Dan

That my money was worthless and a whole bunch of people were packed into the auditorium across the street.
"Maybe a good place to hide for a while", I thought.

"Hey Gloria... Get lost babe. You're jusy extra weight around my neck right now.", I told her.

I spun the tires and headed towards the auditorium parking lot when...

Dan

... I saw Don S. coming out of the AA convention.lmao

Phinneas

And the really amazing thing was that he was wearing ladies pajamas, too...






(psssst... DonS ----> )

Cathy31

"Don!" I shouted...he turned to me pale as a ghost..."how did you recognise me from cyberspace?" he demanded...

Andy F

Don had lost all credibilty and I decided enough was enough, I was going to...

JaySee

.... ditch Gloria here and make my way into the Wallmart opposite. I pulled into the lot and spun in my seat to face Gloria.

"Sorry Gloria" I said, but was cut short with
"Listen Wise Guy, you can cut the Gloria crap OK" as he pulled off his blonde wig.

Tops up it was Joe Lombiardo - Gloria was his weekend name - he too was on the run, but from the Gay mob. Something about a Lime Green Thong deal that had gone wrong for him.

"Here" he said, pulling a 9mm from his stocking top, "Take this peice and lets get outa here" ....

Time2Surrender

........ Now my mind was really racing as I drove down the road with my Canadian dollar,a ham sandwich,wearing womens pajamas,and a gay mobster riding shotgun.I snatched the 9 mm from his hands,open the passenger door and tossed him out.About that time I see a Monster truck in my rear view mirror coming up behind me at a high rate of speed...

Dan

... I saw that it was Doug driving it, and he looked mighty angry. That's when I remembered he had once told me his sister Gloria, who was really a transvestite, liked to steal his beloved T-Bird sometimes.
It was all clear now... I was driving Doug's stolen T-Bird.
I needed a plan, and fast...

Andy F

and fast... I decided to use my cellular to call my sponser. The phone rang, my sponser answered "Hi Doug" I said...then I realised, my sponser Doug was trying to kill me. All because..

Dan

... of some mindless thread at Soberrecovery.
This had to stop, and now.
"Is this a dream?", I asked myself...
"Do I exist?"...
"Where's the washroom?"

Patrickk

...all this excitement got my mind going in circles,"What do I do now?"...

Patrickk

...then a thought came in,stop, drop and roll?..no,that wasnt it....it was............

Patrickk

...this guy,dangerous dan,was after me...You will see!!... agin I reach in the pocket...

Time2Surrender

...And out of my pocket comes half of a bean burritto from taco bell I had been saving....

Dan

... for this very moment.
Because I suddenly realized I've been on the run since this morning and haven't had anything to eat yet.
Come to think of it, I haven't had a drink either.
I'm feelin' a little shaky I guess.
Maybe a nap in the bushes...

Time2Surrender

.... I walked around to some very dense bushes behind the Police Station.I saw an old stained mattress where someone had made their home.I was exausted and it looked very inviting........

Dan

... so I sat down, and for what seemed like the first time that day, took a breath.
"What now?", I wondered...
I buttoned up my jacket, and closed my eyes. It never dawned on me I hadn't had a drink since yesterday...

Chy

...I must have drifted off only to be awaken by a cold snout nudging me, a scruffy lost mutt just as pathetic as me I have that fleeting thought, "still no drink", I can't stand the smell of myself, my hands are shaking, it's the middle of the night I think I'll go...

Time2Surrender

..... see if I can find a meeting somewhere.I really think I earned my 24 hour coin.......

CarolD

Bit wait...Can Rover go in too?

What to do??


Well....