More Fizz Less Pop Part 3
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Not even I could drink diet beer Ally, so there you go....make of that what you will LOL
Are we playing for the Ashes, then, Fizzy? LOL
You could not find a person less interested in sports, mate
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Are we playing for the Ashes, then, Fizzy? LOL
You could not find a person less interested in sports, mate
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Originally Posted by Dee74 
You could not find a person less interested in sports, mate
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Fairly sure, Ally can maybe confirm, is not being interested in sport even legal for a bloke ?
I suppose I did spend the first few months on here convinced you were a lass .....................
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Following from my last post I just Googled " things that are a complete waste of time" and came across the fillowing list.
18 Pointless things people do.
1. Wear sunglasses at night.
2. Have a Chinese tattoo on their neck/thigh/breast, even though they do not understand one word of Chinese.
3. Vote for the Greens.
4. Call a number repeatedly but leave no message on the answering machine.
5. Own an answering machine but never listen to it.
6. Have a piano in their house while only knowing how to play the crumhorn.
7. Make facial expressions while talking on the phone and leaving messages on an answering machine that people never listen to.
8. Wear purple underwear even though they are a nuns.
9. Sit on public transport with hundreds of other people, yet never say a word to break the funereal silence.
10. Have a third hand but hide it from sight.
11. Have three dicks but only use two.
12. Attempt to train a wombat in steeple-chasing.
13. Write something that does not rhyme, scan, or have any lines, and call it poetry.
14. Write a suicide letter and not kill themselves.
15. Write a long essay about how they are going to kill the President of America and then not go through with it because they are an Australian.
16. Attempt to masturbate a dead rhinoceros.
17. Use apostrophes with felonious intent.
18. Grow broccoli.
18 Pointless things people do.
1. Wear sunglasses at night.
2. Have a Chinese tattoo on their neck/thigh/breast, even though they do not understand one word of Chinese.
3. Vote for the Greens.
4. Call a number repeatedly but leave no message on the answering machine.
5. Own an answering machine but never listen to it.
6. Have a piano in their house while only knowing how to play the crumhorn.
7. Make facial expressions while talking on the phone and leaving messages on an answering machine that people never listen to.
8. Wear purple underwear even though they are a nuns.
9. Sit on public transport with hundreds of other people, yet never say a word to break the funereal silence.
10. Have a third hand but hide it from sight.
11. Have three dicks but only use two.
12. Attempt to train a wombat in steeple-chasing.
13. Write something that does not rhyme, scan, or have any lines, and call it poetry.
14. Write a suicide letter and not kill themselves.
15. Write a long essay about how they are going to kill the President of America and then not go through with it because they are an Australian.
16. Attempt to masturbate a dead rhinoceros.
17. Use apostrophes with felonious intent.
18. Grow broccoli.
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Took the wee lad to the shops today after School to get him the new football top.
New top £30 - fine
Assistant asks if we want a number on the back, wee lad does, £ 8 for that.
Would he like his name as well, £1 a letter.
Tops now costing £ 44
As I'm paying Assistant asks if we want the league sponser added to the sleeves, how much is that I ask, another tenner, that will be a no then.
Top should be ready to collect tomorrow, as I'm putting the wee lad to bed tonight, he says we forgot to order the shorts !!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be going on my own for them, closing my ears to all number options before the £12 shorts end up costing more than the shirt.
New top £30 - fine
Assistant asks if we want a number on the back, wee lad does, £ 8 for that.
Would he like his name as well, £1 a letter.
Tops now costing £ 44
As I'm paying Assistant asks if we want the league sponser added to the sleeves, how much is that I ask, another tenner, that will be a no then.
Top should be ready to collect tomorrow, as I'm putting the wee lad to bed tonight, he says we forgot to order the shorts !!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll be going on my own for them, closing my ears to all number options before the £12 shorts end up costing more than the shirt.
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Its a part of football thats probably best left behind 20 years ago.
Theres just a wee part of me though that almost kind of enjoys it, if that makes sense.
I was listening to the phone ins last night on Radio 5 and flicking between the news channels seeing what was happening.
I know its wrong but .................................
Theres just a wee part of me though that almost kind of enjoys it, if that makes sense.
I was listening to the phone ins last night on Radio 5 and flicking between the news channels seeing what was happening.
I know its wrong but .................................
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I'm considering "renting out" my youngest kid (defiant kid is 17) as a form of birth control to people considering having kids... after living with dk no one in their right mind would want kids... afraid they'd turn out like dk...
She is trying my patience to the max and my sanity too, which is fragile right now... I'm just praying for the strength to not knock her on her ass for some of her behaviors...
sorry, just had to vent or I'd explode...
She is trying my patience to the max and my sanity too, which is fragile right now... I'm just praying for the strength to not knock her on her ass for some of her behaviors...
sorry, just had to vent or I'd explode...
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