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Old 06-09-2013, 07:48 PM
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The "For Sale" sign's in my yard.
I've never worked so hard.
To be honest I crave
But it's easy to stave
I know I'm just real tard!
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Old 06-10-2013, 09:06 AM
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For me, today is day 63
Might take a walk, or lie under a tree
Drink some pop, maybe eat a cookie
I may still be just a rookie
But today I'll win the game against AV
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:35 AM
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Today is day sixty-four
Since I kicked AV out the door
Now I don't wake up sick
I wake-up to write sobriety limericks
No drinking for me anymore
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Old 06-11-2013, 07:45 AM
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Bloss you write with such a good rhyme
Such talent you have it's so fine
Keep those limericks coming
And I will keep humming
While I'm having such a good time
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Old 06-11-2013, 12:59 PM
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I think maybe I'll need
To stop smoking the weed
I'd kind of like to know
What life is like without drugs, so
Someday I'll be completely freed
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Old 06-11-2013, 01:05 PM
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Hickory Dickory Dock
I used to drink a lot.
The drink went bad,
I got so mad,
I think I'm just 'gonna stop!
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Old 06-12-2013, 07:45 AM
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I lie in bed
Cat has been fed
Shall I get up
Drink coffee in a cup
Or water, instead

Does it matter anyway
Sobriety is here to stay
I feel so small
Like no one cares, at all
My sister does not call
Is this just another day

It all seems the same
So very, very tame
The drama is less
It's what I wanted, I guess
This is sober life, not a game
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Old 06-12-2013, 08:43 AM
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Today is day 65
Some days I barely survive
At times it's pretty rough
But then I'm pretty tough
And some days, I thrive
(Surely I deserve a high-five)
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:28 AM
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Yes, it is another day
Shall I work, or play
It matters to me
That is the key
Gratefully sober, I stay
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:30 AM
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Taking the dog out
She barks happy, like a shout
Makes me feel happy
Sounds sort of sappy
Feels nice, without a doubt
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:48 AM
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I have a young grandson you know,
The speed he moves makes me feel slow,
He runs jumps and plays,
Chatters all day,
But I know that one day he will grow

He will grunt when I call out his name
I'll be no longer called for a game,
The hugs disappear,
Kisses held so dear
His cowlick I'll no longer tame

In public I'll become disowned
He'll be less likely to grin than to frown
I will worry he'll drink
Or do drugs or stink
Oh lord help that teen yet unknown

I hope that in time he'll return
To a sweet sunshine boy who will learn
That hard as life is
It's better with kisses
And he'll give back the hugs that I'll yearn

I hope that he grows strong and true
With morals and principles too
To find him a wife
To share his young life
And look after me in my dotage, as is due!!!!!
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Old 06-12-2013, 11:05 PM
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My grandson turns two this week end,
At his party my help I will lend.
(A genius of course!)
I have no remorse
With him I've no drinking amends.

I quit when he was month seven
His love is like my little heaven.
The Grandmom he knows
Doesn't have drinking lows.
She drinks bubbly water with lemon!
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:22 AM
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Today is day 66
Don't need alcohol for my kicks
Starting to feel much better
I don't want to be wetter
I hope being dry sticks!
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Old 06-13-2013, 08:35 AM
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I am sad about son one
With me, he seems done
Living across the nation
Working in high station
His heart has been won

There is work, staying late
Her desires do rate
One family is fine
No point to whine
I guess it is fate

No contact from him
Perhaps a text on a whim
The calls not returned
Feeling totally spurned
No contact from them

A wedding may take place
In another time and space
Heard about it in November
Will it be this Septmber or October
Whatever the case

No contact from them
Have gone out on a limb
Calls and texts
What is next
Acceptance is my hymn
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Old 06-13-2013, 03:34 PM
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Alas Bloss acceptance is hard,
though at times it's our decks only card
Would it not be grand
To replay our hand
And put right the times that we marred

To our children we're gods...til that day
They discover we've feet made of clay,
See the way that we're living
And are so unforgiving
Until their own children show them the way

Then they see that they can't be ideal,
That the image of themselves is unreal
In their children's rejection
They see our reflection,
The turning, my dear, of life's wheel
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Old 06-13-2013, 07:15 PM
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Wow, Toots, that poem was stunning.
Your words are both gentle and cunning
But in a good way.
Your words, how they play!
They are wise, even while they are punning.
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Old 06-14-2013, 12:23 AM
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Thank you EQ for those lines,
Words written from the heart always find
That the pain they all share
Of emotions ripped bare
Will resonate deep in the mind

Therapy indeed, is here often found
Seeds of pain falling on fertile ground
We are safe on our thread
To express sorrow and dread
The words I read here often astound

I want to wrap everyone here in my heart
Safe from pain that might tear them apart
But In fact in the writing
Their devils they're smiting
Then rebuilding and strengthening start

And then the punning can be fun
When the joy of the words fill everyone
We are free to be silly
Can write pooh, fart and willy
And suddenly here comes the sun 🌞
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Old 06-14-2013, 06:43 AM
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Now I've finally made it to day 67
Feeling a little less like hell, a little more like heaven
Unlike some, I never really did lurk
Just jumped straight into all the work
And now, alcohol is no longer my one obsession
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Old 06-14-2013, 12:13 PM
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Living in a lifestyle
Old life in a file
Not marred ideal
This is the deal
Past is not on trial

Once we were close
Amends, forgiveness, sweet as a rose
It is now clear
This is not about fear
More about the "pose"

Choice has been made
Sadness will fade
Keeping my side right
Is my only fight
Sobriety not up for trade
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:38 AM
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Today will be a good one
Going to have some fun
Enjoy the sober life
Less filled with worry and strife
Watch my dog run
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