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Old 05-06-2020, 04:45 AM
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Did you hear about the semi-colon that broke the law? He was given two consecutive sentences.


On or in the sober bus.
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Old 05-06-2020, 05:13 AM
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.....
...…It's just how I roll...
I'm on the bus!ÂÂ ÂÂ
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Old 05-06-2020, 07:48 AM
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On the bus!
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Old 05-06-2020, 08:00 AM
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Day 17. Im on.
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Old 05-06-2020, 08:03 AM
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I called my employer and told him that I had a wee cough.
He said, "You have a wee cough?"
I said, "Thanks! I will see you in 7 days!"
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Old 05-06-2020, 08:18 AM
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Camels and buses reminded me of this sketch. As you can see from the big collar and flared trousers it is 45 years old or thereabouts.
https://youtu.be/TWEZaDr85tQ
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Old 05-06-2020, 09:10 AM
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I'm on the Sober Bus today! Welcome BC!!!Have a great and safe day, Buskateers.
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Old 05-06-2020, 12:39 PM
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Loved it, Saou!
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Old 05-06-2020, 06:43 PM
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Video got blocked due to a copyright claim. Guess I'm too late.

Heard this one today and wanted to share:

I went to a pet shop and asked for twelve bees. The Shopkeeper counted out thirteen and handed them over.

"Wait", I said, "You've given me too many" to which the shopkeeper replied, "That one is a Freebie"...
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Old 05-07-2020, 03:08 AM
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Oh dear I missed the video too Sao.


Oh well What's cooler than a talking dog...

A spelling bee

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Old 05-07-2020, 04:17 AM
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Old 05-07-2020, 06:07 AM
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How do bees get to school? On the school buzz.

I'll get on that bus...after they get off



We don't have enough to worry about here in the PNW, now we have killer hornets.

https://komonews.com/news/local/inva...spring-arrives
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On the bus!
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Wow these "murder hornets" just add to the Covid nightmare!
Count me in for a ride on the Sober Bus today!

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I'm on.
I must have broken YouTube because that video has disappeared from it since I posted. Oh well...
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Old 05-07-2020, 09:01 AM
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I'm on the Sober Bus today. Stay well all!
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Old 05-07-2020, 06:40 PM
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I have a pencil that was once owned by William Shakespeare.
He chewed it a lot, so I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

Always on the bus!
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I am still loving all these jokes! Hopefully I'll think of one soon.

On the sober bus, green tea in hand!
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Old 05-08-2020, 02:10 AM
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What types of jokes are allowed during quarantine? Inside jokes.

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