Living in Sobriety Part 9
lol........didnt hear a thing Rowan.
My back sore from garden, and I was burning weeds and cuttings so I smell like a smoked ...something (cant think of anything appropriate)
Better have a bath
Back from a meeting, it was good, I identified a lot and heard some stuff I can use etc. I haven't had that from a meeting for a while now, I wish they were all so powerful and useful. I didn't share, which is unusual these days, lol.
QI: Fact of the Day
Keith Moon (1947-78), drummer with The Who, once ran over himself with his own car. He released one solo album: Two Sides Of The Moon. He died in the same London flat that Mama Cass of The Mamas and The Papas had died in four years earlier.
Keith Moon (1947-78), drummer with The Who, once ran over himself with his own car. He released one solo album: Two Sides Of The Moon. He died in the same London flat that Mama Cass of The Mamas and The Papas had died in four years earlier.
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and I was burning weeds
Changed my mind about going to the meeting, went this afternoon so I don't feel guilty.
Stoney, that's good you identified at meeting. I don't always get stuff out of them, especially when everyone gives their opinions, and when you have to hear stories about just plain ole bullsh*t those I don't like, they become more like a therapist session. I enjoy when people share stuff related to AA.
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I just read this and wanted to share it with you ladies
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B!TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, 'Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU -- IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B!TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, 'Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU -- IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
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Location: Here's me. but when drinking could be found in doorways!
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Mind if i hang out for awhile?
I enjoyed reading the doggie post's....
My friend phoned me today... her hubby not happy... her dog got into the kennels where his working female dogs are... and one is in season....
Not a problem usually... but....
Her dog is a yorkie and the working dogs an alsatian
Im thinking about taking cigars round tomorrow....
I enjoyed reading the doggie post's....
My friend phoned me today... her hubby not happy... her dog got into the kennels where his working female dogs are... and one is in season....
Not a problem usually... but....
Her dog is a yorkie and the working dogs an alsatian
Im thinking about taking cigars round tomorrow....
Io.....I thought about you today, noticed you had not come round for coffee and a chat.
Hi louis......what a story. My yorkie is a virgin....isnt she BEE....(i tell this to bee a lot)
stone you getting very well!!!!
bee its illegal to burn here too but its only weeds and I am not near anyone so ssssh.....dont tell
Hi louis......what a story. My yorkie is a virgin....isnt she BEE....(i tell this to bee a lot)
stone you getting very well!!!!
bee its illegal to burn here too but its only weeds and I am not near anyone so ssssh.....dont tell
I just read this and wanted to share it with you ladies
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B!TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, 'Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU -- IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B!TCH
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best-dressed mother of the bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother, who graciously said, 'Never mind, sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.'
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.'
NOW I ASK YOU -- IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY THIS STORY?
Deadly!! I love this woman!!!...............lol
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Have a good nap, Sis. Neckbones and gravy lol that made me laugh.
Good story, Bee. Gracious bitch indeed!
Glad the meeting was useful, Stone. Some of them have me rolling my eyes so far back in my head that I'm at risk of falling over. But, like I heard someone say, "I only need 1 meeting a week, but I go to 3 or 4 because I never know which one will be the one I need."
Something like that, anyway.
Home and fed. Gonna go to meeting soon, then to a movie probably.
Hugs hugs hugs!
Good story, Bee. Gracious bitch indeed!
Glad the meeting was useful, Stone. Some of them have me rolling my eyes so far back in my head that I'm at risk of falling over. But, like I heard someone say, "I only need 1 meeting a week, but I go to 3 or 4 because I never know which one will be the one I need."
Something like that, anyway.
Home and fed. Gonna go to meeting soon, then to a movie probably.
Hugs hugs hugs!
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