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Old 09-21-2017, 05:30 PM
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Hi leigh, glad you're back! I lost a few pounds while you were gone! I guess that's over now
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Why is there a gate around cemeteries?


Because people are dying to get in!
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Old 09-21-2017, 11:50 PM
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Hi Leigh!
Sorry about Irma - I can't even imagine!
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Old 09-22-2017, 02:51 AM
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I'm ready to hop in the Sober Bus!



Lets all keep in shape using the Flintstones model!
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Old 09-22-2017, 03:04 AM
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Ready to rock some more sober bus tunes!!!

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Old 09-22-2017, 03:49 AM
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I like how the bus driver is the only one not walking.
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Old 09-22-2017, 03:54 AM
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear.
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:03 AM
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Great to see you Leigh, I hope you are OK.

Dentist visits are never nice, the best you can hope for is relief.

Q. What do you call a Dentist who doesn't like tea?

A. Denis
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by saoutchik View Post
Great to see you Leigh, I hope you are OK.

Dentist visits are never nice, the best you can hope for is relief.

Q. What do you call a Dentist who doesn't like tea?

A. Denis
Good one, saoutchik!!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:32 AM
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I'm on!!!!

Be back with a treat!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:35 AM
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Enjoy!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:36 AM
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear.
Very cute, Dragon
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Purplrks3647 View Post
Ready to rock some more sober bus tunes!!!

Aw, so sweet. Pebbles and BamBam!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:37 AM
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I'm ready to hop in the Sober Bus!



Lets all keep in shape using the Flintstones model!
Oh yeah!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:39 AM
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Hi Leigh!
Sorry about Irma - I can't even imagine!
Those who rode it out - (not I; you can hear me clucking from miles away) - said that it was terrifying.
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Shitzupuppy View Post
Hi leigh, glad you're back! I lost a few pounds while you were gone! I guess that's over now
Today's joke
Why is there a gate around cemeteries?


Because people are dying to get in!


Make those gates and fences higher!!!!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by STDragon View Post
"You can't get there by bus, only by hard work and risk and by not quite knowing what you are doing. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself."
- Alan Alda

Welcome to the Sober Bus part 8. Please hop on board with us and enjoy another sober day.

Previous thread here: https://www.soberrecovery.com/forums...pt-7-a-25.html (Please stay on the Sober Bus -- pt.7)
Thanks for keeping the bus rolling, Dragon
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:43 AM
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Riding shotgun! Morning everyone!
Greetings, puppy!!!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:45 AM
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I'm ready to roll!

Have a good day Sober Riders!
Wishing the same for you, CK
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Ringo123 View Post
Thanks STD for continuing this fun thread.

You guys crack me up. The corny jokes are just what I need (besides getting on the Sober Bus) to start my day!

Shitzpuppy, we have bodily damage due to our diseases in common. Thankfully my alcoholism didn't do any permanent damage but my eating disorder sure did. Have spent thousands on my teeth. The havoc I did to my intestines is only arrested day to day by staying on a healthy food plan. Oh yeah, there's the stress marks and loose skin that weight loss and hours in the gym won't repair.

I'm thankful to be alive and in good health.
Oh, what we did to ourselves - and we are the more fortunate ones . . . .

Ringo!
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Old 09-22-2017, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by saoutchik View Post
Hi gang!

Thanks for the new thread driver Dragon.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.



I'll get my coat....
No, don't get your coat. I love it!!!!

As my Mom always said "Leigh, you are such a simple soul"!!!!!
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