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Old 03-04-2013, 10:31 AM
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Karilynn let it all out
Cry, hit a pillow or shout
and dear Q I hope your pain
recedes into the memory drain
and soon you are without

Today I'm feeling drowsy
The blustery cold is lousy
It makes me hibernate
and napping seems innate
I'm definitely not jousty
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Old 03-04-2013, 06:03 PM
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I am trying to power through
Some headache and nausea too.
But hopefully
this peppermint tea
will be the perfect brew.

On top of that my thinking
Has lately turned to drinking.
Loneliness and pain
Would be AVs gain
But I know its lies are stinking!

Sometimes I feel deranged.
So much I have to change.
Facing my truth
Without vodka soothe
Can still feel kind of strange.

But more strength I must find.
And perhaps some stronger spine.
When I self pity
It is not pretty.
I must be true to thine.

So I will sip my tea.
And read some poetry.
And say a prayer
To do my share
Then God will set me free.
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Old 03-05-2013, 09:41 AM
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No more Grey Goose
No more getting loose
To feel better
Write a letter
Or drink some POM juice
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Old 03-05-2013, 02:16 PM
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Everyone can't be a friend
I'm ok, no need to bend
Personality may not click
Really not a cruel trick
Must accept, in the end
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Old 03-05-2013, 06:02 PM
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Here comes the wind and snow
But there's no vodka flow.
before I'd be cross
Till I stocked up on sauce
But now I'll just let the winds blow!
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Old 03-06-2013, 03:02 PM
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Let the winds blow
Without the vodka woe
The snow may fall
But, you'll stand tall
More sober days to sow
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Old 03-06-2013, 07:58 PM
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I no longer have the snow.
I do wish for it though.
In this time of days gone by.
I long for my sled to ride.
Down those hills, I would go.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:21 PM
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There once was a doggie who stank
whose owner when drinking was rank.
Now she doesn't imbibe
Rocks a sweet smelling vibe
Her clean dog has sobriety to thank!
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:55 PM
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That doggie is lucky
To have an owner, so plucky
Not giving in to the drink
She says with a wink
Both are feeling quite ducky
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Old 03-07-2013, 05:26 PM
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Oh Bloss your poem made me giggle.
And my dog, his tail he did wiggle.
There once was a time
When I'd change my mind.
But with sobriety I am not fickle!
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Old 03-08-2013, 07:48 PM
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There once was a girl called EQ.
Whose sobriety made her anew.
Her old drinking shell
Cracked open and fell
And her soul grew some wings and it flew!
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Old 03-08-2013, 08:33 PM
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All alone tonight
Though, it's Friday night
But, All is well
Not in alcohol hell
A year is in sight
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Old 03-08-2013, 10:51 PM
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Oh Bloss you are never alone.
As long as I still have my phone!
My doggie and me
are waiting to see
Your sober birthday candles get blown!
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Old 03-10-2013, 08:27 AM
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Saw a play with the parents
Though the actors had talents
Dear dad made it clear
The play, he could not hear
An evening of very tense moments
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:03 AM
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Yes how tense moments abound.
But that AV must not make a sound.
No matter how tense
(This includes the 'rents)
That AV best not come around!!
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Old 03-10-2013, 11:16 AM
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I'm noticing something of late.
I must accept each of my traits.
Even those of dysfunction
Accept them with gumption
Release feelings of my self hate.

Once these states feel they belong,
Their desire to help me is strong.
They're part of things, see,
And they want to please me.
So changes no longer feel wrong.
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:10 PM
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My dog just scared me so bad.
In bed, he growled, and went mad!
He insisted, he must go
Downstairs, and he cussed, so
I didnt see what choice I had.

I worried, was it a thief?
I didnt know what was his beef!
He barked his way downstairs
And all of my neck hairs
Stood up out of fear of a creep.

He demanded he go out the door.
so I let him, I couldnt ignore.
He sniffed and he looked
but he found not a crook
For good measure he let out a roar.

So now we are back in our bed.
I think he just played with my head.
If I was still drinking,
My AV'd be winking
But, no drink, or I'd lose my cred!
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:01 PM
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Dogs want to protect us
Sometimes put up a fuss
Our pets love us so
Even when we're feeling low
Pets in our lives, such a plus
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Old 03-11-2013, 12:03 PM
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So, true self-hate
How we do berate
Accept who we are
Practice self-care, be a star
Relapse is not our fate
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Old 03-11-2013, 05:56 PM
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Daughter now has a job.
Her managers name is Bob.
I pray that it gives her what she needs
To take these children and feed.
So she no longer depends on Mom.
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