Advice For Who We Used To Be "Don't wear anything flammable." |
heh heh. Have three alarm clocks. |
Don't spend too much time preparing a nice meal - you won't remember eating it anyway! |
Never ever use your phone or any kind of social media, until 100% Sober!! ;) |
Deep frying with oil in a wok is off limits. |
If you decide to go swimming in a public area please wear some clothes. |
Pay attention to familiar feeling corners, they don't all have commodes. |
Bring a change of clothes for bodily fluids gone rogue. |
Originally Posted by alphaomega
(Post 5374526)
Bring a change of clothes for bodily fluids gone rogue. |
Phone numbers. Don't ask, don't tell. |
I occasionally look at the pics of me at a Xmas party a few years ago. I was drinking absinthe (yikes). I am totally poop-faced. Red nose, glassy eyes, and no pants. Yep...we all took off our pants and danced in our whitey-tighties. Including my boss. Company party at someone loft downtown. So I would say to me - Really? Just really? |
No, recyclable bottles / cans are not a good source of extra income. |
Don't use the water bottle you camouflaged vodka with to make coffee in the morning. |
The more you try to act, walk and speak like you're sober the more obvious it will be to others that you're not |
Seriously,mate, don't drink absinthe, three lots of chilly vodka, tequila, and other assorted spirits the day before your second year degree exam... idiot. |
No, all taxis do not only go to your ex's place. |
Don't keep a Sharpie in the house. You won't want to read what is on your walls in the morning and repainting gets old after the 3rd or 4th time. |
Don't use the stairs. Stairs are treacherous. |
If your thinking the words "just one more baby shot" your lying. There's no such thing as a baby shot. And you'll probably spill liquor everywhere. |
Originally Posted by StellaPolaris
(Post 5374727)
No, all taxis do not only go to your ex's place. |
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