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Old 11-15-2009, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Rusty Zipper View Post
What I think of peeps who do this...


This too shall pass Bam)))))


Something my Daddy used to tell me when things like this would happen.

"Hang tight, do right, don't fight, and it all comes out in the wash."

Wise man, my dad was....
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Old 11-15-2009, 06:28 PM
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Rusty....maybe some of that fake cream brulee; or k's pudding, would be nice for right now until your not hurtin' so much.
hell, i'm starting to feel like Bill Cosby!
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Old 11-15-2009, 07:07 PM
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Oh, Rust...you are such a dear.
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Old 11-15-2009, 11:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Bamboozle View Post
So...uh...brekky is breakfast? Or am I slow? Both?
No Bam...you're not slow at all. It takes a bit of time to understand Austrailianese.
here's cmc's 411 on Strine for beginners:
breakfast>>>brekkie
presents (as in 'gifts')>>> pressies
biscuit (as in what's called a cookie in the US?)>>>bickie (sp)

:ghug2I think it's a fun and very happy sounding language....
but probably not as conducive to whining compared to what I'm used to hearing where I live.

Somewhere on the web there is a list with more 'translations'
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:32 AM
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..people are fun 4 ozzys..

red hair=bluey
short=shorty
phillip=flip
graham=gra gra
carol=caz
michael=mick
john=johnno
barry=baza
kim=kimmy (hate that one)
adam=adsa
.........just a few..all with a lovin' heart,thou...OZboy....lol..
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Old 11-16-2009, 01:48 AM
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Happy Monday Whiners!!

Queeny is Housequeeny today, doing the laundry, groceries and errands and rearranging the pantry.

Oz, if Queeny has red hair, does that make her a Bluey Queeny?

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Old 11-16-2009, 03:49 AM
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thanks for the Ozonary

queeny, do you getto do that faveorite Fairy Princess chore too?

scrubbing the Toilet!
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Rusty Zipper View Post
queeny, do you getto do that faveorite Fairy Princess chore too?

scrubbing the Toilet!
Well, Zip, I prefer to call it "polishing the thrones" ya know? (yes, King Bubba has his own throne).

Kev, you can always have popcorn for breakfast, it's cereal (corn) and it tastes good.

Throne Cleaning Whine-ku

Scrub, polish and flush
Replace the toilet paper
Adjust crown....go shop!!!!
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Old 11-16-2009, 07:14 AM
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Throne Cleaning Whine-ku

Scrub, polish and flush
Replace the toilet paper
Adjust crown....go shop!!!!
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Old 11-16-2009, 09:50 AM
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Shocking news today...Queeny needs to renew her Health Card and her driver's license including pictures...and we are no longer allowed to smile!!

How will Queeny stretch her wrinkles out if she cannot smile?

It's just WRONG I tell ya!
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Old 11-16-2009, 10:10 AM
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Extra Regenerist, Ann.....

And apply some to the DL....that cream does work wonders, you know...

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Extra Regenerist, Ann.....

And apply some to the DL....that cream does work wonders, you know...


Oh I am stocked up on Regenerist and will slap on extra. I saw a news show that compared 20 products to see which was best, and guess which one won....yup, Regenerist!!! Olay!!!! (ha ha couldn't resist)

Worst case, I'll give myself a duct tape face lift.
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..Regenerist..in oz we call that 'Tyre Shine'...LOL..

btw:we luv ya 'just the way you are'...
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Old 11-16-2009, 03:22 PM
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Distract their attention and quickly vaseline the lens Ann

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Old 11-16-2009, 03:26 PM
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brekky is morning food for this ozzie

house mate still left at 5:45am without making brekky or cleaning house or washing my car!
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Funny Ann, I think here you are required to smile, in order to show your TEETH.

Go figure.
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:47 PM
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Well, Cats, they could learn from your folks over there. I have good teeth, but when I don't smile I look like I am frowning or scowling. I was born with a smile on my face I think.

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Distract their attention and quickly vaseline the lens Ann
Good idea, Dee. Or I'll tell them "that's no smile, it's just gas" like you do with babies.

Bad passport photos aren't so bad because you hardly ever use them, but you show your driver's license as ID. The picture I have on mine now is 10 years old. I haven't aged a day so I don't know why I can't keep that one.

Enough of my whining, I've more than made up for lost time here and concede the floor to more worthy whines than mine.

Keep whining back!
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..fair dinkum..ima banana bender n a dag...

.struth.. ...onya kevie..
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:57 PM
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..fair dinkum..ima banana bender n a dag...

.struth.. ...onya kevie..
Oz, you are bending bananas? In a bag? With your tooth? And got some on Kevin?
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Old 11-16-2009, 04:58 PM
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Well, me and superior were civil today...I wasn't sure how it'd go. I'm still going to watch it, though.

More work drama...this time from a different person.

I won't bore you with the details...I'm tired of thinking about it. I'm off tomorrow. Yea!


Edited to add:

Gee, this makes me look bad. Better explain a little. One of the long time employees just got demoted for excessive call offs. I had nothing to do with the descision, but the employee is behaving like a wounded animal...lashing out at everyone. Ugh.
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