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Old 05-16-2015, 10:51 AM
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Advice For Who We Used To Be

"Don't wear anything flammable."
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heh heh.

Have three alarm clocks.
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Don't spend too much time preparing a nice meal - you won't remember eating it anyway!
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Old 05-16-2015, 11:11 AM
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Never ever use your phone or any kind of social media, until 100% Sober!!
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Old 05-16-2015, 11:28 AM
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Deep frying with oil in a wok is off limits.
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Old 05-16-2015, 11:29 AM
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If you decide to go swimming in a public area please wear some clothes.
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Old 05-16-2015, 11:32 AM
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Old 05-16-2015, 12:16 PM
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Bring a change of clothes for bodily fluids gone rogue.
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Old 05-16-2015, 12:49 PM
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Bring a change of clothes for bodily fluids gone rogue.
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Phone numbers. Don't ask, don't tell.
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Old 05-16-2015, 12:52 PM
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I occasionally look at the pics of me at a Xmas party a few years ago. I was drinking absinthe (yikes). I am totally poop-faced. Red nose, glassy eyes, and no pants. Yep...we all took off our pants and danced in our whitey-tighties. Including my boss. Company party at someone loft downtown.

So I would say to me -

Really? Just really?
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Old 05-16-2015, 12:57 PM
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No, recyclable bottles / cans are not a good source of extra income.
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Old 05-16-2015, 01:07 PM
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Don't use the water bottle you camouflaged vodka with to make coffee in the morning.
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:29 PM
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Old 05-16-2015, 02:32 PM
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Seriously,mate, don't drink absinthe, three lots of chilly vodka, tequila, and other assorted spirits the day before your second year degree exam... idiot.
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No, all taxis do not only go to your ex's place.
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Don't keep a Sharpie in the house. You won't want to read what is on your walls in the morning and repainting gets old after the 3rd or 4th time.
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Don't use the stairs. Stairs are treacherous.
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:07 PM
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If your thinking the words "just one more baby shot" your lying. There's no such thing as a baby shot. And you'll probably spill liquor everywhere.
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Old 05-16-2015, 03:19 PM
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No, all taxis do not only go to your ex's place.
Win.
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