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Old 05-24-2009, 01:54 AM
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Wonkydonkeys Heroic Return Thread

Due to public demand I've returned!

Some of your messages have been very touching, some have been heart warming and some have been downright filthy (thanks nands).

I'm back with a very simple mission, to aid a certain Pixy in staying off the booze. She needs all your support not just a heroic donkey!

Admit it, you missed me!

So come on form an orderly line and have a pull on the tail!

When i say pull, I mean gentle adult consensual pulling, not just trying to pull the bloody thing off (NANDS!)

Big Love from the Mule

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Old 05-24-2009, 02:06 AM
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omg....i had a nitemare...woke me up after only 2 hours sleep.....and i haven't even had coffee yet.....

And i wake up to this!!!!!!!!!!!

Last time i didn't even pull that hard .... it just sorta came off all by it'self, but i'll pin it back on and you'll be right as rain

pixie....don't say i've beat you waking up this morning....

rise and shine sobriety awaits you
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:17 AM
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"didn't pull that hard"

Yeah really

I've still got stretch marks on it
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:28 AM
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thats cause you're out of shape hon

oh...just so you are for warned wonk....this thread will majically move to the newcomers section sometime today.....

and don't fuss and btch ok....we already went through that with fizzy....

just post like mad so we get to 500 posts then it can stay here

PIXIE!!!!!!!

(we've upgraded since you left)
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:32 AM
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Don't kid yourself Wonky you missed us just as much as we missed you

And it's a joint mission :ghug3

Yes Nands you were up and on line before me! you mad woman! don't you ever sleep?
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:38 AM
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I'm mental....what can i say...


plus I'm quite sure i will be drifting off shortly....after all you have all threatened my life if i sleep through the womens coffee this morning er...sorry your afternoon right????

God...timezones sck......
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:39 AM
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Um I suppose I missed you a little bit ?

Hope you are as full of it as you used to be
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:43 AM
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Allport, i'm hardly gonna change a winning formula now am I?

Looking forward to the football?
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Out of shape?

You're having a laugh

I'm a finely tuned mule sex god

It just was never meant to stretch that much!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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just hope it grew back longer

ok..i've gotta drift for a cople of hours or i'll be asleep when the geek squad shows up to network me.

then i'll be double 23" monitors and there will be no stoping me...


pixie....I want next week off too...well it's sorta like i do...boss is gone till june 1
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I'm about to paint a fence

Wish me luck kids!

There's gonna be whole lot of paint on the mule
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Nands trying to single handedly Jeql me wasn't cool



google it



BOOOOOOOOOOYA!
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Old 05-24-2009, 02:56 AM
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I have a hundred and one things to do today.

Off to my sisters shortly for a very quick visit then off to the garden centre to buy some grow bags. This exciting life just gets better and better

Nands you need to monitor those two, they are talking football!! Not being a tell tail but Wonky started it
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Did you have to mention the football

On the bright side I can look forward to kicking your donkey arse next year
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The JEQL Query Language is a language which supports processing tabular data structures.

The 'E' in JEQL stands for all of the following:

Extended - JEQL provides extensions to SQL to make it more powerful for processing data
Embeddable - The JEQL engine can be embedded in other applications to provide a query language for table-oriented data models
ETL - Extract/Transform/Load is a major use case for JEQL
Efficient - JEQL's implementation makes development and execution faster!
MMM....enxtends, embedds, faster execution.....my kind of "soft" ware...

I love google it is so informative

now really ... nap time
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Old 05-24-2009, 03:40 AM
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err

fail
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Hi Wonk.
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Alright stoney how you doing?

So come on give me an update on how everyone is where everyone is?

LB, Timmy (did he ever come back?) etc

Actually I meant not Jelq not Jeql

But hey ho, you weren't far off the mark anyway!! ;-)

Pixy no boozin at your sisters!

Painting fences is gash, I need a chinese dude giving me words of wisdom like in Karate kid

Actually i'd probably just slap him

I hate painting so much

Ally, look on the bright side...hopefully Newcastle will go down as well
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Sunderland or Newcastle to be relegated with us lol choices choices.

Knowing my luck it will be bloody Hull
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Lets just hope its newcastle!
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