I am a whiner."
2. Admit your whining is a problem.
It's not enough to know you whine--you have to realize it interferes with your life. Tell yourself, your spouse, and a friend that you have a problem with whining, that all you have ever done is whine. But don't whine to God! He already knows, all too well. God just sat back while you whined away the years. It's not His fault, after all, so don't go whining to Him with your problem.
3. Seek help to cure your whining.
Whining is but one of your many shortcomings, since you are a miserable excuse for a human being. Another shortcoming is you can't do anything for yourself, otherwise you would not whine. Go whine to somebody to help you--that's all you know how to do, remember?
4. Laugh at your whine.
Made a decision to turn your constant whining over to your sense of humor and learn to "lovingly and wholeheartedly" laugh at yourself each time you whine. Be prepared to be given the nickname "Loony Tunes," however.
5. Step out of your shoes.
Put your whine in perspective. There's a woman in Africa living in a mud hut with a grass roof and NO indoor plumbing. She lives off of $27 a year. She is totally blind and collects sticks for firewood, hoping the next stick isn't a snake. Now, what was your whine again?
6. Eat something nasty.
Eat some vegetable you hate without whining about the taste. And don't hold your nose or cover it with cheese!
7. Listen to other whiners.
Get a part job in a complaint department and listen to other peoples' whines 8 hours a day. But don't complain about your job! If you do, go back to step 3. Go a whole week listening to your wife/husband complain and just say "yes dear." If you can't, go back to step 2. Have kids and listen to them whine--that's how you sound to others. Pay back time! What goes around, comes around!
8. Make a victim list.
Make of list of all persons you thought you had harmed and hope to hell that they'd forgotten all the minuscule crap you'd blown out of proportion. Ask them if you ever whined, and then be prepared to take the return whine.
9. Beat the crap out of your parents.
After all, they raised a whiner. Yes, you started early, but it is not your fault!
10. Beware of falling off the wagon.
Resign yourself to the fact you are going to whine each time you try to stick to your guns when you know you are right. Once a whiner, always a whiner, they say. So either just admit your are wrong or go back to step 1. Cripes, you mean you really want to go back to step 1 after getting to step 10?
11. Whine to your dog.
They love you no matter how much you whine. It's called unconditional love. Unless of course they sense your foul mood. Disguise your whine by mixing the words "good dog" in every sentence. They only know so many words--those two they know. Otherwise, your dog would hate you like all the people you know.
12. Help others.
Help some other whiney-assed ******* with his whine problem. You get to whine about their whining. It's great.
so have at it!
whine, snivle, rant, bitch, and rave away!!!
"W.A. Disclaimer"... just be prepared for the feedback!
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
Posts: 20,458
my accountant has not called me back!!! i am trying to be patient, but come on woman!!! i dropped my taxes off on February 6.....hopefully today.
welcome Mtn and Kev, excellent early whining. i am crabby today, i don't know why...probably because my accountant did not call me back? i hate loose ends, i just want to sign, pay and get my $$$.
i don't want to mop the floors again either, winter sucks....
i really want to stomp my feet....childish i know.
welcome Mtn and Kev, excellent early whining. i am crabby today, i don't know why...probably because my accountant did not call me back? i hate loose ends, i just want to sign, pay and get my $$$.
i don't want to mop the floors again either, winter sucks....
i really want to stomp my feet....childish i know.
bona fido dog-lover
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SF Bay area, CA
Posts: 99,797
I hate, absolutely HATE HATE HATE the mile-long voice mail you have to wade thru when calling, say, the phone company's repair service number... and of all the 'options' you are given, none of them is what you need and there's no option to SPEAK TO A HUMAN BEING!! 
Tried calling 411 this morning to find a phone number out of state. Dialed 1-411, as I've always done in the past, and got a "sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed" message. Tried dialing 0 for the operator, got the same message. Called 611, the (old?) repair number. Same message. Called the repair number listed in the phone book and had to go thru so much voice-mail-options ******** I was ready to SCREAM!! And I looked in the phone book and there's no "411" or any other information number listed!!!
This modern voice-mail-technology is SO IRRITATING!!! All I want to do is speak to a real live person!!! My issue is not addressed in all their time consuming "options"!!!
Tried calling 411 this morning to find a phone number out of state. Dialed 1-411, as I've always done in the past, and got a "sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed" message. Tried dialing 0 for the operator, got the same message. Called 611, the (old?) repair number. Same message. Called the repair number listed in the phone book and had to go thru so much voice-mail-options ******** I was ready to SCREAM!! And I looked in the phone book and there's no "411" or any other information number listed!!!
This modern voice-mail-technology is SO IRRITATING!!! All I want to do is speak to a real live person!!! My issue is not addressed in all their time consuming "options"!!!
Member
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: FL
Posts: 14,246
Hi whiners. 
I'm just checking in but am still too tired and too stressed to whine or even catch up here. And that previous sentence just proves that you can take the girl out of Whiners Anon..but you can't take the whine out of the girl.
Live and Let Whine.
fyi...hubby is starting to feel better but I'm still dealing with alot of difficult stuff right now
I'm just checking in but am still too tired and too stressed to whine or even catch up here. And that previous sentence just proves that you can take the girl out of Whiners Anon..but you can't take the whine out of the girl.
Live and Let Whine.
fyi...hubby is starting to feel better but I'm still dealing with alot of difficult stuff right now
bona fido dog-lover
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SF Bay area, CA
Posts: 99,797
Originally Posted by Fandy
I use the computer search instead to find phone numbers...it's faster
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