Whiners Anonymous Part 21
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Sorry I just got this, Jersey this so reminded me of you...............LOL
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bi!c!es.'
I love ya........lol
Love and hugs,
Pamm
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bi!c!es.'
I love ya........lol
Love and hugs,
Pamm
spressy give it a few seconds spressy!
i listed a computer and a monitor on craigslist yesterday...
simple egh?
NOT!
had every idiot in the world asking if i would sell just the monitor?, would you sell just the computer?
i'll give you $$$ for it!
i'm coming at so and so time...
my wife will kill me if i bring another computer home!
and it goes on and on!
last night, a nice older couple came over, on time, and bought it for my asking price...
sheesh!
and i whine about ebay!
Whiners where are all the whines???
i listed a computer and a monitor on craigslist yesterday...
simple egh?
NOT!
had every idiot in the world asking if i would sell just the monitor?, would you sell just the computer?
i'll give you $$$ for it!
i'm coming at so and so time...
my wife will kill me if i bring another computer home!
and it goes on and on!
last night, a nice older couple came over, on time, and bought it for my asking price...
sheesh!
and i whine about ebay!
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
I have to post at least three times to total the 500 for WA 20:
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Old & Sober Member of AA
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
Sorry I just got this, Jersey this so reminded me of you...............LOL
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bi!c!es.'
I love ya........lol
Love and hugs,
Pamm
Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
'Miss Joyce''; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
'Miss Joyce', that is very unusual. How old are you?'
'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
'Oh, Miss. Joyce, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
'I outlived the bi!c!es.'
I love ya........lol
Love and hugs,
Pamm
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Old & Sober Member of AA
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
Old & Sober Member of AA
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
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The weather here has been wonderful and my electric bill is low because the AC is turned off and the windows are open...but....I just need to know, and must ask:
Where does all this &^%$ dust and dirt come from????
Thank you for letting me share.
Where does all this &^%$ dust and dirt come from????
Thank you for letting me share.
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