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Old 03-25-2013, 10:48 AM
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I feel so hurt
Like nothing, like dirt
No one said a word
From what I've heard
Let the place go, avert
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:04 AM
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I'm going out from work tonight
Meeting an old friend for a drink and a bite
There'll be no wine on the menu, for me anyway
I'll stick with my tea and that's okay.
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:07 AM
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Enjoy the night out
No drinking, without a doubt
Tea will do just fine
Long gone, the old wine
So nice to be out and about
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Old 03-25-2013, 11:12 AM
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Limericks allow me share
Work on being fair
To my own truth
Like in a voting booth
Something like self-repair
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Old 03-25-2013, 04:41 PM
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Congrats on month eleven!!
Its four more months then seven.
I know few seem to get it
Honey try hard not to fret it
WE know: Sobriety's Heaven!
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Old 03-25-2013, 09:17 PM
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Thanks, dear E.Q.
Without you, I'd be blue
Your threads are great
Just really first rate
So much help, so true
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Old 03-26-2013, 06:18 AM
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I woke up this morning
Bright and alert
I jumped out of bed
And ironed a shirt

No feeling sick
And no fuzzy head
I came into work
My eyes are not dead.

The shackles have lifted
With no more strife
I’m feeling so good
Welcome back life.
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Old 03-26-2013, 01:59 PM
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Nice warm, sunny day
Very happy to say
Free from the bonds of alcohol
Released from it's deceptive call
Free once and for all
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Old 03-27-2013, 12:32 AM
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Hey I love all you people so!
I want to make sure you know!
I wish we could all meet
And grab a bite to eat
Its fun to imagine, though.

Where could we meet, in Figi?
Or perhaps we'd meet in Norwigi
one things for sure
It won't be a bore
And would be rated at least: PG.

What do we each look like
As we descended from our flight?
I'd hold a cardboard sign
That said something that rhymed
And we'd hug each other tight!
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Old 03-27-2013, 09:35 AM
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I'm fairly short in height
Stand tall in sober-might
Hair is longish, straight brown
Wouldn't wear a frown
Daisy in hand, quite a sight

Have to be true
To all of you
Hair has a little gray
Perhaps, I'll add a spray
Of a shade of blue
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:35 AM
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I'm short in hight
and I've got a big chest
My bum might be big
but I'm winning this test

I'll be drinking water
Or more likely tea
Where are the toilets
I'll be needing a wee

I'll wear a red dress
And give you a wave
You'll all know its me
By the way I behave.

I can't wait to see you
I've waited so long
We are the best
Because we are strong

Gxxxx
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Old 03-27-2013, 12:33 PM
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Am I allowed to this meeting?
I'll be the one always eating
I'm short and stout,
With a grin not a pout
But I will hope there's plenty of heating

Ive curly brown hair
With grey, it is fair
I usually dress quite baggy
I find it disguises
My tum filled with pies's
And boobs that are terrible saggy!
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Old 03-27-2013, 01:22 PM
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What a group we'll be
So sober, happy and free
Eating and shopping
Till we are dropping
Sobriety is the key
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Old 03-27-2013, 02:03 PM
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Golden girls crossed with sex in the city
Ageing disgracefully and being so witty,
Well laugh out loud,
So sober and proud
Standing tall and sitting pretty!!
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:01 PM
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I have long brown hair streaked blonde
I too have quite a chest on.
Over five foot five
you'll know I've arrived
With no wedding ring on

That brings me to my question:
I probably shouldn't mention
but can you recommend
any sober male friend
Whose manners aren't totally gone?
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Old 03-27-2013, 10:13 PM
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We'd make a lovely crew
drinking our tea brew
the masses beware
if you turn and stare
We'll stare right back at you.

We are Charlis' sober angels
eating raisin bagels
We eat all we like
Enjoy every bite
We never will feel shameful.
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:21 AM
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EQ I wish for a guy
Who for you would kill or die,
But the men that I know
Are wed drunk or slow
If you saw them I think you would cry!

With a heart big as yours I swear
That the love you seek is out there
Patience my girl,
Your heart will soon whirl
And then you can come here to share!
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Old 03-28-2013, 06:47 AM
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Alas toots it would seem
you live within a dream.
the good ones are taken
Or else they are faking
Or drunk, or in their teens.

I've been looking for a long time
Twelve years divorced am I'm
I'm fifty and sober
drunk men I step over
The drunk pile requires I climb!
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Old 03-28-2013, 01:28 PM
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Well now I don't know what to say,
If only poor choices come your way
Drunk, young or dead,
beastly or wed,
Have you ever considered being gay??!!!!

You are far better off living free
Than sharing your life with a 'b'
If a mans not an A+
Then you should stay minus
And meeting with us all for tea!
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Old 03-28-2013, 02:26 PM
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Laugh out loud, oh dear Toots, you're a hoot.
And as always you are quite astute.
Well sobriety will tell,
If I'm picky, oh well,
One girl's candy is another girl's fruit!
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