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Originally Posted by allport 
You have such a lovely way with words, do you write poetry? 
The bus is full of scrubbers I ain't going on no bus fool!
Train home got delayed by 45 mins some nutter lobbed themselves onto the tracks. Awesome!
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I'm cross now Wonky I have to take the bus and I am not a scrubber 
I'm just lazy and not particulary clever or talented so I am incapable of earning enough money to travel any other way.
Damn that makes me look bad
okay I'm a complete scrubber 
I'm just lazy and not particulary clever or talented so I am incapable of earning enough money to travel any other way.
Damn that makes me look bad
okay I'm a complete scrubber 
....can I....can I....
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Originally Posted by Dee74
I have to post sensibly to 10 ppl now.
LOL
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LOL
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you are cracking me up Dee.......ok no more play...must get dressed for work
I do love my green polka dot pjs though.....maybe we should have a "come as you are" party at work today
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David Carradine may have died accidentally from suffocation or heart failure during an auto-erotic sex act, according to Thai police.
David Carradine may have died in a sex act gone wrong
The Kung Fu and Kill Bill star was found with a noose around his neck and another rope around his genitals in a wardrobe in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation.
"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said.
"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."
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I always liked the kung fu dude thats some way to go!!!
David Carradine may have died in a sex act gone wrong
The Kung Fu and Kill Bill star was found with a noose around his neck and another rope around his genitals in a wardrobe in his hotel room in Bangkok.
Police commander Lieutenant General Worapong Siewpreecha said it was unclear whether the 72-year-old killed himself or died from suffocation or heart failure due to ejaculation.
"There was a rope tied around his neck and another rope tied at his sex organ, and the two ropes were tied together and hung in the closet," he said.
"Under these circumstances we cannot be sure that he committed suicide but he may have died from masturbation."
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I always liked the kung fu dude thats some way to go!!!
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Wonkydonkey bloke rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted
two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus
did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTBALL or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
Please note.. these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted
two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you
have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus
did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want
an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTBALL or golf.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
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Im not an expert but I think in a sexual death situation I would prefer to be in company so to speak.
The other person can remove any accesories and untie your genitals before the photos get taken, because you know they are ending up online.
The other person can remove any accesories and untie your genitals before the photos get taken, because you know they are ending up online.
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Call me crazy but maybe if there was someone else there you wouldn't feel the need to start stringing your slong up.
"Aye up Love tha looks reet ravishing on that bed like, but sod that i'm going to tie me knackers up"
Can't see it happening...
"Aye up Love tha looks reet ravishing on that bed like, but sod that i'm going to tie me knackers up"
Can't see it happening...
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