Warning, Immaturity Ahead: What Have You Peed On?
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Originally Posted by Music 
I was awakened by my wife one night in the early 70s. I thought I was in the bathroom but in fact, I was peeing on my two month old daughter who wa asleep in her crib.:wtf2
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pretty much all mine have been covered.
my bed
desk chair
the bed of a guy I was hooking up with... then when he was laughing about it later on, I tried to convince him it was sweat. He was as much of a drunk as I was.
My truck seat
Truckseat of a guy I'd just meet cause he wouldn't stop somewhere to let me pee.
the bathtub of another guy I was hooking up w/ cause it was dark, I couldn't find the lightswitch and I could tell the tub from the toliet.
and why did I find drinking so fun? ugh..
my bed
desk chair
the bed of a guy I was hooking up with... then when he was laughing about it later on, I tried to convince him it was sweat. He was as much of a drunk as I was.
My truck seat
Truckseat of a guy I'd just meet cause he wouldn't stop somewhere to let me pee.
the bathtub of another guy I was hooking up w/ cause it was dark, I couldn't find the lightswitch and I could tell the tub from the toliet.
and why did I find drinking so fun? ugh..
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heh... amusing thread!! Sort of...
Peed in the middle of the Midtown Tunnel when traffic was backed up (as a drunken passenger).
Peed in my mother in law's dining room
In college, peed all over my room mates disc-man
At a party in high school, I passed out in a recliner watching Beavis & Butthead, got up with about 10 guys and girls from school, and peed on the coffee table.
One thing I can say, there has never been any P in my OOL!
Peed in the middle of the Midtown Tunnel when traffic was backed up (as a drunken passenger).
Peed in my mother in law's dining room
In college, peed all over my room mates disc-man
At a party in high school, I passed out in a recliner watching Beavis & Butthead, got up with about 10 guys and girls from school, and peed on the coffee table.
One thing I can say, there has never been any P in my OOL!
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All of the usual places that everyone's mentioned, and......
One of the entrances to Government Center in Boston.
Would that have been a Federal offense if I was caught? Not so sure I want to know!
One of the entrances to Government Center in Boston.
Would that have been a Federal offense if I was caught? Not so sure I want to know!
Last edited by Astro; 05-07-2008 at 11:04 AM.
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Most of the places listed in the first post.
I was told that once, late one night, I came out of my dorm room naked, calmly peed in a cigarette butt can in the hallway and then returned to my room. Probably a lie.
I was told that once, late one night, I came out of my dorm room naked, calmly peed in a cigarette butt can in the hallway and then returned to my room. Probably a lie.
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one of our buddies got a ticket one night in Kannapolis,NC and the cops had him in the station and we peeded outside the police station up the street a little,only problem was it ran down the street in front of the police station.It got us a good butt chewing from the officer when he came out and saw it.He ordered us out of the car,lined us up and chewed for a while,then he and a buddie escorted us out of town...real story..we about went to jail
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I had to pee one time in coffee mug because we were stuck in traffic, and there was no where for me to bail out and find a place to go. I had to take a break in between to empty out the coffee mug 3 times...lol.
Did I mention I was sober and in sobriety when it happened???
Good times.
Tom
Did I mention I was sober and in sobriety when it happened???
Good times.
Tom
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Very timely topic. I'm in the middle of my 9th step amends, and about 85% are urine-related. Many of my amends consist solely of "I know I pissed on your couch/futon/bed/floor/clothes and I was wrong."
Man, I was terrible; I wet the bed nearly every day in college and for several years thereafter. I just thought it was normal, because my best drinking buddy had the same problem. I once rode with friends to Tahoe on July 4 and brought a big vase to pee in, right in front of four other people in my little VW golf. Class act, I was. I ended up passing out and pissing myself in the passenger seat anyway. It occurs to me a couple of those folks need to be added to my amends...
Probably the worst was my when my mom ran downstairs early one morning thinking the sink had broken only to find me in a polo shirt and no pants, in a complete drunken stupor, hosing the stairs. She laughs about it now, but she almost killed me at the time.
Great thread. If I didn't laugh at myself I'd be insane. Well, more insane.
Man, I was terrible; I wet the bed nearly every day in college and for several years thereafter. I just thought it was normal, because my best drinking buddy had the same problem. I once rode with friends to Tahoe on July 4 and brought a big vase to pee in, right in front of four other people in my little VW golf. Class act, I was. I ended up passing out and pissing myself in the passenger seat anyway. It occurs to me a couple of those folks need to be added to my amends...
