Signal30

Ok! You have forced me to tell this story! Yes that's right, I'm blaming all of you to justify me telling you this story.


On the way from a bar once I was struck with a very, very, VERY bad feeling that required me to use a bathroom. I had serious abdominal pain, sweating profusely, and was at the point of praying. I was driving half hunched over, and almost in tears.

Every traffic light was of course red, and it got to the point where I was seriously risking a DUI, and finally started blowing traffic lights. When I finally got home I swerved in my driveway, and it was pouring rain. I flew out of my vehicle, ran to the door, and quickly tried to unlock the door.

Then it happened...

The key broke off in the lock. I was locked out and at the time I lived by myself. I had no way to get into my house.

Then I ran into my backyard and did the deed, in the pouring rain. It was not pretty.

I was lucky to of had one of my front windows unlocked and was able pull out the screen slide the window open and crawl in my house. I was wet, cold, and well a mess.

If I offended any of you, sorry.


Tom

miss communicat

I need to be honest, reading this thread has triggered my diseased mind a little bit today.

I never peed anywhere inappropriate (I know, "yet"), so I'm kinda thinking, "maybe I'm not a real alcoholic...."

this thinking happens alot at meetings too, when I hear the war stories. I never drank in bars and never got a DUI.

When I read about the comaraderie amongst drunks with your peed stories I either go straight to feeling like an outsider, or to comparing rather than relating.

THEN, it hit me: my alcoholism is the same as yours. where some of you lost all control, I over-controlled. I was an over-controlling, joyless drunk. Thank God I quit before those "yets" happened.

Thanks for sharing your honesty here. It obviously helped keep me sober one more day.

bugsworth

Miss C I have to say I feel the exact same way. I read this thread and think OMG I never had any issues with inappropriate bathroom behavior. Granted there were times I really needed to go, but by the grace of God I always found a restroom. I do believe like you that this was one of my YETS, but for a split second my brain began to question the severity of my condition. Thanks all for the honesty!

gravity

Aerosmith concert...floor seats, 35,000 people (SkyDome, Toronto). Just couldn't be bothered to find a washroom. You know that guy who gets roughly escorted out by 3 or 4 security guards? Gawd, I'm embarassed just thinking about it...

nandm

This is one of the things that helped me see that alcohol was definately a problem in my life. I woke up after partying at a friends house and found I had wet the bed. I snuck out and never even spoke to that person again, I was so embarrassed. Thank God, I wasn't sleeping with anyone at the time, they might have gotten a rude awakening..... :rof

nolonger

Me too - I figured that was how gravity got his name.

barb dwyer

omg is this thread still going?

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gravity

No...I was staggering around the floor seating area. Honestly can't remember if the house lights were on or off. By the way, this happened in 1990 (Aerosmith's Pump tour )and it was a nicely repressed memory until this thread started. Make it go away !

reed

I've peed on other people while sleeping next to them and awoke to

"Hey, -----, what the f---?"

I'd follow it up with a

"What are you talking about? You're crazy. Its just sweat..."

I went through a phase where I would pee in the sink...

I've sent a stream past someone's head, this person was passed out on the toilet

On the side of the 9:30 Club, they didn't appreciate that...they were all "How would you like it if we came over and pissed on the side of your house?"

I didn't say anything, but it probably wouldn't bother me a bit.

Just about everywhere mentioned. I still pee everyday too.

fallingdown

OMG, can I just say that one of the most humiliating things ever in my life was moving with a mattress that I had peed on more than once. No matter how much scrubbing I did I couldn't remove all of the stains. So the first impression our new neighbors had of us was our pissed stained mattress being brought out of the moving truck and since we don't have any kids...I don't even want to think what they must have been thinking. I can't even laugh about it, it was so humiliating. Not to mention what our family members who helped us move that mattress must have thought. I hope I never have to relive that experience ever again.

caraway

Oh, fallingdown, I feel for you, I really do. I was so worried about peeing on the mattress that I bought a waterproof cover, but the waterproof bit was only on one half. So, I bought another one and put it on the other way up, and then I bought another thick cover to go over the whole lot to make sure there weren't any gaps - and then the sheet on top of that. As it happened I never pee'd on it - but I was sick on it a few times so it came in handy. Changing all those covers was a right bother though.

fallingdown

Caraway-Wish I would have invested in some waterproof covers myself, but everytime it happened I just swore it was never gonna happen again.....what a joke.

caraway

Actually, the reason why I was worried about peeing was because when I was much younger, in my early drinking days, I did pee the bed and it was awful. Strangely, I seem to have trained myself not to do this as I've got older - even during blackout! I know what you mean about it never happening again - I was like that with being sick - I should have just kept a bucket at the side of the bed!

ClaudePepper77

i peed in a dresser drawer. i have absolutely no recollection of that. i just remember the next day going for some clean socks and underwear and realizing they were drenched with urine.

i also peed on my bedroom floor during a sleepwalk/blackout. i came to immediately after when my significant other asked what the heck i was doing. i had in my hand clean clothes. i can only theorize that in my stupor i was preparing to take a shower and mistook the bedroom floor for a toilet.

parentrecovers

i can't believe i missed this one ..



you guys are great. loved taz's comment, "just normal places".

goof!

parentrecovers

:rof

Slowbriety

I once pissed in some persons car who left their windows rolled down that was parked on the side of the road. And I also was known for pissing on various car door handles.

Rusty Zipper

B'sT

how the hell do you think i got my name? lol

in the south, their Pa-Kons!

with me, Pee-Can

steve11694

sorry i am a little unclear;

was that "disturbing the piece" ??

frstnm

I cant really remember any place that was really that odd that I peed....
I do have a cousin who peed on an electric fence - sober; and I know a guy who peed on his gf. Yep, that's right - just sat up in bed and peed on his gf. He had also chosen clean clothes, the corner, the closet among other places.

HE MARRIED HER ???!!!!
.....and they are still together. Now that is SICK !