Whiners Anonymous...Part 49
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Originally Posted by Ann 
Whiner’s Christmas Story 
T’was the night before Christmas and all through SR
Not a Whiner was stirring, not here, not afar
The Zipperman snuggled and snored in his bed
With visions of fast dancing stars in his head.
The cats were all poo-less and warm by the fire
And CMC rested in bedtime attire
Least tucked in DK and LTT baked
HB and Bam looked asleep…but they faked.
OZ and the gang from down under slept too
Although they would be up soon and whining anew
Toronto and Hevyn were tidying up
Away and the newcomers washed coffee cups
When up on the rooftop there arose such a Whine
It was Dee with a sled and eight dirty old swine
No reindeer in Ozland, so pigs had to fly
His sled as he headed across winter’s sky
On Porkee, Petunia and onward Miss Babe
On Piglet and Puddle, he whined from the sleigh
And wearing a red nose to lead all the rest
Was Miss Piggy all decked out in her Christmas best.
Fandy looked out the window and as Dee passed by
She tossed up some cookies and treats to the sky
Queeny and Bubba looked up in surprise
And visions of post Christmas sales filled their eyes
And as Dee disappeared with the pigs and the sled
And the whiners all headed back into their bed
You could hear someone whine as they flew out of sight
"Whiny Christmas to all, and to all a Whiny Night!!"
T’was the night before Christmas and all through SR
Not a Whiner was stirring, not here, not afar
The Zipperman snuggled and snored in his bed
With visions of fast dancing stars in his head.
The cats were all poo-less and warm by the fire
And CMC rested in bedtime attire
Least tucked in DK and LTT baked
HB and Bam looked asleep…but they faked.
OZ and the gang from down under slept too
Although they would be up soon and whining anew
Toronto and Hevyn were tidying up
Away and the newcomers washed coffee cups
When up on the rooftop there arose such a Whine
It was Dee with a sled and eight dirty old swine
No reindeer in Ozland, so pigs had to fly
His sled as he headed across winter’s sky
On Porkee, Petunia and onward Miss Babe
On Piglet and Puddle, he whined from the sleigh
And wearing a red nose to lead all the rest
Was Miss Piggy all decked out in her Christmas best.
Fandy looked out the window and as Dee passed by
She tossed up some cookies and treats to the sky
Queeny and Bubba looked up in surprise
And visions of post Christmas sales filled their eyes
And as Dee disappeared with the pigs and the sled
And the whiners all headed back into their bed
You could hear someone whine as they flew out of sight
"Whiny Christmas to all, and to all a Whiny Night!!"
Queeny
....this is too much!!
What a wonderful gift to the WA fellowship!
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ithink it's your day..
..merry xmas,from sr n'the entire crew who so abruptley call our-selves..whiners..
..so..lets go..(lets try alpha...bs..order???)
..ann
..arnold
..who
..hidoseek
least
me
next door neighbour
hevyn
me again..it's a hevyn thing..lol..
hbuzz...great moments of oz like brillance..
.bamm..hey ..come on...come on..
..look there are so many wonderful people here..that I have to say
.."i'll see ya'll in 2011..
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Location: my room in ct.
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it's Whiney Christmas Tune Time
Oh the world outside is frightful,
But a whine is so delightful,
And since we've a place to come,
Let It Whine! Let It Whine! Let It Whine!
People, places and things keep on irking
And we've bought some Cheesecake for soothing
The lights are turned way up high
Let It Whine! Let It Whine! Let It Whine!
When we had enough to flip you the bird at night
How we hate going out in a storm!
Cuz nobody knows how to drive right.
On the way home we might be worn
A Whine is never dying
And, our Whiney dears, we're still helloing
But as long as we love each other so,
Let It Whine! Let It Whine! Let It Whine!
Oh the world outside is frightful,
But a whine is so delightful,
And since we've a place to come,
Let It Whine! Let It Whine! Let It Whine!
People, places and things keep on irking
And we've bought some Cheesecake for soothing
The lights are turned way up high
Let It Whine! Let It Whine! Let It Whine!
