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Old 05-24-2009, 04:21 PM
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NO FOOTY

*stomps foot and throws an ashtray across the room*
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Old 05-24-2009, 09:05 PM
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Wonky, here's a question for you... what's going on with nands' avatar? It appears to be a half blind, cigar-smoking piece of poultry in need of a facial wax.
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Old 05-25-2009, 02:27 AM
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1. Its my thread Nands so i'm having football in it.

2. I have no fookin clue whats going on in that picture. One day i'll meet nands and be shocked if she doesn't turn up in a duck outfit with a cigar.

I'm off to do more fence painting
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Old 05-25-2009, 02:29 AM
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Squirrels

Cute woodland creatures?

Or

Long tailed Rats

Discuss
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:02 AM
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Long tailed rats obviously but you missed out the important word, they have long fluffy tails hence the cuteness, would the world be so bothered by pandas if they were ugly?

Can we have a minutes silence for those teams that have been relegated exept Newcastle of course they deserve it .

Now back to work donkey it shouldn't take two days to paint a fence
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:19 AM
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Now back to work donkey it shouldn't take two days to paint a fence
Kind'o depends how big the fence is surely !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:22 AM
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Thanks fizz

Its actually a big ass fence (see what I did there!)

I love how the media is crying about Newcastle going down

sod Middlesboro even though they've won more stuff than newcastle

Ah the cult of celebrity



Right i'm off to "engage" with the fence
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:26 AM
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I love Squirrels.


~ 10 young squirrels, washed and quartered
~ 5 – 7 lb’s chicken leg quarters
~ 1 lb bacon
~ 3 cups chicken broth
~ 2 cups beef broth
~ 2 cups apple juice
~ 2 tbsp minced garlic
~ 1 1/2 tsp coarse ground black pepper
~ 1 – 10 oz can tomato puree
~ 1 can mushrooms, ends and pieces
~ 12 small potatoes, quartered
~ 2 bell peppers, chopped
~ 1 cup chopped celery
~ 2 cups chopped onion,
~ 1 medium size head cabbage, finely chopped, optional
~ 3 cans diced tomatoes
~ 3 cans whole corn, drained
~ 1 small bag frozen sliced carrots
~ 1 bag frozen butter beans
~ 2 – 4 tsp salt
~ 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
~ water as needed



In a large Dutch oven, cook the bacon until done. Remove and drain. Drain half of the grease from the pan.

Add the squirrel, chicken, chicken broth, beef broth, apple juice, garlic, black pepper, cayenne pepper and water if needed.

Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer until meat is very tender. Add water if needed.

Remove the squirrel and chicken and allow to cool. Once cool, remove the bones and return the meat back to the pot.

Dice the cooked bacon. Add the bacon and the rest of the ingredients except the okra.

Bring to a boil, reduce heat and simmer 2 – 3 hours. Stir occasionally from the bottom to keep from sticking. Add water if needed.

If the stew is too thin you can thicken it by stirring in a 1/2 cup of flour mixed with water and simmering another 15 – 20 minutes.

Serve and enjoy.
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:30 AM
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I love how the media is crying about Newcastle going down

sod Middlesboro even though they've won more stuff than newcastle
Your just saying that for Allport, you told me you didn't give a stuff about Middlesborough and their Pizza loving penalty missing manager !!!!!!!!
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Notice I put apple juice in the recipe for Squirrels.

You think I'd trust you lot with Cider !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sorry, took over your thread there Wonkey, I'll depart back to my own thread now.
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:35 AM
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Hey I am quite happy with fake sympathy Fizzy my addled brain can't really tell the difference.

I wonder if there is any chance of us getting a proper manager now?

Shouldn't think so, the chairman seems to be loyal to the point of insanity, I wonder sometimes if sexual favours aren't involved somewhere
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I wached a program the other day where they roasted a squrriel on a bbq then ate it!!

So wrong!
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Old 05-25-2009, 03:52 AM
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I wached a program the other day where they roasted a squrriel on a bbq then ate it!!

So wrong!

It is wrong Pixy.

There's not enough meat on just one, you have to have at least two !!!!!!!

Mix a red and a grey together for a nice cocktail.
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Old 05-25-2009, 04:50 AM
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They said that too!

Next you are going to tell us you have tried it?
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:01 AM
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I ate a squirl once....it was tough and i had to pretend it was delisious.....it was my son's "first kill".....we had the tail around for a long time, but the dogs finally chewed it up.

Squirls were cute CITY creatures until i bought a house and had a garden.....

They became longtailed rats.....tore the shite out of my flower beds.....


Now i consider them on par with terrorists......I swear they teease the dogs endlessly!
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:03 AM
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~ 5 – 7 lb’s chicken leg quarters
MY GOD FIZZY!!!!

how large are the chicken's over there in scotland....

a chicken with a 7 lb leg must be huge!!!!
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:19 AM
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Fizzy don't worry about taking over the thread, just don't start marking your territory or anything. I find yellow stains on the edges of the thread and there's gonna be trouble.

I've never had squirrel, I bet it tastes like chicken

I had kangaroo once

It was dead before I ate it

Tasted like chicken

The fence is fookin painted

I'm also painted

Right big deep breath

Come on Burnley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:38 AM
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Burnley????

alley....pixie.....translation please...

or is it a male thing in which case we will never understand it....
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Old 05-25-2009, 06:39 AM
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come on over here wonkey....i'll bathe you in turpintine get you all cleaned up...and it won't hurt a bit....
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