Sobriety Limericks Part 3
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Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: German Village, Columbus with my love ♥
Posts: 88,647
So now that all the posts have been read,
It is time for me to go to bed,
It was great to unwind,
But I'm way behind,
Tomorrow 'tis study instead.
(But I'll still check in ♥)
It is time for me to go to bed,
It was great to unwind,
But I'm way behind,
Tomorrow 'tis study instead.
(But I'll still check in ♥)
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: East Coast, The States
Posts: 12,162
DG,
You're tired of doing it all.
You want to lay down the law.
But these things are complex
With opposite sex.
We each have our big flaw.
Mine is procrastinating.
So many "to dos" waiting.
I get sidetracked
Or tired and lax
Postponement feels liberating!
You're tired of doing it all.
You want to lay down the law.
But these things are complex
With opposite sex.
We each have our big flaw.
Mine is procrastinating.
So many "to dos" waiting.
I get sidetracked
Or tired and lax
Postponement feels liberating!
Living and Loving Life at Last
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: gods own country
Posts: 12,178
Woe is me,hubby has man flu
And I really don't know what to do
His sighs and his groans
Irritate my very bones
If I killed him, what would the police do?
At my trial I would have cried
And not a word would I have lied
I would tell them with fervour
It so wasn't murder
But justifiable homicide!
I'm sure not a court in the land
Would do more than smack my hand
He's grumpy and grouchy
Lay all day on the couch, he
Pushes more than I can stand!
My sympathy,friends has it's limits
And my patience has endurance built in it
But I'm not feeling fit
In fact feel like sh1t
But there is no way I can spin it!
So my weekend has not been the best
Neither of us got much rest
But he's away for the week
So life isn't so bleak
Now I get the couch in my vest!!
And I really don't know what to do
His sighs and his groans
Irritate my very bones
If I killed him, what would the police do?
At my trial I would have cried
And not a word would I have lied
I would tell them with fervour
It so wasn't murder
But justifiable homicide!
I'm sure not a court in the land
Would do more than smack my hand
He's grumpy and grouchy
Lay all day on the couch, he
Pushes more than I can stand!
My sympathy,friends has it's limits
And my patience has endurance built in it
But I'm not feeling fit
In fact feel like sh1t
But there is no way I can spin it!
So my weekend has not been the best
Neither of us got much rest
But he's away for the week
So life isn't so bleak
Now I get the couch in my vest!!
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Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: German Village, Columbus with my love ♥
Posts: 88,647
Managing life it is not always easy,
Sometimes too many tasks make me feel queasy,
Though I'm sometimes way tired,
Being sober I'm inspired,
'Cos my SR buds make it all breezy
Sometimes too many tasks make me feel queasy,
Though I'm sometimes way tired,
Being sober I'm inspired,
'Cos my SR buds make it all breezy
Living and Loving Life at Last
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: gods own country
Posts: 12,178
Ach, I feel bad for dissing my man
For the love works as hard as he can
He earns 10 times more
Than my wee job at the store
And would place every cent in my hand
We are tired and fed up with delays
Which are affecting our health in new ways
We are both feeling low
But should unite, so
I'm now going to sing you his praise
For poorly or not he will work
His duty to others will not shirk
5 hours on a train
Back to London again
So really must not call him a jerk
His faults I know he has plenty,
But multiply each one by twenty
And you'll see all my flaws
( my 'toots' and my snores )
But his love for me is a cert-ainty
For the love works as hard as he can
He earns 10 times more
Than my wee job at the store
And would place every cent in my hand
We are tired and fed up with delays
Which are affecting our health in new ways
We are both feeling low
But should unite, so
I'm now going to sing you his praise
For poorly or not he will work
His duty to others will not shirk
5 hours on a train
Back to London again
So really must not call him a jerk
His faults I know he has plenty,
But multiply each one by twenty
And you'll see all my flaws
( my 'toots' and my snores )
But his love for me is a cert-ainty
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