When we had enough to flip you the bird at night
How we hate going out in a storm!
Cuz nobody knows how to drive right.
On the way home we might be worn
A Whine is never dying
And, our Whiney dears, we're still helloing
But as long as we love each other so,
Let It Whine! Let It Whine! Let It Whine!
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Location: NJ
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"Fandy the red-nosed whiner......had a very runny nose....
and if you ever saw it....you would even say it glowed....
all of the other WHINERS, used to laugh and cause her shame....
but they always let POOR Fandy join in all the whining games....
Then one frigid Christmas Eve, Least came by to say.....
Fandy with your nose so bright????? WE all can walk SAMMY TONIGHT!!!
why am I cleaning like a fiend and moving furniture?.....just bake the coffee cake! and make those mushrooms and get the gifts wrapped, stop playing on the internet!
I hope I remember to bring all the stuff to family dinner later....starting with my mother's freshly cleaned winter coat!....(it would not do well to freeze out my 91 year old mother on Christmas).
hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and eat lots of goodies!...i'll stop back later, i whine first then I grat.
and if you ever saw it....you would even say it glowed....
all of the other WHINERS, used to laugh and cause her shame....
but they always let POOR Fandy join in all the whining games....
Then one frigid Christmas Eve, Least came by to say.....
Fandy with your nose so bright????? WE all can walk SAMMY TONIGHT!!!
why am I cleaning like a fiend and moving furniture?.....just bake the coffee cake! and make those mushrooms and get the gifts wrapped, stop playing on the internet!
I hope I remember to bring all the stuff to family dinner later....starting with my mother's freshly cleaned winter coat!....(it would not do well to freeze out my 91 year old mother on Christmas).
hope you all have a very Merry Christmas and eat lots of goodies!...i'll stop back later, i whine first then I grat.
bona fido dog-lover
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Location: SF Bay area, CA
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Woke up with a damn headache...
and it's snowing to boot!! And to top it all off... one of the neighbor's dogs has diarrhea!! 
..... not a very nice thing to wake up to...
Merry Christmas whiners!!
and it's snowing to boot!! And to top it all off... one of the neighbor's dogs has diarrhea!! ..... not a very nice thing to wake up to...Merry Christmas whiners!!
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the neighbors bring their dog to your house when he's sick???? not very nice of them!
i am feeling lazy but need to get moving.....even the cats are still lazing around the bed...they haven't even undressed the tree yet or thrown the candy off the table...they are behind schedule.
i am feeling lazy but need to get moving.....even the cats are still lazing around the bed...they haven't even undressed the tree yet or thrown the candy off the table...they are behind schedule.
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Went to my cousins church last night and took communion....it was wine....yikes...I was upset and cried in church....our church uses grapejuice....Merry Christmas...and I'm not going back to day 1 because of it! Talk me down!
Talk me down!
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LTT...it was probably a thimble full, not a goblet you chugged down...and it was an honest error...don't be so hard on yourself....it is not as if you ran to the liquor store to purposely drink wine....forgive, forgive and enjoy the rest of this holiday....
"Over the river and through the woods to the nursing home we go......the chevy knows the way to carry the sleigh through the lightly falling snoooowoooo"
"Over the river and through the woods to the nursing home we go......the chevy knows the way to carry the sleigh through the lightly falling snoooowoooo"
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LTT, it doesn't count. It had absolutely nothing to do with a desire to drink and you didn't know it was wine, and if you had you wouldn't have drank it.
If an addict takes a prescription drug, as directed by his doctor, it isn't a slip it's a way of taking care of his health.
Taking communion is a way of taking care of your spiritual health.
It's all good from where I sit. Queeny says
If an addict takes a prescription drug, as directed by his doctor, it isn't a slip it's a way of taking care of his health.
Taking communion is a way of taking care of your spiritual health.
