allport

Just footy Nands don't worry about it

Ananda

pfffffttttt!

Pixy1

See football gets a mention and you all run away!!

Lenina

Wonky,

I'm glad to see you and glad you're back.

Love,

Lenina

smacked

Football? nooo...

Go Nuggets!

lol.

TheWonkydonkey

See everyone loves football!



Burnley is a town in a England with a football team that just beat the most hated club in English football (sheffield united)

I was somewhat "chuffed"

So whats going on? I'm still getting paint off me after the "fence" incident

Whats a nugget?

TheWonkydonkey

I can't help but feel this thread would be better off in the daily support doodar

Can you imagine...some poor soul discovers SR and the first thread they land on is by a psycho donkey talking about painting a fence and football

Come on Nands, move it. You have that sort of power now. Come on... pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!

If you don't i'm just gonna get more random

TheWonkydonkey

I've been very lucky through my career to have travelled all around the world many times (I'm somewhat of an International Ass)

Through my travels I have discovered there are only 2 things which are constants in human existence.

1. People who are mental (mentalists)

2. Pigeons

So my question is this...

Are there places without pigeons? (Apart from the Arctic...)

And are there places without mentalists?

Lets be clear here, when I say mentalists I don't mean people who speak to the dead or read minds or tarot cards etc etc

I'm talking about fookin nutters who shout at buses as they go past

Ananda

Wonkey! I got that turpintine bath ready, but you were suppose to hop in it not drink it......I know the shops were closed yesteday but really....drinking turpintine thats just plain rude

In Scotland, a nugget means "idiot" in it's purest term. You can use nugget in both an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Whit u lookin at, ya ****** nugget"

Friendly: "Aw, dinnae be a nugget man, lets gan get some drink"
(in scotland every word relates back to drinking )

Ananda

So far, no pigeons have been found at the bottom of the ocean....no mentalists either, but then you havent been there yet have you



er....wonky....ever heard of that saying..."where ever you go, there you are"

Thus no...there are no places you can go to without mentalists.

TheWonkydonkey

You've been spending way too much time with Fizzy

Err.. move my thread?

TheWonkydonkey

Actually i'm a qualified Scuba diving instructor so yes I have been to the bottom of the ocean

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYA!

Ananda

A jack a$$ of all trades??????

Ananda

i'm working on it hon....if figure it'll take about 10 days for me to accomplish that....er..provided the current posting rate is maintained



the smileys fook up my machine...so i have limited resources

TheWonkydonkey

And masturbator of none?

TheWonkydonkey

Fook me, i've just had my lunch. I may have overdone the protein...

I'm getting the meat sweats

Ananda

ok...this is it! I'm sick of this!!!!!


I just bought these friggin shorts 2 weeks ago and they fit!!!!!!!

after a 2 week diet of candybars, chips and cookies......

argh!!!!!!!! must go change to something else

sorry wonk...had to get that out

TheWonkydonkey

You're mardy because your shorts fit?

allport

Please go easy on the slang Wonk, Nands is not paying me enough to translate all day

Ananda

urban dictiionary is better anyway ally :P

i'm all up to snuff on mardy now


are you calling me a sulky little child wonk...a little bit of the pot calling the kettle black don't you think!