Okay AV, then what would we do?
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: California
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Okay AV, then what would we do?
It's saying this lazy Saturday afternoon could be a lot more fun and relaxing with a drink (or five). So I asked it, okay, then what would we do? Here are some options:
Try to watch a movie with one eye closed.
Try to cook a nice dinner, cut myself, leave out two vital ingredients.
Read the same page of a book for 15 minutes, then give up and do something else.
Go online and write some clever stuff I'll regret later.
Get on the phone and say some clever stuff I'll regret later.
Put on my headphones and listen to music while I clean my bathrooms, break something, and drop my phone in the toilet.
Go for a walk with my family and get aggravated halfway through because my buzz is wearing off and I have to pee.
Fold some laundry and put it away so my husband will wake me up at 6am to ask where on earth I put his underwear.
So..thanks for thinking of me, AV, but all of that sounds like it sucks. So I think I'll hang out here with my friends for a while and then go cook a nice dinner with my daughter and maybe watch a movie with my family...with both eyes open.
Try to watch a movie with one eye closed.
Try to cook a nice dinner, cut myself, leave out two vital ingredients.
Read the same page of a book for 15 minutes, then give up and do something else.
Go online and write some clever stuff I'll regret later.
Get on the phone and say some clever stuff I'll regret later.
Put on my headphones and listen to music while I clean my bathrooms, break something, and drop my phone in the toilet.
Go for a walk with my family and get aggravated halfway through because my buzz is wearing off and I have to pee.
Fold some laundry and put it away so my husband will wake me up at 6am to ask where on earth I put his underwear.
So..thanks for thinking of me, AV, but all of that sounds like it sucks. So I think I'll hang out here with my friends for a while and then go cook a nice dinner with my daughter and maybe watch a movie with my family...with both eyes open.
Just another day...
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Michigan
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Loved it! great job getting through it.
Isn't it wonderful how AV helps you come up with some really witty and clever things to post online that make no sense the next day but it was so damn funny that night? You then go back on and act like someone hijacked your email or facebook or whatever it is that that wonderful thing you wrote made its way to? lolol
Did you watch a movie with both eyes open?
Isn't it wonderful how AV helps you come up with some really witty and clever things to post online that make no sense the next day but it was so damn funny that night? You then go back on and act like someone hijacked your email or facebook or whatever it is that that wonderful thing you wrote made its way to? lolol
Did you watch a movie with both eyes open?
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: SE Michigan
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That's great Briar! Loved:
And leave the kitchen a giant sticky mess, wake up to face it in the morning and realise you didn't even eat any of it and there's a congealed pan of something on the stove.
My dogs got plenty of leftovers.
Try to cook a nice dinner, cut myself, leave out two vital ingredients.
My dogs got plenty of leftovers.
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