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Old 09-20-2017, 03:55 AM
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Talking Please stay on the Sober Bus -- pt.8

"You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you are doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself."
- Alan Alda

Welcome to the Sober Bus part 8. Please hop on board with us and enjoy another sober day.

Previous thread here: https://www.soberrecovery.com/forums...pt-7-a-25.html (Please stay on the Sober Bus -- pt.7)
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:05 AM
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Riding shotgun! Morning everyone!
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Old 09-20-2017, 04:49 AM
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I'm ready to roll!

Have a good day Sober Riders!
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Thanks STD for continuing this fun thread.

You guys crack me up. The corny jokes are just what I need (besides getting on the Sober Bus) to start my day!

Shitzpuppy, we have bodily damage due to our diseases in common. Thankfully my alcoholism didn't do any permanent damage but my eating disorder sure did. Have spent thousands on my teeth. The havoc I did to my intestines is only arrested day to day by staying on a healthy food plan. Oh yeah, there's the stress marks and loose skin that weight loss and hours in the gym won't repair.

I'm thankful to be alive and in good health.
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Hi gang!

Thanks for the new thread driver Dragon.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.






I'll get my coat....
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Hopping back on!

Especially after that joke saoutchik
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Thanks Dragon for the new chapter!

Here's something to keep riders busy in the quiet passages...



No batteries required!
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the etch-a-sketch was such great technology that MIT was inspired to build an emulator (Flash required). https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/100274402/
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What do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta. Buda-da
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On board bus 8 for another day my fine friends. I see it's bad joke Wednesday but I love it, this thread keeps me track. Ok I'll jump in now:

What is Forest Gumps computer password??? 1forest1

Ha ha that one is a humdinger.
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Today's bad joke


What did the cat say into her new smartphone?




Can you hear meOW?

Gnite all, see ya tomorrow
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Shitzupuppy - I saw a shirt once that said "You've cat to be kitten me right meow" and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life.
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I can't even think of a joke right now ~ you guys are on a roll, though! I'll just hang out here and giggle....
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Know why the old man fell down the well? 'cause he didn't see that well!

OMG, look where Cheese has taken us.

Good morning gang and all other sober bus riders (We know your out there). Come hop on board for another sober day and corny jokes.
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Hey gang, I'm on board. Can I stay even if I don't know any corny jokes?
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Of course Ringo! We could always use more people to just come laugh at the corny jokes
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Hi, guys!!!!!

I have missed you!!!!!

Irma threw a huge monkey wrench my way but all is well now
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Glad to see you're okay, Leigh!

If you guys need more to laugh at, I just got done with the dentist and the bottom half of my face is numb.....I'm attempting to drink a milkshake out of a straw
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I'm happy to see you back Leigh!
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