trachemys

"Don't wear anything flammable."

biminiblue

heh heh.

Have three alarm clocks.

SDH73

Don't spend too much time preparing a nice meal - you won't remember eating it anyway!

PurpleKnight

Never ever use your phone or any kind of social media, until 100% Sober!!

TroyW

Deep frying with oil in a wok is off limits.

biminiblue

If you decide to go swimming in a public area please wear some clothes.

dwtbd

Pay attention to familiar feeling corners, they don't all have commodes.

alphaomega

Bring a change of clothes for bodily fluids gone rogue.

ArtFriend

eeeeewwwwww

biminiblue

Phone numbers. Don't ask, don't tell.

ArtFriend

I occasionally look at the pics of me at a Xmas party a few years ago. I was drinking absinthe (yikes). I am totally poop-faced. Red nose, glassy eyes, and no pants. Yep...we all took off our pants and danced in our whitey-tighties. Including my boss. Company party at someone loft downtown.

So I would say to me -

Really? Just really?

TroyW

No, recyclable bottles / cans are not a good source of extra income.

lovingit

Don't use the water bottle you camouflaged vodka with to make coffee in the morning.

VirginiaWoof

The more you try to act, walk and speak like you're sober the more obvious it will be to others that you're not

lighter

Seriously,mate, don't drink absinthe, three lots of chilly vodka, tequila, and other assorted spirits the day before your second year degree exam... idiot.

StellaPolaris

No, all taxis do not only go to your ex's place.

buk1000

Don't keep a Sharpie in the house. You won't want to read what is on your walls in the morning and repainting gets old after the 3rd or 4th time.

IfYouCanDream

Don't use the stairs. Stairs are treacherous.

Lily123

If your thinking the words "just one more baby shot" your lying. There's no such thing as a baby shot. And you'll probably spill liquor everywhere.

greens

Win.