Probably the worst was my when my mom ran downstairs early one morning thinking the sink had broken only to find me in a polo shirt and no pants, in a complete drunken stupor, hosing the stairs. She laughs about it now, but she almost killed me at the time.
Great thread. If I didn't laugh at myself I'd be insane. Well, more insane.
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I am also grateful for this thread...I too thought I was rare in my pee ubiquity.
I had a friend help me carry a mattress out of my apartment that I had peed on every night for about three years. Boy that was fun. He started wretching as soon as we walked into my bedroom. Then we ran into my super's wife and three kids in the elevator. More fun.
I so do not (m)iss that...haven't had an "oops" since getting sober. I did pee the bed once in rehab though...no idea what that was about.
The more alcholics I have gotten to know in sobriety, the more I hear these stories.
I had a friend help me carry a mattress out of my apartment that I had peed on every night for about three years. Boy that was fun. He started wretching as soon as we walked into my bedroom. Then we ran into my super's wife and three kids in the elevator. More fun.
I so do not (m)iss that...haven't had an "oops" since getting sober. I did pee the bed once in rehab though...no idea what that was about.
The more alcholics I have gotten to know in sobriety, the more I hear these stories.
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I was trying to forget my pee follies till this thread popped up. Geez thanks guys.
OK i am ready now i think......here it goes
in order according to the progression of the disease
-road trip in Vermont driver wouldn't pull over.......went in his wine skin
- a few miles down the road again wouldn't pull over, freind held me by the belt as i whizzed out the side door of the van doing 75 passing a family in a moterhome
- visiting Friends get up in the night, stumble around in the dark only to find my wife new boots.( why is my boot wet ewww)
- sigh then the pants
- the bed
ridiculous, no more of that business damit
OK i am ready now i think......here it goes
in order according to the progression of the disease
-road trip in Vermont driver wouldn't pull over.......went in his wine skin
- a few miles down the road again wouldn't pull over, freind held me by the belt as i whizzed out the side door of the van doing 75 passing a family in a moterhome
- visiting Friends get up in the night, stumble around in the dark only to find my wife new boots.( why is my boot wet ewww)
- sigh then the pants
- the bed
ridiculous, no more of that business damit
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Originally Posted by StayinAlive
- a few miles down the road again wouldn't pull over, freind held me by the belt as i whizzed out the side door of the van doing 75 passing a family in a moterhome
I am truly an awful person, I got a good long loud laugh over this one... :rof
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Oh boy. This thread is funny, but painful to remember too. I peed everywhere, like a cat marking its ground, when I was a drunk. It was sometimes funny afterwards, but mostly I was mortified and ashamed. Lost some friends that way too - not just becuase of it, but because that was the last straw.
The least painful story, prolly because its the kind of thing that might happen to a non-alcoholic (unlike, for example, peeing off the fourth-floor balcony onto the street in the apartment of a friend-of-a-friend you barely know)...
... was waiting for a bus once, I was drunk, full of beer and bursting to pee, so I popped down a nearby dark lane, to a gateway and peed through a metal grille-gate. I was just finishing up when along comes a female cop, shines a torch in my eyes, then shines the torch at the gate to reveal the entrance to the police station carpark. She was enraged, told me I was disgusting, said I'd be getting a court date, and she seemed serious, but the summons never arrived.
Thanks for the thread btw. Even among alcoholics, I have the impression its a topic people are reluctant to go near, but its high on the list of shameful things for a lot of us...
Don't want to think too much about it, but don't want to forget it either.
The least painful story, prolly because its the kind of thing that might happen to a non-alcoholic (unlike, for example, peeing off the fourth-floor balcony onto the street in the apartment of a friend-of-a-friend you barely know)...
... was waiting for a bus once, I was drunk, full of beer and bursting to pee, so I popped down a nearby dark lane, to a gateway and peed through a metal grille-gate. I was just finishing up when along comes a female cop, shines a torch in my eyes, then shines the torch at the gate to reveal the entrance to the police station carpark. She was enraged, told me I was disgusting, said I'd be getting a court date, and she seemed serious, but the summons never arrived.
Thanks for the thread btw. Even among alcoholics, I have the impression its a topic people are reluctant to go near, but its high on the list of shameful things for a lot of us...
Don't want to think too much about it, but don't want to forget it either.
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I just remembered my sponsee told a group of us he got caught by a cop peeing into the mail slot of a small shop in old town Fredericksburg!!!!!! The cop let him off after chewing about 5 pounds of his butt off!!!!
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