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mornin', idiots and HAPPY SUCKERING SUCATASH SATURDAY!



just back from farmer's market. got some lovely peaches. i may bake a cobbler.

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Ananda

good morning all! PC! I am giving a girl her 30 day chip today at the birthday meeting. I'm at a loss as to what to say when I give it (here they have someone say something...different when I first came to aa).

She is really struggling cause she has relapsed so many times and people aren't real kind or helpful to her anymore. My moma bear wants to defend her honor....but I need to just say something from the heart and let her walk her path.

I'm pretty honored that she asked me. She is struggling, but just keeps trying.

oh well...on to the jokes please....

stone

Hi nands n K.

I am out of jokes, sorry.

parentrecovers

how about somethin' like "every day clean and sober is a blessing." i'd prolly talk about gratitude for those days.

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here's a joke for ya, stone and ananda - today's nice gesture

Ananda

I just counted up and realized my dog is 14 years old! Isn't that old for a sorta lab/rodesien ridgeback/golden mix????? I was cuddling her which she doesn't like very often and she is so white now it's amazing. Realizing she has had a good life...she was there for most of my previous sobriety and for the drinking....dogs are so wonderful...they just love us

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i think that kid with the chicken is rk ninja master

Ananda

heard a good one on the tube just now

One of the athletes got disqualified from the olympics. "he forgot the first rule of ti quan do....don't kick the referee in the head"

Ananda

I know a good dead baby joke....if it won't offend you I'll pm it to you.

Not fit for public consumption!

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stone

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ha! have a good day, stone! love ya, king idiot! you too, honorable hedgehog!

stone

Or, "I know you have been struggling and 30 days is a huge achievement etc blah blah, ...one day at a time!"

stone

So.....been in a WEIRD mood for days...kinda pissed off, depressed and weird.

So I am having an Indian meal and going to bed to sulk/go insane/die of a tumor.
:mog

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stone ...

call somebody from aa. or start a new thread here asking for support. don't isolate. ok?

i think you're only like 5 hours ahead of me? kind of early to die of a tumor..

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my cobbler turned out quite pretty, by the way. if i knew how to post ya a pic, i would. my house smells like peaches and cinnamon. i wish you were here to enjoy it with me. we could weed the garden afterwards. and play in the sprinkler.

happy thoughts, stone, happy thoughts........

stone

I wont be drinking KK. Just having a very early night.
:mog

stone

You are always posting pics!

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ok. i won't have to put you on my codie list.

it's good to have a well rested tumor anyway, imho. but please don't take that as medical advise.