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Originally Posted by Vale 
Da.
(Yes)
Yane povezlo svin'ya
(I am an unlucky pig)
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Cynical wrote:It was you who chose dare so suck a small ducky
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sidenote:I am Russian Irish, 50/50.A very odd combo, bringing to mind
a drunken crewman in an SS-18 silo spinning the bottle to see where to
send the ICBM. I spent MANY summers in PA with a Russian Grandmother
who spoke no English. Her disappointment at my failure to learn Russian was
palpable. I was awash in the pride of a young American---why would I want to
learn some dirt language from some sh*thole ? If it was so great over there then
WHY did you come here?
(I was an A-hole)
SO THIS translation (obviously) is courtesy of google translate.
(teapot choreography to follow as soon as I can work out logistics)
Я знаю, когда я избил
-(I know when I'm beat!)
(Yes)
Yane povezlo svin'ya
(I am an unlucky pig)
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Cynical wrote:It was you who chose dare so suck a small ducky
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sidenote:I am Russian Irish, 50/50.A very odd combo, bringing to mind
a drunken crewman in an SS-18 silo spinning the bottle to see where to
send the ICBM. I spent MANY summers in PA with a Russian Grandmother
who spoke no English. Her disappointment at my failure to learn Russian was
palpable. I was awash in the pride of a young American---why would I want to
learn some dirt language from some sh*thole ? If it was so great over there then
WHY did you come here?
(I was an A-hole)
SO THIS translation (obviously) is courtesy of google translate.
(teapot choreography to follow as soon as I can work out logistics)
Я знаю, когда я избил
-(I know when I'm beat!)
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Agin-dva-cheteri-piatch!!!!!!
(counting from one to four in Russian.....the sum total of my
Russian speaking ability after 3 summers with my babushka)
......but with all due respect, it was a HELL of a lot more productive
than the time/money/heartache I spent on addiction.
But I digress!
Do I REALLY have to sing the teapot song with a bucket over my head,LMN?
Cynical will chafe if I don't, but she will bend to your wishes.
Why the hell did I choose dare!? Oh, that's right ------ because a GENTLEMAN
would never answer such a question as put forth to him.
Cynical, you can roll in anytime and strafe my flank here. but I am guessing you
are not one to shoot a poor soul as he swings in his parachute.......a threat to noone.
My bucket and I wait with bated breath.
Mercy,LMN,Mercy........a high order trait!
(counting from one to four in Russian.....the sum total of my
Russian speaking ability after 3 summers with my babushka)
......but with all due respect, it was a HELL of a lot more productive
than the time/money/heartache I spent on addiction.
But I digress!
Do I REALLY have to sing the teapot song with a bucket over my head,LMN?
Cynical will chafe if I don't, but she will bend to your wishes.
Why the hell did I choose dare!? Oh, that's right ------ because a GENTLEMAN
would never answer such a question as put forth to him.
Cynical, you can roll in anytime and strafe my flank here. but I am guessing you
are not one to shoot a poor soul as he swings in his parachute.......a threat to noone.
My bucket and I wait with bated breath.
Mercy,LMN,Mercy........a high order trait!
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Originally Posted by cynical one
That's not what I meant to write. It was supposed to say "...suck it up little ducky" NOT "suck a small ducky". That would be just wrong on every level.
I think I am going to pin the literal translation on you.
It provides badly needed capital to my seriously backpedaling and
compromised position.......and a possible way out of this corner I
have painted myself in.
Hear,hear! Cynical promotes the worst form of little ducky abuse!!!
( I can see the villagers gathering and lighting their torches!)
It had to be you or me.
Pushed to that unreasonable extreme.......I choose YOU!
( the crowd, louder now.........approaches...... as dumb mobs are
.....well, 'dumb' .......I help with directions......)
"There's Cynical! There's the duck abuse apologist--------GET HER!!!"
(at least with Larry it was quick at the end!)
