I haven't drank Yet!!!!!
Its_me_jen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Salina, Ks
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I can't even eat cottage cheese let alone tripe or tounge or menudo (isn't that brains?).
Gawd! I'm not eating breakfast now. Just my coffee. For lunch I'll be hungry but since I spent my last $300 fixing my car I'll have to have my letter opener and scotch tape dispenser ... add a little chocolate syrup and I'm sure it will be fine.
*sigh*
Keep 'em coming girls!
Gawd! I'm not eating breakfast now. Just my coffee. For lunch I'll be hungry but since I spent my last $300 fixing my car I'll have to have my letter opener and scotch tape dispenser ... add a little chocolate syrup and I'm sure it will be fine.
*sigh*
Keep 'em coming girls!
Its_me_jen
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Salina, Ks
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Originally Posted by OnceNice
Sorry you tossed your cookies. Okay I'll pass on that stuff.
I'm so darn tired to day. I just want to sleep
I'm so darn tired to day. I just want to sleep
go home from work early - crawl into bed and cuddle with your cat.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: St. Louis MO
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My new cat does not come near me. I think he's afraid I'm going to eat him.
Oh well. I might. Too fat to fit under the bed so that is where he stays.
He has even convinced my other cat to stay under the bed.
Its not like I"m chasing them with a knife and fork. Geezo
Oh well. I might. Too fat to fit under the bed so that is where he stays.
He has even convinced my other cat to stay under the bed.
Its not like I"m chasing them with a knife and fork. Geezo
Its_me_jen
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Originally Posted by OnceNice
Its not like I"m chasing them with a knife and fork. Geezo
Put the fork down, and step away from the cat.
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O.K.--it's too early to be laughing so hard! You all are hilarious.
(I never knew what "menudo" was and now I'd kinda like to forget.)
Rose, I have to tell you again--I am DANG PROUD of you! I don't know how many days you've been sober, but it's a good long time, huh? You are awesome!
There was an article in our Sunday paper last week about competitive eating. Did you know there's such a thing as the International Competetive Eating Federation? I'm thinking we could put together a killer team. WOO-HOO!!
Check it out--they even have a website: www.ifoce.com
(I never knew what "menudo" was and now I'd kinda like to forget.)
Rose, I have to tell you again--I am DANG PROUD of you! I don't know how many days you've been sober, but it's a good long time, huh? You are awesome!
There was an article in our Sunday paper last week about competitive eating. Did you know there's such a thing as the International Competetive Eating Federation? I'm thinking we could put together a killer team. WOO-HOO!!
Check it out--they even have a website: www.ifoce.com
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Don't know if I told you all. I work for lawyers.
That alone makes me want to down the entire liquor section.
They think they are so smart. Make a copy, send a fax. Geez. Push the giant green button and do it yourself for once.
hell if I can do it drunk they can do it sober don't ya think.
Work is getting on my nerves. Don't they understand ITS ALL ABOUT ME. ME ME ME.
Work really does bother me lately. Its the biggest TRIGGER ON THE GUN OF MY ADDICTION. I can just see the attorneys squeezing the trigger and shooting MillerLite right down my throat while saying. Did you do that yet.
Ho Hum. Work, food, drink, work food drink.
Weekend is coming.
That alone makes me want to down the entire liquor section.
They think they are so smart. Make a copy, send a fax. Geez. Push the giant green button and do it yourself for once.
hell if I can do it drunk they can do it sober don't ya think.
Work is getting on my nerves. Don't they understand ITS ALL ABOUT ME. ME ME ME.
Work really does bother me lately. Its the biggest TRIGGER ON THE GUN OF MY ADDICTION. I can just see the attorneys squeezing the trigger and shooting MillerLite right down my throat while saying. Did you do that yet.
Ho Hum. Work, food, drink, work food drink.
Weekend is coming.
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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hey easy...they are smug but they saved my arse from jailtime.... I always wanted to be a lawyer and then become a judge but my mom insisted I go to pharmacy or med school..
we see how that worked out for me....anywho...work just stinks... no matter...bosses suck...but they are certainly no reason to blow your sobriety...
we see how that worked out for me....anywho...work just stinks... no matter...bosses suck...but they are certainly no reason to blow your sobriety...
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Menudo is tripe.. stomach lining of a cow. Menudo is known for it's ability to cure a hangover... I looked at it once and wanted to puke and as I remember I always felt better after a good puke when I was hungover!
I'd stick with the ice cream!
I'd stick with the ice cream!
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Holy crap, Suzanne...did you jump into my world or did I jump into yours? I could just put a big fat DITTO to your post...
Rose, at what time should I anticipate your arrival. I need hubby packed and ready to go. Don't worry, I won't send the dog.
Rose, at what time should I anticipate your arrival. I need hubby packed and ready to go. Don't worry, I won't send the dog.
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Okay, I have to admit the beers doing the can can sounds good. Terrible I know.
People can be such jerks when it comes to drinking.
Maybe Suzin you can get one of those electric shock thingies and everytime the "love of your life" offers you a beer, or even takes a sip of beer in front of you WHAM, right in the ole coin purse (where the walnuts lay) Then you just say. That's exactly how I feel when you ask me to drink or sip a drink in front of me - Stop taking my breath away Honey bunch.
Now doesn't that sound like fun.
I don' t want anyone else's husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, dog or cat. Nothing that speaks any language, eats my food, uses my tooilet paper or poops to where I have to pick it up.
Hmmm. I want a beer. I think I'll get my desk stapler and staple my mouth shut this weekend. I want one so bad. probably drink it through my nose.
Letsall meet in the center of the world somewhere huh.
People can be such jerks when it comes to drinking.
Maybe Suzin you can get one of those electric shock thingies and everytime the "love of your life" offers you a beer, or even takes a sip of beer in front of you WHAM, right in the ole coin purse (where the walnuts lay) Then you just say. That's exactly how I feel when you ask me to drink or sip a drink in front of me - Stop taking my breath away Honey bunch.
Now doesn't that sound like fun.
I don' t want anyone else's husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, dog or cat. Nothing that speaks any language, eats my food, uses my tooilet paper or poops to where I have to pick it up.
Hmmm. I want a beer. I think I'll get my desk stapler and staple my mouth shut this weekend. I want one so bad. probably drink it through my nose.
Letsall meet in the center of the world somewhere huh.
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well there goes my night off with the greek ....Great I guess I will have to settle for my real life....Just sent my last child off to preschool for 3 hrs...WOOO HOOOO ...first time in WAY to long I have been all by myself...
Turning on the CD player as we speak and playing something...cause I get no good radio stations out here in po dunkville and the only one I do get is playing 80 lunch hour... I can do a little 80's now and then but am not up for paula abdul right now....plus it just reminds me how big of a goof I was back then...I just got the chills as I envisioned some old 80's dancing in Mexico...Yikes....
I am also not sure you want to do the whole beer through the nose thing...It stings....if I remember correctly...better just stick to the Ice cream bong...
I think we should get a patent...hey get your snazzy lawyer friends on that...you make em a couple copies and you get them to patent your idea...or our book...
Turning on the CD player as we speak and playing something...cause I get no good radio stations out here in po dunkville and the only one I do get is playing 80 lunch hour... I can do a little 80's now and then but am not up for paula abdul right now....plus it just reminds me how big of a goof I was back then...I just got the chills as I envisioned some old 80's dancing in Mexico...Yikes....
I am also not sure you want to do the whole beer through the nose thing...It stings....if I remember correctly...better just stick to the Ice cream bong...
I think we should get a patent...hey get your snazzy lawyer friends on that...you make em a couple copies and you get them to patent your idea...or our book...
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