People drinking around you....
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I grew up around water and boats and drinking it a big part of boating - so dangerous. I have a distant family member who drinks and boats and hurt her knee while drunk and goofing around on a boat....she needed surgery
She didn't attend a family cook out today, as she chose to be partying with the pontoon crowd
She didn't attend a family cook out today, as she chose to be partying with the pontoon crowd 
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In my mind's eye I saw the guy pulling up in the speedboatboat; youngish, tanned..all pec's, biceps and sexy beach hair. His wit is quick and the beer is ice cold and frosty.
I wanna jump in that boat and drive off into the sunset with young studmuffin. I too am tanned, toned and bikin'ed up...my hair is blowing in the summer breeze.
Sigh. Every bit of that is pure fantasy ..for me.
I'm middle aged and currently pale as a ghost. There is no young hot stud muffin yearnin' to take me for a boatride. If I did happen to be in a boat with one drinking beer...well, he'd be downright miserable bout the old cougar puking over the side of his boat.
Attractive mental pictures...lovely in theory...only.
I wanna jump in that boat and drive off into the sunset with young studmuffin. I too am tanned, toned and bikin'ed up...my hair is blowing in the summer breeze.
Sigh. Every bit of that is pure fantasy ..for me.
I'm middle aged and currently pale as a ghost. There is no young hot stud muffin yearnin' to take me for a boatride. If I did happen to be in a boat with one drinking beer...well, he'd be downright miserable bout the old cougar puking over the side of his boat.
Attractive mental pictures...lovely in theory...only.
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Awesome playing the scene out all the way through. Totally true about the ending in a blackout; I too, was a blackout drinker. Make it through this holiday sober; you will be glad in the end. Once one is behind you, the second becomes easier....and the third....and the fourth.....
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NuuDawn yes there he was, tanned and sexy with his pit bull baby, unleashed by his side. Hot sun shining on his burnished toned pecs..... Sigh.....
You old???? Me ten years older, no makeup, no bath, Micky mouse baseball cap, nails a mess, wearing a tank top drenched in sweat, shorts that are two sizes to big so they bunch in the ahem* crotch area, funky weird boat shoes.....not to mention! I had to jump off the kayak 5 minutes earlier to pee in the water. ...... Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love ya'!!!!!
You old???? Me ten years older, no makeup, no bath, Micky mouse baseball cap, nails a mess, wearing a tank top drenched in sweat, shorts that are two sizes to big so they bunch in the ahem* crotch area, funky weird boat shoes.....not to mention! I had to jump off the kayak 5 minutes earlier to pee in the water. ...... Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love ya'!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Raider 
NuuDawn yes there he was, tanned and sexy with his pit bull baby, unleashed by his side. Hot sun shining on his burnished toned pecs..... Sigh.....
You old???? Me ten years older, no makeup, no bath, Micky mouse baseball cap, nails a mess, wearing a tank top drenched in sweat, shorts that are two sizes to big so they bunch in the ahem* crotch area, funky weird boat shoes.....not to mention! I had to jump off the kayak 5 minutes earlier to pee in the water. ...... Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love ya'!!!!!
You old???? Me ten years older, no makeup, no bath, Micky mouse baseball cap, nails a mess, wearing a tank top drenched in sweat, shorts that are two sizes to big so they bunch in the ahem* crotch area, funky weird boat shoes.....not to mention! I had to jump off the kayak 5 minutes earlier to pee in the water. ...... Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love ya'!!!!!
I bought some lovely Okanagan cherries at the farmer's market today..but fried chicken is calling my name.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
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Originally Posted by Nuudawn
In my mind's eye I saw the guy pulling up in the speedboatboat; youngish, tanned..all pec's, biceps and sexy beach hair. His wit is quick and the beer is ice cold and frosty.
I wanna jump in that boat and drive off into the sunset with young studmuffin. I too am tanned, toned and bikin'ed up...my hair is blowing in the summer breeze.
Sigh. Every bit of that is pure fantasy ..for me.
I'm middle aged and currently pale as a ghost. There is no young hot stud muffin yearnin' to take me for a boatride. If I did happen to be in a boat with one drinking beer...well, he'd be downright miserable bout the old cougar puking over the side of his boat.
Attractive mental pictures...lovely in theory...only.
I wanna jump in that boat and drive off into the sunset with young studmuffin. I too am tanned, toned and bikin'ed up...my hair is blowing in the summer breeze.
Sigh. Every bit of that is pure fantasy ..for me.
I'm middle aged and currently pale as a ghost. There is no young hot stud muffin yearnin' to take me for a boatride. If I did happen to be in a boat with one drinking beer...well, he'd be downright miserable bout the old cougar puking over the side of his boat.
Attractive mental pictures...lovely in theory...only.
Originally Posted by Raider
NuuDawn yes there he was, tanned and sexy with his pit bull baby, unleashed by his side. Hot sun shining on his burnished toned pecs..... Sigh.....
You old???? Me ten years older, no makeup, no bath, Micky mouse baseball cap, nails a mess, wearing a tank top drenched in sweat, shorts that are two sizes to big so they bunch in the ahem* crotch area, funky weird boat shoes.....not to mention! I had to jump off the kayak 5 minutes earlier to pee in the water. ...... Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love ya'!!!!!
You old???? Me ten years older, no makeup, no bath, Micky mouse baseball cap, nails a mess, wearing a tank top drenched in sweat, shorts that are two sizes to big so they bunch in the ahem* crotch area, funky weird boat shoes.....not to mention! I had to jump off the kayak 5 minutes earlier to pee in the water. ...... Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Love ya'!!!!!
Originally Posted by Nuudawn
It's 7:30 on a Friday night here on the west coast. It's raining. I'm in my pajamas debating on whether or not I wanna throw on a jean jacket and head to the drive through for KFC.
I bought some lovely Okanagan cherries at the farmer's market today..but fried chicken is calling my name.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
I bought some lovely Okanagan cherries at the farmer's market today..but fried chicken is calling my name.
I'm too sexy for Milan.
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