It's all good from where I sit. Queeny says
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Whinin' Around The Christmas Tree
Whining around the Whiners' thread
at the Sober Recovery site
Posts put out where you can see
and every member has in sight
Whining around the Whiners' thread,
let the whiny spirit ring
Later we'll whine about pumpkin pie
and read all the whines we bring.
You will get a sentimental
feeling when you read
Posters whining: 'let's be whiny,'
deck the halls with stuff that's shiny
Whining around the Christmas tree,
have a whiny holiday
Everyone posting whinily
in the Whiners' Anonymous way-ay.
Whining around the Whiners' thread
at the Sober Recovery site
Posts put out where you can see
and every member has in sight
Whining around the Whiners' thread,
let the whiny spirit ring
Later we'll whine about pumpkin pie
and read all the whines we bring.
You will get a sentimental
feeling when you read
Posters whining: 'let's be whiny,'
deck the halls with stuff that's shiny
Whining around the Christmas tree,
have a whiny holiday
Everyone posting whinily
in the Whiners' Anonymous way-ay.
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..so..lets go..(lets try alpha...bs..order???)
..ann
..arnold
..who
..hidoseek
least
me
next door neighbour
hevyn
me again..it's a hevyn thing..lol..
hbuzz...great moments of oz like brillance..
.bamm..hey ..come on...come on..
..ann
..arnold
..who
..hidoseek
least
me
next door neighbour
hevyn
me again..it's a hevyn thing..lol..
hbuzz...great moments of oz like brillance..
.bamm..hey ..come on...come on..
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Location: ozstrayleeya
Posts: 2,950
..wow..
..you guys/gals..say it all..hey!!
..Fandy??........................................( yes ozy dearest!!)
..can i asked u a question??.........................(depends!!)
..will you marry me?....................................(depends!!)
(how much money u got..??).........................depends.
..have a great day..the 'jingles' are just fantabulooose...
..love to ya'll..
..you guys/gals..say it all..hey!!
..Fandy??........................................( yes ozy dearest!!)
..can i asked u a question??.........................(depends!!)
..will you marry me?....................................(depends!!)
(how much money u got..??).........................depends.
..have a great day..the 'jingles' are just fantabulooose...
..love to ya'll..
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Gooooooooooood moooooooooooaning whiners' anon
Our day is nearly over, twas lovely, and now nearly time to put Noah to bed and veg in front of the tv with hisself. I hope your day went/goes smooth and may God's grace be with you all.
Noah got a remote control Buzz Lightyear and it's so camp, even Woof does not take it seriously!! I would recommend this purchase, honestly a new gay icon has been born.
Take care,
Annette
Our day is nearly over, twas lovely, and now nearly time to put Noah to bed and veg in front of the tv with hisself. I hope your day went/goes smooth and may God's grace be with you all.
Noah got a remote control Buzz Lightyear and it's so camp, even Woof does not take it seriously!! I would recommend this purchase, honestly a new gay icon has been born.
Take care,
Annette
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Location: By The Lake
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Cece, you set my toes a tappin'. 
Where's Teach? I missed her in my Christmas poem but she was the very special Christmas Angel watching over all of us...yes she was!!!
I'm cooking turkey and have a couple of neighbours coming for dinner. Christmas in Florida is absolutely splendid!!
See you all later for some post-turkey whines.
Where's Teach? I missed her in my Christmas poem but she was the very special Christmas Angel watching over all of us...yes she was!!!
I'm cooking turkey and have a couple of neighbours coming for dinner. Christmas in Florida is absolutely splendid!!
See you all later for some post-turkey whines.
bona fido dog-lover
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Location: SF Bay area, CA
Posts: 99,784
Merry Christmas! Dk got me the neatest present - a replica of the original starship Enterprise... and it's a pizza cutter!! Way cool. Ck got me a nice big new down blanket. I can't wait to go to sleep under it tonight.
