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Old 09-22-2017, 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Canadian Koala View Post
Thanks Dragon for the new chapter!

Here's something to keep riders busy in the quiet passages...



No batteries required!
How I loved my Etch-A-Sketches and my kids Etches, too.
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:57 AM
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What do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta. Buda-da


These jokes are right up my alley !!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by SteelRes211 View Post
On board bus 8 for another day my fine friends. I see it's bad joke Wednesday but I love it, this thread keeps me track. Ok I'll jump in now:

What is Forest Gumps computer password??? 1forest1

Ha ha that one is a humdinger.
Love it, SteelRes!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Shitzupuppy View Post
Today's bad joke


What did the cat say into her new smartphone?




Can you hear meOW?

Gnite all, see ya tomorrow
, puppy!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by site1Q84 View Post
Shitzupuppy - I saw a shirt once that said "You've cat to be kitten me right meow" and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
People are so clever!!!!

The best that I can up with is "Trumpdy- Dumpdy" - no offense to any one, intended.
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Purplrks3647 View Post
I can't even think of a joke right now ~ you guys are on a roll, though! I'll just hang out here and giggle....
So will I!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:03 AM
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Originally Posted by STDragon View Post
Know why the old man fell down the well? 'cause he didn't see that well!

OMG, look where Cheese has taken us.

Good morning gang and all other sober bus riders (We know your out there). Come hop on board for another sober day and corny jokes.
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Originally Posted by Peacehappyness View Post
Hi all, I'm still on this beautiful bus

Love

Peace X
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Originally Posted by Canadian Koala View Post
I'm happy to see you back Leigh!
Thanks,CK!!!!!
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What is the difference between a snowman and a snowman????????

























Snowballs!
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:11 AM
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Why did the mushroom go to the party?












Because he was a fun guy!!!!

(fungi)
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That's all I've got, folks!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by SoberLeigh View Post
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowman????????

Snowballs!
Err... it's not between a snowman and a snowoman?
Maybe it's just me being pervert and not getting the joke...
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Old 09-22-2017, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Canadian Koala View Post
Err... it's not between a snowman and a snowoman?
Maybe it's just me being pervert and not getting the joke...
Absolutely, it is. My silly fingers!!!!!!!!!
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I am stealing this one from Neooo on the 24 Hour thread!

What is a judge's favorite drink?

Just ice.
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Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?











Mr. Bigger's baby because he was a little Bigger.
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Originally Posted by feldknocker View Post
Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?



Mr. Bigger's baby because he was a little Bigger.
Good one, feldknocker
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Originally Posted by Canadian Koala View Post
Err... it's not between a snowman and a snowoman?
Maybe it's just me being pervert and not getting the joke...
Man oh man - messing up a simple joke
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Ok, what did the ocean say to the shore?









Nothing!

It just waved.
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You guys!!!
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