Carpathia

Adieu suet cake
bird breathed beaks cannot poke you
when raccoon lips gorge

zerothehero

crisp brown leaves crackle
beneath my feet while a V
of geese flutter south

Carpathia

damp air kissed my skin
dawn breathing sighs of new life
and sun warmed my face

zerothehero

when he raised his voice
i prayed that he would punch me
so he would get fired

Elseware

Recently installed
IOS ten on iPad
Now it won't work

Here I am, not dead
Had to go in through google
And in the back way

Elseware

Elsie has missed you
She'll keep trying to fix this
Zero, hope you're well

zerothehero

hola sweet elsie
i'm surprisingly okay
and even better

and you my dear friend
still falling off horses and
steering clear of booze?

zerothehero

carpathia gets
my attention at times so
i still frequent here

zerothehero

i call you all "my
drunk friends" even though you're not
or i hope you're not

zerothehero

almost to three years
and my brain feels mostly healed
so i'm boring now

boring to others
no more wild carnival rides
but nipples still hard

so i'm hot for life
meaning that life turns me on
but not like creepy

pregnant metaphors
can be misleading to those
who don't understand

but you understand
because you knew me when i
couldn't find my mind

who what where when why
how am i these days wouldn't
you so like to know

zerothehero

something has shifted
halloween is for drunkards
i think i'll stay home

zerothehero

people say i'm not
a team player because i
won't do their damn jobs

zerothehero

just a reminder
never underestimate
the power of soul

zerothehero

she's not as corrupt
as people like to paint her
and she can take ****

zerothehero

jerry's guitar can
make me so sad i smile and
pine for my lost youth

Gilmer

I'm not doing work.
I am such a lazy ****!
Now bring me some chips!

zerothehero

sunday football is
an excuse to do nothing
but not to get drunk

zerothehero

when the election
is over i'm going to
crawl out of my hole

Gilmer

Wow, you and me both!
I am sick of fisticuffs
Ten feet from my face!

I exaggerate
But it really bothers me
Frothing at the mouth

zerothehero

my mom used to say
be careful what you ask for
that was sage advice