Had a good day with the family. Hope all is well in whiney-land. (((hugs)))
Dk got me the neatest present - a replica of the original starship Enterprise... and it's a pizza cutter!! Way cool. Ck got me a nice big new down blanket. I can't wait to go to sleep under it tonight.Had a good day with the family. Hope all is well in whiney-land. (((hugs)))
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Ozy dearest, i'm sorry but bigamy is a crime in the united states.....i understand it must be legal down where you are due to the monsoons....you need a spare partner...any port in a storm....
i decided I will carry on a torrid affair to remember with MY HAIRDRESSER!!!! that way i will get free services and KERATIN leave-in treatments ...(that stuff is $60.00 for 6 ounces)!....my hairdresser is married with an older special needs child...we are good friends and he always admires my breasts as he looks on them from above.
I went to pick up my mother for dinner and we had a slight delay......we could not find her teeth......after a longer hunt than i needed they were located in the medication cart...last time they were found in the refridgerator.....when i brought her back there this evening i was told that her ALL her pajama bottoms were *MIA*????? WTF, mommy do you have a secret life????
i will be running to wally-mart in the AM for yet another pair for the laundry to lose....OY VEY!!! the prime rib was out of this world...along with roasted fingerling potatoes with olive oil an parm. and my braised mushrooms/wbutter and a bit of red wine/garlic/cracked pepper.....we had RED VELVET CHEESECAKE!!! pecan fudge, gigantic shrimp with fresh horsradish sauce, decaf coffees...and i drank about a quart of valencia orange juice with a splash of cranberry.....i brought home some leftovers for round 2.
everyone will come to my house for dinner after new years...i am doing Italian and my SIL is making a carrot cake with cream cheese icing....i am also doing scallops/shrimp wrapped in BACON....after that i will not eat for the rest of the month.....i need to get my mouth sutured shut.
I bought my only great-nephew a Zoobie giraffe...it is a toy with a baby toy and a pillow/blanket all attached....the adults got shiatsu massage pillows.....i did get a bottle of wine, but i will give to my BFF to hold and bring for dinner that day....(i do serve alcohol to others, they are fine, I am the one with the problem).
my nephew is recently laid off....i don't want to insult him, but may ask him if he is interested in doing some work for me???? maybe all the windows and some heavy cleaning???
i hope you all whined through your meals and are napping well.....
i decided I will carry on a torrid affair to remember with MY HAIRDRESSER!!!! that way i will get free services and KERATIN leave-in treatments ...(that stuff is $60.00 for 6 ounces)!....my hairdresser is married with an older special needs child...we are good friends and he always admires my breasts as he looks on them from above.
I went to pick up my mother for dinner and we had a slight delay......we could not find her teeth......after a longer hunt than i needed they were located in the medication cart...last time they were found in the refridgerator.....when i brought her back there this evening i was told that her ALL her pajama bottoms were *MIA*????? WTF, mommy do you have a secret life????
i will be running to wally-mart in the AM for yet another pair for the laundry to lose....OY VEY!!! the prime rib was out of this world...along with roasted fingerling potatoes with olive oil an parm. and my braised mushrooms/wbutter and a bit of red wine/garlic/cracked pepper.....we had RED VELVET CHEESECAKE!!! pecan fudge, gigantic shrimp with fresh horsradish sauce, decaf coffees...and i drank about a quart of valencia orange juice with a splash of cranberry.....i brought home some leftovers for round 2.
everyone will come to my house for dinner after new years...i am doing Italian and my SIL is making a carrot cake with cream cheese icing....i am also doing scallops/shrimp wrapped in BACON....after that i will not eat for the rest of the month.....i need to get my mouth sutured shut.
I bought my only great-nephew a Zoobie giraffe...it is a toy with a baby toy and a pillow/blanket all attached....the adults got shiatsu massage pillows.....i did get a bottle of wine, but i will give to my BFF to hold and bring for dinner that day....(i do serve alcohol to others, they are fine, I am the one with the problem).
my nephew is recently laid off....i don't want to insult him, but may ask him if he is interested in doing some work for me???? maybe all the windows and some heavy cleaning???
i hope you all whined through your meals and are napping well.....
..i'm not good with regection..lol..
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