Wonkydonkeys Heroic Return Thread
Wonkydonkeys Heroic Return Thread
Due to public demand I've returned!
Some of your messages have been very touching, some have been heart warming and some have been downright filthy (thanks nands).
I'm back with a very simple mission, to aid a certain Pixy in staying off the booze. She needs all your support not just a heroic donkey!
Admit it, you missed me!
So come on form an orderly line and have a pull on the tail!
When i say pull, I mean gentle adult consensual pulling, not just trying to pull the bloody thing off (NANDS!)
Big Love from the Mule
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Some of your messages have been very touching, some have been heart warming and some have been downright filthy (thanks nands).
I'm back with a very simple mission, to aid a certain Pixy in staying off the booze. She needs all your support not just a heroic donkey!
Admit it, you missed me!
So come on form an orderly line and have a pull on the tail!
When i say pull, I mean gentle adult consensual pulling, not just trying to pull the bloody thing off (NANDS!)
Big Love from the Mule
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omg....i had a nitemare...woke me up after only 2 hours sleep.....and i haven't even had coffee yet.....
And i wake up to this!!!!!!!!!!!
Last time i didn't even pull that hard .... it just sorta came off all by it'self, but i'll pin it back on and you'll be right as rain
pixie....don't say i've beat you waking up this morning....
rise and shine sobriety awaits you
And i wake up to this!!!!!!!!!!!
Last time i didn't even pull that hard .... it just sorta came off all by it'self, but i'll pin it back on and you'll be right as rain
pixie....don't say i've beat you waking up this morning....
rise and shine sobriety awaits you
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thats cause you're out of shape hon
oh...just so you are for warned wonk....this thread will majically move to the newcomers section sometime today.....
and don't fuss and btch ok....we already went through that with fizzy....
just post like mad so we get to 500 posts then it can stay here
PIXIE!!!!!!!
(we've upgraded since you left)
oh...just so you are for warned wonk....this thread will majically move to the newcomers section sometime today.....
and don't fuss and btch ok....we already went through that with fizzy....
just post like mad so we get to 500 posts then it can stay here
PIXIE!!!!!!!
(we've upgraded since you left)
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I'm mental....what can i say...
plus I'm quite sure i will be drifting off shortly....after all you have all threatened my life if i sleep through the womens coffee this morning er...sorry your afternoon right????
God...timezones sck......
plus I'm quite sure i will be drifting off shortly....after all you have all threatened my life if i sleep through the womens coffee this morning er...sorry your afternoon right????
God...timezones sck......
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just hope it grew back longer
ok..i've gotta drift for a cople of hours or i'll be asleep when the geek squad shows up to network me.
then i'll be double 23" monitors and there will be no stoping me...
pixie....I want next week off too...well it's sorta like i do...boss is gone till june 1
ok..i've gotta drift for a cople of hours or i'll be asleep when the geek squad shows up to network me.
then i'll be double 23" monitors and there will be no stoping me...
pixie....I want next week off too...well it's sorta like i do...boss is gone till june 1
I have a hundred and one things to do today.
Off to my sisters shortly for a very quick visit then off to the garden centre to buy some grow bags. This exciting life just gets better and better
Nands you need to monitor those two, they are talking football!! Not being a tell tail but Wonky started it
Off to my sisters shortly for a very quick visit then off to the garden centre to buy some grow bags. This exciting life just gets better and better
Nands you need to monitor those two, they are talking football!! Not being a tell tail but Wonky started it
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now really ... nap time
Alright stoney how you doing?
So come on give me an update on how everyone is where everyone is?
LB, Timmy (did he ever come back?) etc
Actually I meant not Jelq not Jeql
But hey ho, you weren't far off the mark anyway!! ;-)
Pixy no boozin at your sisters!
Painting fences is gash, I need a chinese dude giving me words of wisdom like in Karate kid
Actually i'd probably just slap him
I hate painting so much
Ally, look on the bright side...hopefully Newcastle will go down as well
So come on give me an update on how everyone is where everyone is?
LB, Timmy (did he ever come back?) etc
Actually I meant not Jelq not Jeql
But hey ho, you weren't far off the mark anyway!! ;-)
Pixy no boozin at your sisters!
Painting fences is gash, I need a chinese dude giving me words of wisdom like in Karate kid
Actually i'd probably just slap him
I hate painting so much
Ally, look on the bright side...hopefully Newcastle will go down as well
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