dollydo

Here are five of my famous phrases...what are yours?


This is the last time I am lending you money.

I will help you beat this.

I will give you one more chance.

If you use again, I will leave you.

I forgive you.


Next...

Lovestoomuch

Ok.....You can come home.........again.

I believe you. (OMG.......what was I thinking?!)

This is the last time I'll (fill in the blank)

There's more.......my minds blank right now........lol

dollydo

Don't worry about it...I'll take care of it....

liesagain

do you promise thats all there was to it?

You didnt borrow money from any of our friends this time did you?

I know your trying.

I made the appointment with your therapist for you

Do you have that receipt? you lost it ..........oh ok.

How was your meeting?

I just want you to be okay

I will not keep going through this

whos number is this

liesagain

I think this time hes gonna make it

but I love him

he's like two different people and the real him is just so great

but he's smart and has so much potential

he would never do that to ME

I just want him to be happy

Don't you even think about us, me the kids

well he'll need $$ to eat or buy gas

he doesn't have any money he couldnt be using

Lovestoomuch

"Sure honey. I'll put that $175.00 Whizzinator on my credit card so you can pass the urine test."

dollydo

I'm sorry.

I know deep down inside, you are a good person, it's just the drugs.

Sure, I know, you didn't take that $50.00 out of my wallet...I must have lost it.

Lovestoomuch

I'm sorry. I'll try to be more understanding of your needs.

patchoulli

its ok...you need to go to a meeting, it'll be alright
Oh...you are just feeling depressed.
Don't worry about it...Ill pay

patchoulli

Is this the craziest thread. I've read all of the above and done or said all of them except the whizzerator....

dollydo

I know you are different from other addicts, you would never do...so & so...

Elana

Don't worry about that bill, I will cover it.

Well, if you really WANT to do this the money is the last thing to worrry about (I will cover it).

You won't have to worry about creditors calling you when you live under my roof because I always make sure the bills are paid (and I did too. including his).

I know your car isn't so good. Go ahead and take mine.

I filled your car with gas....

Tell me how much and we can get it (with my money of course!)....

Lovestoomuch

"He loves me mom. Look.......he bought me this really nice lighter case."

"What a jerk!! I can't believe your boss shorted your paycheck AGAIN!"

duet_4-8

Of course I believe you....

I know you won't ever do it again.

Of course I believe you were just at her house talking to her......

Elana

I refuse to let money become a wedge between us (I should have insisted it become a wedge between us!!).

I cannot imagine how you quit using Coke and drugs on your own like that... (meanwhile he was never sober a day since he was 12 years old.. and he was doing pot but I did not know).

I agree, it is (fill in the blank)'s fault, not yours.

Lets go out to eat, I'll pay.

How much is that ad (for your photography business)? I will cover it.

Well, you can pay me later.

duet_4-8

If you start using again, I will take the kids and leave...(which of course was an empty threat.)

I will not go back to living with a drug user...(another empty threat)

I know you would never cheat on me.

dollydo

Someone stole your bike, what jerks! Damn, they stole mine too, has to be one of the neighbors kids...only a kid would do that!

Elana

I think it is great you are spending time with your friends so have a good time (he was cheating on me)

I think it is great you have this good part time photo job and I understand you are busy so I won't call you (he was not working.. he was selling drugs and cheating on me).

Of course I trust you (he was cheating on me).

I am sorry you had to spend the night at the Super 8.. I know you figured on staying with your friends (he used my credit to rent the room) (he was cheating on me) (I should have asked 'and why are you paying the double occupancy rate?').

Lovestoomuch

That reminds me LOL "I can't believe your own cousins would steal your new tools!! Don't they have any respect?? Ok......we'll just have to go get you some new ones."

Sheesh.........can you say duh uh??

dollydo

One ringy dingy...

Hello Boss, xxxx won't be in today, he is just too sick.

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I love you, please come home.