A Penny for Your Thoughts #18
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Originally Posted by palmtree 
Noah...isn't Ross Perot like 100 years old?????? maybe i am mixing my American history knowledge....pardon me if i am wrong 
Yea......he's the one who said "I cannot tell you why" and he invented that chicken
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Palm he is a pretty old guy...i googled it and he was born 27 June 1930. NOw that would not make him a 100 years old but that would make him a old booger...he is in better shape and his spirit than most people I know. Now I know you cannot buy happiness but not having to worry about money has to be alot easier on the soul than what the average person goes through.
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I got sent this joke!
YOU GO GRANDMA!
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened
the
night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch
on
a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch
and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert
died
some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven't
felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I
just
laid
down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
when I
shot him, the little *******.
Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened
the
night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front
porch
on
a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the
porch
and
sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert
died
some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady:
No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I
haven't
felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I
just
laid
down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's
when I
shot him, the little *******.
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LMAO...Love you jsut made me cough sooooo hard as I could not breath from laughing at your post...Ross Perot invented the chicken???? He is an American hero...."I cannot tell you why"???? Well who can...pilgrims pride?
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Originally Posted by Noah812
LMAO...Love you jsut made me cough sooooo hard as I could not breath from laughing at your post...Ross Perot invented the chicken???? He is an American hero...."I cannot tell you why"???? Well who can...pilgrims pride?
Are you ok?? Tell me Ross doesn't look like that perdue chicken guy!! i thought they were one and the same...................oh..........and my bad. It was George Washington who couldn't tell you why. Tell me I don't know my shyte.......hmpf
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Ummmm No baby...you did it again and I started choking, trying to breath, while laughing...this cold is killing me...The perdue guy, I looked him up and he does not even resemble a billionaire young lady...and one more thing I think that Georgie Pourgie said I cannot tell a lie...or maybe he couldnt tell me why he could not tell a lie...Your a scholar honey!
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ok, 3rd call from ah today, he's trying to help me locate the childsupport payment. i mentioned that until i got the money, i didn't have food here, and he thinks that i'm trying to make him feel guilty so he wants me to get my older children together and ask them to buy our kids food. does that sound responsible. i don't depend on my kids to support me but since mil does, i think that he thinks that thats the way it is suppose to be. now am i the one here who is missing something? is this the way it normally works?
i'm sort of glad that he didn't go away as angry as i thought, i do feel a little better, he still wants me to understand that he's not gonna be here for me, and blah, blah, blah , cause he's tired of me accusing him. what i haven't really tried to convince him of is that i'm kind of glad. i don't want to live with him anyway. i guess i'm ok with him thinking that he made that decision and now i don't have to feel like the villian.
apart of me kind of feel like he was looking for me to somehow try to persuade him to change his mind but then again, he might really mean that he don't want to have anything else to do with us, i don't think he understands that i'm more than ok with that, he's not a possitive force in my life at all, he's as toxic as they come. just thinkig out loud.
right now, his phone calls are not upsetting me, but i know that its time for me to not always answer the phone. this make any sense or is there any comments.
i'm sort of glad that he didn't go away as angry as i thought, i do feel a little better, he still wants me to understand that he's not gonna be here for me, and blah, blah, blah , cause he's tired of me accusing him. what i haven't really tried to convince him of is that i'm kind of glad. i don't want to live with him anyway. i guess i'm ok with him thinking that he made that decision and now i don't have to feel like the villian.
apart of me kind of feel like he was looking for me to somehow try to persuade him to change his mind but then again, he might really mean that he don't want to have anything else to do with us, i don't think he understands that i'm more than ok with that, he's not a possitive force in my life at all, he's as toxic as they come. just thinkig out loud.
right now, his phone calls are not upsetting me, but i know that its time for me to not always answer the phone. this make any sense or is there any comments.
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He sounds like a real piece of work Teke. Hold your head up high lady. Don't let him get to you. Let it roll off like water on a ducks back. You deserve every ounce of happiness this life has to offer you.
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Originally Posted by eaglesgirl
Hey Loves...
Blame the mis-spelling on lack of sleep!!
Blame the mis-spelling on lack of sleep!!
That is so true!! I haven't been to sleep since..........since I woke up yesterday morning at 5am. Holy mackeral!! I need someone to come over and put me in a sleeper hold or just wack me upside the head with a cast iron skillet.......just knock my butt out. I'll pay LOL.
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I have an explanation for the misspelling thing. Its cause we are so far ahead of ourselves when typing that our fingers pass our brains
Wait that doesnt sound good any more.
All I know is some of the best transcriptionish have consistent typos in the words like that, the & and.
Teke, now Im missing my AH and feeling sorry for him and I said I wasnt going to. When will this end. Course mine hasnt called, heard through the grapevine he was gonna call at 4:30 about meeting him cause he has money for me, Im not holding my breath, but it would be nice
Wait that doesnt sound good any more.
All I know is some of the best transcriptionish have consistent typos in the words like that, the & and.
Teke, now Im missing my AH and feeling sorry for him and I said I wasnt going to. When will this end. Course mine hasnt called, heard through the grapevine he was gonna call at 4:30 about meeting him cause he has money for me, Im not holding my breath, but it would be nice
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