Warning, Immaturity Ahead: What Have You Peed On?
 

A little informal survey inspired by the response to my blog.

What, in your drinking/using days, did you regretably pee on, in, around, or through?

Objects covered (no pun intended) so far:

One's own bed, sheets, and mattress

Someone else's bed, sheets, mattress, and stuffed animals

Someone else's hotel bed

Someone's dresser

A roommate's backpack

A wastebasket

A roommate's open file cabinate

...any other contributions?

Yours,

B'sT

Interesting subject. Actually got busted for whizzing on a bush outside a mall once and had to go to court and pay a fine for "peace disturbance"

The Dean of my college's front yard....!

My ex-boyfriend (who is also an alcoholic) once - in a drunken stupor - peed in my salad crisper in my fridge. Needless to say I wasn't very happy about it!!!

I never peed on anything but a toilet while drunk, but my husband used to get really plastered and then go into this "sleep walking" state of mind where he was up and walking to what he thought was the bathroom, but he would be standing in the corner of our bedroom, the closet, the living room etc. I would try to stop him and get him to go to the bathroom, and he would get irate and look at me like I was crazy and say, "What are you talking about???? I AM in the bathroom!!! The toilet is right here!" and then he would unload gallons of urine all over the carpet, the closet floor covered with stuff, the laundry hamper filled with freshly washed clothes etc. It used to REALLY **** me off every time he did it. I would try to stop him and he would get so angry, and once I thought he was going to hit me. That was pretty scary.

He did that once in front of my daughter and he was actually walking out the front door to the imaginary toilet in the front yard. My daughter had never seen him do this before, and she couldn't believe it. What a horrible memory. I don't ever want to see that again.

Gosh, I don't miss those days at all. He hasn't had a drink since last November, so I'm really relieved.

That's exactly what I mean here- I don't want to see/experience any of this again either, and this isn't a proverbial "pissing contest" (pun intended this time). It's a chance to come together with stories that prove that we're all pretty ****** up, especially when we're not sober.

This isn't a positive thing-- it's a hopefully humorous take on a reflection about how messed up we used to act.

I should add that I've peed over the rail of my front balcony...while I'm sure my Jehovah's Witness next door neighbors were still plenty awake.....

i have been debating whether or not to contribute to this thread all night............................................. ..........ok here it goes.......wait for it........

nope cant do it, too many people watching

The drinking was regretable but not once was the peeing regretable.

When you got to go, you got to go. I regrete none of it *LOL*

There was one time that the desire and need to go caused a regrete (as it proved I couldn't hold my drink before or even after I was finished renting it)
Holiday traffic and we had to pull over or else.

*whispers*

Don't eat the salad at her house.


*LOL*

Just remembered a story that a guy I worked with almost couldn't tell me about on a Monday morning because he was laughing so hard.
He and his buddy bought a six pack each. They went for a drive out in the country roads to go fishing (drinking along the way)
Rental time was up so they pulled over to the side of the road. Mark at the front tire, he buddy near the back. Mark aims towards the tire, his buddy aims towards the fence. ( Cow fence...ELECTRIC Cow fence)

Yup, you guessed it. OUCH!

I'm glad to see this post. I've peed on my bed, bf's bed, hotel bed, carpet, yards, couches, car seats .. I thought I was the only person w/a small bladder .. I'm relieved to know I'm not the only person who uses everything other than a toilet to urinate while insanely intoxicated.

my pants,many times-I would come too on my grass with wet pants


a wino told me once what "walking on water" meant

ever walked on water he asked me?

he said he used to walk down the street and peeded his pants and didnt know it.His shoes and socks would get wet where it would run down in his shoes..thus walking on water
he is currently 25 yrs sober

Got a $90 ticket for pulling into a cut through clearly marked "For Emergency Vehicles Only"

Bottles

Cups

Off the back deck

Off a second story balcony

Inbetween the bed & cab of my truck

An electric fence (Shocking experience, glad to sse I am not the only one!)

Beside my garage ALL THE TIME!!!!

My pants

My bed

Just normal places.

You are correct.

This is immature. :lmao

Come on Barb!!!!! Fess up, do not act like you never peed in a place you should not have!!!

I peed in the front lawn of a bank, during business hours, in broad daylight.

Most places i regret have been listed, The worst was sunset blvd CA on friday night which is a very busy place, thanks to a less drunk friend i was with who jammed me in the car and made a speedy getaway.. Geeeeeezz , and by the way i did not remember this it was told to me the next day..

I forgot the most important thing, I whizzed alot of life away........

I was awakened by my wife one night in the early 70s. I thought I was in the bathroom but in fact, I was peeing on my two month old daughter who wa asleep in her crib.:wtf2

You Guys are rookies
 

I love the brutal honesty of this thread.

Yeah, I've peed on everything mentioned in this thread, but I'll raise the stakes a bit.

Have any of you ever peed on your dog? I have. That was a tough ammend to make.

This thread is sure twisted, but it is the truth, the humility and shame I felt waking up in my wet bed and going to work in my coat and tie to counsel emotionally handicapped kids was a hell I would not want to go through again.

I remember hearing a man at a meeting from the podium share about his peeing experiences, I couldn't believe it, I thought I was the only one, it brought such relief to me, to know I wasn't alone. I do not regret the past anymore and see clearly how my sordid experiences can help another.