Whiners Anonymous...Part 35
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Love the pictures...my only whine so far is that I do not know what Rule #63 is...i finally got #62 down....I'm going to stop whining now and get a little exercise before work....
****{Least}}}, I hope you have a better day with much less upset and stress...and some warm weather to offset any extra heating expense.
****{Least}}}, I hope you have a better day with much less upset and stress...and some warm weather to offset any extra heating expense.
Dk hadn't called me by 8am so I thought she'd gotten on the bus.... NOT! She just called me saying she'd overslept and would I take her to school after she took a shower! I called the school and asked that she be given a sharp talking to from the guidance counselor. THis nonsense has got to stop!!
The one I used to have on the fridge (that the kids hated) was:
KIDS! TIRED OF BEING HARASSED BY YOUR STUPID PARENTS? ACT NOW! MOVE OUT, GET A JOB, PAY YOUR OWN BILLS WHILE YOU STILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!
least,
Just for you, I found this obit:
Shalom!
Just for you, I found this obit:
We are mourning the loss of a beloved old friend who recently passed away. His name was Common Sense. Common Sense lived a long life but died in the United States from a vicious contagious disease.
He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes and factories, helping folks get the jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, frivolous lawsuits, and ludicrous verdicts held no power over Common Sense.
He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by a simple and sound financial policy. Don't spend more than you earn. Common Sense also lived by other time-tested strategies like: The adults are in charge and not the kids, and it's okay to come in second or third.
A veteran of the Great Depression and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends such as body piercing, 'whole language' and 'new math'.
But his health declined when he became infected with the I'm not responsible for my own actions and It's alright if it feels good viruses. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
It declined further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student, but could not inform the parents and get their permission when their children were given mind-altering drugs or birth control pills; nor could they tell parents when under aged children were pregnant and wanted or had an abortion.
Common Sense lost his will to live when criminals received better treatment than their victims, when the Ten Commandments became contraband, and when priests molested young boys. When a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee is hot, and was awarded a huge settlement; and when the president sold security related technology to a hostile nation, Common Sense fell into a coma.
As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of consciousness, but was kept informed of new questionable regulations, such as thought control and language correction. Finally, when another president, claiming to staunchly protect the country from terrorist atrocities, yet allowing the same villains to invade the country through borders that are strangely very penetrable; being fully aware of what the grave consequences of such deliberate and ominous neglect can be, Common Sense died of sudden cardiac arrest.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Love; his daughter, Responsibility; and his sons, Diligence and Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers, Deception, Greed and Ignorance.
Not many attended his funeral, because so few noticed he was gone.
He selflessly devoted his life to service in schools, hospitals, homes and factories, helping folks get the jobs done without fanfare and foolishness. For decades, petty rules, frivolous lawsuits, and ludicrous verdicts held no power over Common Sense.
He was credited with cultivating such valued lessons as to know when to come in from the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by a simple and sound financial policy. Don't spend more than you earn. Common Sense also lived by other time-tested strategies like: The adults are in charge and not the kids, and it's okay to come in second or third.
A veteran of the Great Depression and the Technological Revolution, Common Sense survived cultural and educational trends such as body piercing, 'whole language' and 'new math'.
But his health declined when he became infected with the I'm not responsible for my own actions and It's alright if it feels good viruses. He watched in pain as good people became ruled by self-seeking lawyers. His health rapidly deteriorated when schools endlessly implemented zero-tolerance policies. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.
It declined further when schools had to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student, but could not inform the parents and get their permission when their children were given mind-altering drugs or birth control pills; nor could they tell parents when under aged children were pregnant and wanted or had an abortion.
Common Sense lost his will to live when criminals received better treatment than their victims, when the Ten Commandments became contraband, and when priests molested young boys. When a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee is hot, and was awarded a huge settlement; and when the president sold security related technology to a hostile nation, Common Sense fell into a coma.
As the end neared, Common Sense drifted in and out of consciousness, but was kept informed of new questionable regulations, such as thought control and language correction. Finally, when another president, claiming to staunchly protect the country from terrorist atrocities, yet allowing the same villains to invade the country through borders that are strangely very penetrable; being fully aware of what the grave consequences of such deliberate and ominous neglect can be, Common Sense died of sudden cardiac arrest.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Love; his daughter, Responsibility; and his sons, Diligence and Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers, Deception, Greed and Ignorance.
Not many attended his funeral, because so few noticed he was gone.
Play it again, Oz, that's my favourite movie in the whole world ever ever! I have seen it so many times I think I could do all the parts all by myself...but it just wouldn't be the same, now would it, lol.
Did you know that Dooley Wilson, who played the piano player called Sam, was a drummer and could not play the piano? The playing was dubbed. And nobody said "Play it again Sam", the line was "If she can take it so can I...play it Sam, play As Time Goes By".
Teach, I am printing that out!!! I was wondering where Common Sense was these days.
Good morning Whiners!
Did you know that Dooley Wilson, who played the piano player called Sam, was a drummer and could not play the piano? The playing was dubbed. And nobody said "Play it again Sam", the line was "If she can take it so can I...play it Sam, play As Time Goes By".
Teach, I am printing that out!!! I was wondering where Common Sense was these days.
Good morning Whiners!
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