A Different Path Part 14
Kathy,
Here's one for you:
Dogs letters to God.
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it going
to be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler
Beagle'?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to
get in?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it
up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I
like the way they smell!
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they
are tasty, they are not food.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps, or the
oriental rugs.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of
saying 'hello.'
11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across
the carpet.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch
when company is over.
16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally my last question;
Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?
__________________
Here's one for you:
Dogs letters to God.
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it going
to be the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a
dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice
ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler
Beagle'?
Dear God: If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears
him, is he still a bad dog?
Dear God: We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy
fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to
get in?
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to
apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must
remember to be a good dog:
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it
up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I
like the way they smell!
3. I will not munch on "leftovers" in the kitty litter box; although they
are tasty, they are not food.
4. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
5. The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps, or the
oriental rugs.
6. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
7. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
8. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's
driver's license and registration.
9. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the
toilet.
10. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of
saying 'hello.'
11. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
coffee table.
12. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.
13. I will not throw up in the car.
14. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across
the carpet.
15. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch
when company is over.
16. The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes
that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
And, finally my last question;
Dear God: When I get to Heaven, may I have my testicles back?
__________________
I want to get us SR socks made.....really.....the diabetes socks....the ones with padded heels and such.....I wear them every day. Or whatever socks you want.....wow....this is such an awesome idea....of course I bet it is against all rules so I best be quiet now. s
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Itchy . Thank you; I have tears running down my face. I started howling st the Chrysler Beagle! It got me thinking. How about a Chevy Shitzu or a Toyota Toy Poodle or a Honda Hound Dog or a Nissan Neopolitan Mastiff?
Suze, love the kittens!
As for our customized compression sock, what would be a good logo for a Gilmerite?
Suze, love the kittens!
As for our customized compression sock, what would be a good logo for a Gilmerite?
Kathy, You're a trendsetter! Compression hose/socks seem to be all the rage. I think I may get some too, now that I remember how comfortable they were.
As always, prayers, love, and hugs to our girl and all the Gilmerites!
All my love. ♥♥♥
As always, prayers, love, and hugs to our girl and all the Gilmerites!
All my love. ♥♥♥
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