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Old 11-27-2002, 06:26 AM
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Request received. Armor all.

Good morning, jousters. This is the suit of armor which Hangin' in has selected for the group. (One for you, too, Hangin' in!) I couldn't think of a nicer holiday gift.

As you can see, the parts of the suit are labeled with numbers. Please pick a number and help with identifying the parts. I have selected number three, which some people foolishly call a gorget. (Where do they get that stuff?)

Part 3- Pain in the neck deflector.


((((( An extra big holiday hug to Hangin' in, from Smokie! ))))))

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Old 11-27-2002, 08:31 AM
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Okay -

#13 - to keep those feet strong for running when we need to!!!!(I don't know what they are called ???LOL)


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Old 11-27-2002, 09:02 AM
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Flight footwear?

#7- Me, me, me hinge- for positioning the arm at an angle which points the thumb toward self.
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Old 11-27-2002, 09:05 AM
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Flight Footwear - I like that!!

I will use those to distance myself from the person at my inlaws who will be drunk before we even get there for lunch at 1:00 tomorrow - uggggghhhhhh -

Flight footwear - thanks - perfect name
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:18 AM
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#2 Expression eliminator

They wont know if you are laughing, crying, sticking your tongue out, and they also cannot read your eyes...the gates to our soul.


No matter what stage of recovery...This face gaurd will always make you seem detached.
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Old 11-27-2002, 11:22 AM
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LOL!
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Old 11-27-2002, 12:43 PM
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Of course I have to be different. I'll take the one not numbered. the "Sword of Silence"...

"One more quack out of you and I'll..." (fill in the blank)
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Excellent! How could we leave out the Sword of Silence? Okay... good progress... but look at all the blanks that are left to fill in!
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#4 "Poor-Baby Shoulder Pads"

"Awww, come here honey. Put your head on my shoulder. Yeah. Drinking, using and abusing is rough. Yeah. I know, honey...come here. It's gonna be Ohhhh Kayyyy...
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Okay -

#1 ~ Noggin Deflector

For all the precious moments of banging our noggin against the wall, cabinet, steering wheel, brick wall or any other handy solid object! Of course to no avail!

I couldn't think of a better gift! How useful & thoughtful! And shiny too!
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Yaaaay! This is making me just as antsy as when we did the "twelve days of christmas" last year. Which, by the way, is deserving of a reprise.

#5- "sharing hinge"- for raising hands at meetings.
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# 11 - kneeling cushion!

Gotta keep those knees covered for all the times they are on them - most likely they are praying that they wont get the sword of silence bashed on them LOL

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Okay I'll take #10 - the "when it gets this deep, get out of the duck pond" poop detector. .

Smoke, you crack me up!
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Outstanding work group! However, (ahem), shipment cannot commence until the instruction booklets are complete. 6, 8, 9 and 12 are woefully unlabelled.
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#9 can be the "bankcard supergripper" - to make sure it never gets away.
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Old 11-27-2002, 07:09 PM
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#8 "Flick 'em away" wrist guard

Helps with the tenderness that plagues this joint after we have, time after time, told the "A" in our life....

"Go on, leave me alone. I have to work my OWN program. I don't have time to take care of your's also!" And if you are a woman, it is likely that as you flick the A away, you say,

"Geeze, I am ONLY ONE woman!"
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Righteous!!!

#6!! Bicep Binders- for a little extra support when lifting the weight of the world.

Who's up for the finale? #12?
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#12 - Shake 'Em Loose Shin Guards

To shake them off without further damage to ourselves when they are hanging on to our legs trying to stop us from walking away from their chaos.

I want a set of this armour!!!! Works for me.
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