Class of March 2013 Part 53
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Originally Posted by trachemys 
Nope. Not going there. Nope.
. Good catch Trachy!We, when my vegan nephew visited I made the same Jamie Oliver vegan shepherds pie! I did veer off recipe with an ingredient or two but it was deemed a resounding success!
We also bbq in the U.K. on the one day a year it doesn’t rain. We descend on the supermarkets like a plague of locusts and strip them of any meat that can be places on a grill rack then blackened on the outside, left cold and raw on the inside. We then deluge the NHS with patients suffering from food poisoning and/or third degree burns. (Sorry Peej)
Peej, you are taking your future in both hands and steering it where you want to go.
Good to ‘see’ you Duff!
Ken, how is the progress going on the promotion?
Sass, I remembered when I was there what broiled was, but my fuzzy brain easily forgets!
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Toots, I sometimes forget that we have multiple vocabularies here
PJ, I swear I can see you grow day-by-day! You truly are taking your future into your own hands!
We, happy to hear you and j are having a quiet spell. Also keeping fingers crossed for Mum
Hi Duff!
Have a good day to all!
PJ, I swear I can see you grow day-by-day! You truly are taking your future into your own hands!
We, happy to hear you and j are having a quiet spell. Also keeping fingers crossed for Mum
Hi Duff!
Have a good day to all!
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Toots...I will take the humour one step further.
You need not apologise about your reference to 3rd degree burns. Mine were 4th degree. HAHAHAHAHAH!
It is interesting the number of metaphors there involving fire, burning stuff...
You need not apologise about your reference to 3rd degree burns. Mine were 4th degree. HAHAHAHAHAH!
It is interesting the number of metaphors there involving fire, burning stuff...
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Originally Posted by trachemys
What do vegans herd?
Peej, there is always some idiot who decides they need to squirt lighter fuel onto the grill as they lean over it....
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Broccoli, they herd broccoli....
Yeah toots it is tasty! Not bland like the old rose Elliot recipe I did years ago. And it’s not really challenging, so much as jumbled up a bit. I’m convinced he has an army of people following up doing his dishes cause his method screams “I’ve never washed a dish in my life!” I’m a clean as I go girl and I was over it. That said, it was a lot easier to think ahead the second time around. And j likes it, so one less tome I have to make chicken...
Yeah toots it is tasty! Not bland like the old rose Elliot recipe I did years ago. And it’s not really challenging, so much as jumbled up a bit. I’m convinced he has an army of people following up doing his dishes cause his method screams “I’ve never washed a dish in my life!” I’m a clean as I go girl and I was over it. That said, it was a lot easier to think ahead the second time around. And j likes it, so one less tome I have to make chicken...
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While we're in the frivolous mood:
Roy Rogers comes in from a hard day's work on the ranch.
His boots are all muddy, he's too tuckered out to clean them, and he doesn't want to incur Dale's wrath, so he leaves them on the porch.
The next morning he goes out to clean them and finds them ripped to shreds.
"Dang, Gabby. Those were almost brand new Luchesse ostrich and iguana boots. Wonder what happened to them?"
"Wal, Roy, there's been a ol' mountain lion a-spookin' the horses the last coupla nights. Coulda been him."
Roy saddles Trigger, puts his trusty Winchester in the scabbard, and rides off.
Several hours later he comes riding back in.
There is a large dead mountain lion slung over his saddle horn.
And Gabby sez,
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"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed yer new shoes?"
Roy Rogers comes in from a hard day's work on the ranch.
His boots are all muddy, he's too tuckered out to clean them, and he doesn't want to incur Dale's wrath, so he leaves them on the porch.
The next morning he goes out to clean them and finds them ripped to shreds.
"Dang, Gabby. Those were almost brand new Luchesse ostrich and iguana boots. Wonder what happened to them?"
"Wal, Roy, there's been a ol' mountain lion a-spookin' the horses the last coupla nights. Coulda been him."
Roy saddles Trigger, puts his trusty Winchester in the scabbard, and rides off.
Several hours later he comes riding back in.
There is a large dead mountain lion slung over his saddle horn.
And Gabby sez,
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"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed yer new shoes?"
Marchia in Aeternum
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broccoli...this omnivore likes broccoli...done right...
You take two heads and trim all the florets into bite sized pieces. Shred the stalks into something like slaw. Throw in a quarter pound of raisins and a quarter pound of sunflower seed kernels. Then toss with balsamic vinegar and a bit of olive oil(to taste on the liquids) Yep, serve RAW!
You take two heads and trim all the florets into bite sized pieces. Shred the stalks into something like slaw. Throw in a quarter pound of raisins and a quarter pound of sunflower seed kernels. Then toss with balsamic vinegar and a bit of olive oil(to taste on the liquids) Yep, serve RAW!
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As soon as I read 'Roy' and 'Cat'..the end was inevitable....but a goodie...not like this one..
2 friends are talking as they sit outside in a garden. A cat, belonging to one friend suddenly, in frot of them starts having seizures. The guy says excuse me to his friend..sneaks up on the cat and screams at the top of his voice 'WAKE UP!!!!, WAKE UP...!'. The cat suddenly stops thrashing all over the place, gets up and walks off as if nothing has happened. The guy sits down ...and his friend asks 'what the hell was THAT?!'
His friend says ...'it's okay, he does that all the time and ............(mileage here)
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(so what>- if it works)
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IF THE CAT FITS, SCARE IT!'.
boom-boom.
2 friends are talking as they sit outside in a garden. A cat, belonging to one friend suddenly, in frot of them starts having seizures. The guy says excuse me to his friend..sneaks up on the cat and screams at the top of his voice 'WAKE UP!!!!, WAKE UP...!'. The cat suddenly stops thrashing all over the place, gets up and walks off as if nothing has happened. The guy sits down ...and his friend asks 'what the hell was THAT?!'
His friend says ...'it's okay, he does that all the time and ............(mileage here)
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(so what>- if it works)
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IF THE CAT FITS, SCARE IT!'.
boom-boom.
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