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Old 04-15-2008, 02:03 PM
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gyps...Im laffin like crazy over here picturing that conversation your kids are having.

My kids swear too...I dont even care, as long as they know there is a time and a place for curses.
Now...if ever I hear them utter a racial slur word...the soap will be in their mouth quicker than the blink of an eye!
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:03 PM
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Me Stone...Im blonde. Now are you going to tell me:
(a) what is windex friday?
(b) what is a texas weiner?

(a)...I dunno! I think K made it up.
(b) a hot-dog, I think it has some kind of chili stuff on top.
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:04 PM
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i made the call, gyspy. and she said, "i'll call ya RIGHT BACK"...ha! pray she forgets my number.
mr k says i should start out the conversation with saying, "before you say anything, miss big boss lady, please know - i accept your apology." ha! steven colbert would be so proud! it is a good spin.
When she calls you, start talking about random subjects that have nothing to do with what she wants to talk about and when she asks you what you're talking about ask her what she means and act like you have no idea what she's talking about.

Maybe that's not such a good idea lol, but let her do all the talking and try to make as many awkward silences as you can, let her do all the work and take unusually long to answer any of her questions to the point where she has to ask if you're still there - and just answer "err.... yeah... hang on.... *5 seconds pass by*... yes, I'm here..." kind of thing.

After all that, she'll probably never call you again.
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by ImJulie View Post
Me Stone...Im blonde. Now are you going to tell me:
(a) what is windex friday?
(b) what is a texas weiner?

assville cliff notes available with $10 check made payable to k
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:05 PM
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Its in the mail?
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:12 PM
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good ideas above, rk. and don't worry - i'll be sure to let her know in duplicate in writing on my personal labor law attorney's letterhead that you have taken off your list of future corporate sponsors.

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Old 04-15-2008, 02:13 PM
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My children are discussing cocks right now .

My youngest one in his wisdom just said "it doesn't have to mean something sexual you know". .
A **** is a chicken. Kentucky Fried ****. Jeez, get yer minds outta the gutter
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:16 PM
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Can some one tell me what soap is? I keep hearing about it, but have no clue

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Old 04-15-2008, 02:19 PM
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:20 PM
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:23 PM
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Old 04-15-2008, 02:39 PM
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weiners and chili?
Only in Texas!
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:09 PM
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Windex Friday is whatever you want it to be.
that is all.

General morning to all

ps hi PD *waves like an idiot*

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Old 04-15-2008, 03:17 PM
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Hi Dee!
Are you nekkid?
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I'm home from work so now I can get naked with all of you! Didn't think my boss would appreciate it!
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Old 04-15-2008, 03:31 PM
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Well crap....my kids are home now and they hate it when I run around nekkid.
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Just reference the emporors new clothes and it should be OK!
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heehee...ok. But they'll probably think Ive relapsed.
I had a terrible disgusting habit of running around topless when I was drunk. ~~shaking my head~~I *thought* I was so cool and funny. EEEeeek.
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Ok...gotta go feed the kidlets.

See ya soon.
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