What Enablers Say!
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: No ones business
Posts: 1,497
I cannot believe they are cutting your hours at work. Lets see how it goes and if we need to I will get a part time job to make up the slack...
(I was working 50 hours a week and driving 2.5 hours a day to do it. He was working 27 hours a week.. for less than twice minimum wage.... and work was under 1/2 hour away)
(I was working 50 hours a week and driving 2.5 hours a day to do it. He was working 27 hours a week.. for less than twice minimum wage.... and work was under 1/2 hour away)
Or However You Spell It....
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Safe
Posts: 4,264
"Don't worry. I'll go to the store and get you another box of sinus medicine."
(I should have invested stock in Benedryl with all of the "allergy" problems he had
I could have bought a new car!!!)
(I should have invested stock in Benedryl with all of the "allergy" problems he had
I could have bought a new car!!!)
Member
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Sanford, FL
Posts: 12
Wow, what a nice guy you are to loan out your truck to a friend.
My wallet is missing $200 dollars, the kids must of took it. (yeah, right)
You were out all night, but it's not your fault. Your friend needed your help.
My wallet is missing $200 dollars, the kids must of took it. (yeah, right)
You were out all night, but it's not your fault. Your friend needed your help.
Nature Girl
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: By The Lake
Posts: 60,328
You guys are a hoot, but this codie mom was more pathetic than you ever dreamed of being...he didn't even have to ask!!!
-Are you SURE you have enough money for transit and food this week?
-Can I pick anything up for you at the store?
-Let's go shopping and get you some new clothes, your old clothes look like you've lived on the street (which, of course he had).
-It's a NICE apartment, son, and I can help you with the rent. It's in a NICE neighbourhood and much safer for you, yes?
-Here, take my cellphone and call me when you get there.
-I'll send you busfare and then you can come for a visit.
-How much is the bail?
It's hard to believe that I was that pathetic. 'Scuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of ice water.
-Are you SURE you have enough money for transit and food this week?
-Can I pick anything up for you at the store?
-Let's go shopping and get you some new clothes, your old clothes look like you've lived on the street (which, of course he had).
-It's a NICE apartment, son, and I can help you with the rent. It's in a NICE neighbourhood and much safer for you, yes?
-Here, take my cellphone and call me when you get there.
-I'll send you busfare and then you can come for a visit.
-How much is the bail?
It's hard to believe that I was that pathetic. 'Scuse me while I go stick my head in a bucket of ice water.
Member
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: punta gorda florida
Posts: 381
Boy..you sent your kids all your money this month???
No baby, you go lay down, I'll carry the 50 lb bags of salt to the back yard, I know you have the flu...
You lost the diamond ring I bought you? Ill get you another one, its ok....
No baby, you go lay down, I'll carry the 50 lb bags of salt to the back yard, I know you have the flu...
You lost the diamond ring I bought you? Ill get you another one, its ok....
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Seeking Peace
Posts: 1,371
OMG...You cashed your check and set the money on the dashboard and it all went flying out the window? What a freak accident! You poor thing. Let me go buy you a wallet so this won't happen again and here's some money to make up for what you 'lost'.
(And NO...I'm not making this one up!!) I think I need to go and lie down for a while!!!
(And NO...I'm not making this one up!!) I think I need to go and lie down for a while!!!
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: No ones business
Posts: 1,497
I read these and man... wheile I have to laugh now with 20/20 hind sight.. it wasn't funny at the time!
When I confronted my XABF over a bill at Super 8 on MY credit, I asked him straight up, "What GF were U with that night?" He softly said to me.. in a practiced tone, "I think you know bme better than that."
I said, "Yes.. I am sorry!" Talk about DUMB. My gut was SCREAMING at me to not believe him!
Oh yeah.. I know you better now pal!
When I confronted my XABF over a bill at Super 8 on MY credit, I asked him straight up, "What GF were U with that night?" He softly said to me.. in a practiced tone, "I think you know bme better than that."
I said, "Yes.. I am sorry!" Talk about DUMB. My gut was SCREAMING at me to not believe him!
Oh yeah.. I know you better now pal!
Member
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: saint george Utah
Posts: 14
lol.... I have said most of all of this too...
I will not do this again (empty threat)
You have been clean for 3 weeks, oh I am so proud of you! Yeah right..
Okay I will move over 600 miles away from my family and friends so I can save you from running into those kinds of people that just talk you into using... STUPID STUPID mistake! Now here 600 miles away from everyone I love and trust and quess what he still found "those kinds" of friends...
WHat a idiot I am!
I will not do this again (empty threat)
You have been clean for 3 weeks, oh I am so proud of you! Yeah right..
Okay I will move over 600 miles away from my family and friends so I can save you from running into those kinds of people that just talk you into using... STUPID STUPID mistake! Now here 600 miles away from everyone I love and trust and quess what he still found "those kinds" of friends...
WHat a idiot I am!
Member
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Bristol TN/VA
Posts: 12,431
I am loving this thread! But I sat here and stared at it dumbfounded last night. I was flashing back to scenes but realized I have blanked most of it out...really can't remember much about what I said. Too wild!
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