Hevyn

Don't forget to clean out the empties from the back of the closet - the smell will give away your hiding place.

dwtbd

In answer to the OP, sans whatever humor could be brought to the subject.
The best advice to my former self would have been to stop using my alcoholism as an excuse to not try harder to stop, You(me) can Do it

alphaomega

You will pay dearly tomorrow.
Perhaps with your life.

Or someone else's.

Even if it's not fatal, chances are, at times, you'll wish it was.

Come prepared.

Lscotty1

Damn...that stings. Thank you.

tomsteve

Advice For Who We Used To Be

Nothing. I wouldnt waste my time trying to Give advise to the old me because the old me wouldn't have listened becaus the old me ( thought he) knew it all.

DrakeCKC

Helping yourself to a neighbor's booze (because you are out and too drunk to get more) when they are gone but entrusted you with a key to their apartment and then replacing the booze before they come back is not "borrowing", it is stealing.

Lovesunrises

Leave your cell phone and purse at home so you don't lose them

kk1k5x

Raising your voice and using curse words won't make your arguments stronger

Change4good

Don't ever tell yourself that sobriety is out of reach.

(Although I am LOVING the levity.)

TroyW

After not sleeping the previous night, because you were busy with your all night bender, don't call a live morning radio talk show to spread your all knowing wisdom with the city.

Change4good

You can't pass off red wine stains as lipstick. Nope.

FLCamper

Your singing does not improve with every drink. Neither does your dancing.

Yazzylove

You're not that deep of a conversationalist as you thought!

saoutchik

Never enter a burning shed to rescue beer

Della1968

A ball cap and sunglasses do not hide everything