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"Spiders And Snakes"
(As recorded by Jim Stafford)
JIM STAFFORD
DAVID BELLAMY
I remember when Mary Lou said, "You wanna walk me home from school?"
Well I said yes I do
She said I don't have to go right home
And I would kinda like to be alone some if you would
I said me too
And so we took a stroll and wound up down by the swimming hole
And she said do what you want to do
I got silly and found a frog in the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her and I said, "This frog's for you." She said,
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you
Well I think of that girl from time to time, I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello baby. She say, "Ain't you cool."
Said, "Do you remember when, and would you like to get together again"
She said "I'll see you after school"
I was shy and so for awhile most of my love was touch and smile
So she said, "Come on over here."
I was nervous as you might guess
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear." She said
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you
(c) Copyright 1973 and 1974 by Kaiser Music Co., Inc. Gimp Music and Boo Music.
(As recorded by Jim Stafford)
JIM STAFFORD
DAVID BELLAMY
I remember when Mary Lou said, "You wanna walk me home from school?"
Well I said yes I do
She said I don't have to go right home
And I would kinda like to be alone some if you would
I said me too
And so we took a stroll and wound up down by the swimming hole
And she said do what you want to do
I got silly and found a frog in the water by a hollow log
And I shook it at her and I said, "This frog's for you." She said,
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you
Well I think of that girl from time to time, I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "Hello baby. She say, "Ain't you cool."
Said, "Do you remember when, and would you like to get together again"
She said "I'll see you after school"
I was shy and so for awhile most of my love was touch and smile
So she said, "Come on over here."
I was nervous as you might guess
Still looking for something to slip down her dress
And she said, "Let's make it perfectly clear." She said
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
You fool, you fool
I don't like spiders and snakes
And that ain't what it takes to love me
Like I wanna be loved by you
(c) Copyright 1973 and 1974 by Kaiser Music Co., Inc. Gimp Music and Boo Music.
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nursing Home in Brick, New Jersey
Posts: 5,174
I'm confused (my usual state of mind lately)...are we having a Pity Party or a Love Fest? Anyway, would you believe there are several versions of this silly little kid's poem:
Version I:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Version II:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.
Version III:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick in your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat
Version IV:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"
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Oops -- here's yet another variation:
Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
I'm gonna eat some worms.
Long slim slimy ones,
Short fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms.
First you get a bucket.
Then you get a shovel.
Look how they wiggle and squirm.
First you pull the heads off.
Then you suck the guts out.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.
Down goes the first one.
Down goes the second one.
Look how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one.
Up comes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.
Everybody likes me.
Nobody hates me.
Why did I eat those worms?
I think I like the last version the best...this must have been a precursor to those tv challenges where they have to eat all kinds of yukky things!!! The closest I ever came was eating snails (escargot), and they were cooked in garlic and oil in a very expensive French restaurant. Not even cooked worms, thank you.
Version I:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Guess I'll go eat worms,
Long, thin, slimy ones; Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy wuzzy worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one, up comes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Version II:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
Think I'll go eat worms.
Big fat juicy ones, Eensie weensy squeensy ones,
See how they wiggle and squirm.
Chomp off their heads and squeeze out the juice
And throw their tails away
Nobody knows how I survive
On worms three times a day.
Version III:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
I'm goin' down the garden to eat worms
Long thin slimy ones, short fat fuzzy ones
Ooey gooey, ooey gooey worms
Long thin slimy ones slip down easily
Short fat fuzzy ones don't
Short fat fuzzy ones stick in your teeth
And the juice goes slurpin' (slurping noise) down your throat
Version IV:
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
think I'll go eat worms...
big fat juicy ones, little slimy skinny ones,
hope they don't have germs!"
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Oops -- here's yet another variation:
Nobody likes me.
Everybody hates me.
I'm gonna eat some worms.
Long slim slimy ones,
Short fat juicy ones,
Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy worms.
First you get a bucket.
Then you get a shovel.
Look how they wiggle and squirm.
First you pull the heads off.
Then you suck the guts out.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.
Down goes the first one.
Down goes the second one.
Look how they wiggle and squirm.
Up comes the first one.
Up comes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm.
Everybody likes me.
Nobody hates me.
Why did I eat those worms?
I think I like the last version the best...this must have been a precursor to those tv challenges where they have to eat all kinds of yukky things!!! The closest I ever came was eating snails (escargot), and they were cooked in garlic and oil in a very expensive French restaurant. Not even cooked worms, thank you.
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Chi scares me bit tho! dunno why? But my god I would like her on my side in a fight!
Alot of people say that to me.
I'm not that mean looking am I?
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Location: UK
Posts: 18,299
Originally Posted by chiynita 
LOL..Why do I scare you???
Alot of people say that to me.
I'm not that mean looking am I?
Alot of people say that to me.
I'm not that mean looking am I?
I think I have seen a pic of you and no you dont look scary, you post nice things too. I just get a *vibe* lol!
Bit weird, perhaps I am going/have gone insane! I wouldnt be surprised!
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Location: Butte, America
Posts: 10,946
I prefer goofy.
People don't expect as much from ya.
And if you DO manage to do something smart they're all like
'Oh WOW!!! How amazing is that of you !!!!"
meanwhile, you can go back to being goofy.
Same pay - less stress.
People don't expect as much from ya.
And if you DO manage to do something smart they're all like
'Oh WOW!!! How amazing is that of you !!!!"
meanwhile, you can go back to being goofy.
Same pay - less stress.
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