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Sooo you want me to grant you clemency of your dare. Since this was your first infraction, I will reduce the penalty. In exchange for the I'm a Little Teapot Song complete with animation, I want one photograph posted of your most feminine pair of underwear, or underwear with a cartoon character or superhero. And, so you don't think about just stealing a photo from the www, I will need a rubber ducky in the photo as proof.
Nature Girl
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We will NOT be showing undies here!! What WOULD my mama say!!!
Nope, no undies, frillies, unmentionables, not even longjohns which are the staple of any good northern gals lingerie. The penalties for showing underwear will be fierce and regrettable!!
Nope, no undies, frillies, unmentionables, not even longjohns which are the staple of any good northern gals lingerie. The penalties for showing underwear will be fierce and regrettable!!
Last edited by Ann; 02-08-2018 at 10:25 AM.
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Originally Posted by incitingsilence
Since lovemenow has made Ann fall down and go thud does this
now mean that undies are now allowed. Hurry Vale get that picture
up before someone jumps in an resuscitates her!
now mean that undies are now allowed. Hurry Vale get that picture
up before someone jumps in an resuscitates her!
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In Vales world, no one dares question the wisdom or will
of Vale.....that is------no one except Mrs. Vale.
But this isn't Vales world. It's Ann's. And Vale---being the perfect
gentleman that he is......will abide.
No undies. No bucket on head-----but rather a formal and dignified
surrender......one whose majesty, theatre, and formal nature would not
be out of place on the aft deck of the U.S.S. Missouri.
I formally offer my sword in surrender and relinquish my sidearm.
The pens used to affix my signature on the instrument of surrender
will be presented to Ann, LMN, and Cynical.
Topcoats and hats for the civilian gentlemen required, as is formal
wear for the ladies. Full dress uniform for all military personnel REQUIRED.
NO UNDERWEAR,BUCKETS ON HEAD,"FACES" DURING FORMAL PHOTOSHOOT,
NOR ANYTHING ELSE UNBEFITTING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.THOSE NOT IN
POSSESSION OF FORMALWEAR WILL FIND THEIR WAY TO A LOCAL TAILOR/
HABERDASHER AND OBTAIN SAME. NO EXCUSES.
Anyone not abiding by these dictates will find themselves subject to charges of
conduct unbecoming!
of Vale.....that is------no one except Mrs. Vale.
But this isn't Vales world. It's Ann's. And Vale---being the perfect
gentleman that he is......will abide.
No undies. No bucket on head-----but rather a formal and dignified
surrender......one whose majesty, theatre, and formal nature would not
be out of place on the aft deck of the U.S.S. Missouri.
I formally offer my sword in surrender and relinquish my sidearm.
The pens used to affix my signature on the instrument of surrender
will be presented to Ann, LMN, and Cynical.
Topcoats and hats for the civilian gentlemen required, as is formal
wear for the ladies. Full dress uniform for all military personnel REQUIRED.
NO UNDERWEAR,BUCKETS ON HEAD,"FACES" DURING FORMAL PHOTOSHOOT,
NOR ANYTHING ELSE UNBEFITTING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.THOSE NOT IN
POSSESSION OF FORMALWEAR WILL FIND THEIR WAY TO A LOCAL TAILOR/
HABERDASHER AND OBTAIN SAME. NO EXCUSES.
Anyone not abiding by these dictates will find themselves subject to charges of
conduct unbecoming!
Nature Girl
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Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
If you look to the far right in that photo you can see what appears to be a person with undies on their head...could it be Vale? As I read lips even when they appear not to move...I am thinking I see/hear I'm a Littke Teapot...yup, you can't pull the wool (or undies) over MY head.
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Vale,
Do you really think that a picture of the Japanese surrender in WW2 is acceptable? Uh...do you think we cant see the deflection and bait and switch tactic? You're not dealing with a room full of normies.
Do you really think that a picture of the Japanese surrender in WW2 is acceptable? Uh...do you think we cant see the deflection and bait and switch tactic? You're not dealing with a room full of normies.
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