walkingtheline

ABF tied one on last night. BIG TIME. He was drinking those big bottles of beer, 28 oz I think.

He loves expensive sneakers. Often pays more than $100 a pair for Jordans ect. Last night, he's sitting on the foot of the bed. Has an ashtray next to him and the remote. He takes off his shoes...has big bottle of beer on the floor. He passes out accross the bed. Lands on the remote and ashtray, part of him is on the bed, his legs are dangling. I'm sure you can picture this.

He's tossing-he's snoring-he's thrashing about. Ashtray crashes to the floor, there are ashes and butts everywhere. Somehow he kicked over the beer and it wasn't empty...it tips over into one of his sneakers. He's now at the sink pouring it out and trying to figure out how to save his shoe as it apparently soaked up quite a bit thru during the night. I slept on the couch.

He asked me what I thought he should do. My reply: I have no idea, I've never had a shoe full of beer, I've just had no experience with that.

I'm slightly embarrassed to say I am enjoying his frustration and trying very hard to keep the grin off my face.

zoe

LMAO There I did it for you!!!!
Zoe

gelfling

These are moments when the guarandian angels of we spouses gets a little bored and adds a little fun to life.

best

That is so funny. I love the thread name and how you handled it.
Not only does his sneaker now stink, he has done the unpardonable... he spilled a beer. I am sure this will be one story he won't ever share.
I can picture the questioning look on his face. hmmm? What did she just say?
Seems in more ways then one the truth does set us free.

emily33

mine would get more upset with himself because he wasted a good beer.

As far as cleaning beer out of a shoe, lol how funny!

cupowater

That IS so funny!!!!! I know. I love it when they do things to themselves! I just sit back and watch, cause i know they will do something at some point! Gelfling said it best "These are moments when the guarandian angels of we spouses gets a little bored and adds a little fun to life."

elizabeth1979

Thats really funny...I would have been pissed though bc I would have felt obligated to clean up the mess while his drunk a** slept it off!
Good for you!

splendra

:bravo you handled it very well!!!

JessicaNAJ

:Lmao LMAO.... That is hillarious.

Dan

walkingtheline

No way I was cleaning that up! I didn't make the mess. He vacuumed...and dealt with his shoe. I honestly don't think he remembers a thing from last night...if anything, I'd say he's worried...anxious...I think this blackout rattled him, after all, one of his precious Jordans now reeks and he spilled a perfectly good beer!

elizabeth1979

You are making my day!! I sat here laughing at my desk while people walked by wondering what I was so amused about. Good for him and his shoe...hope it all works out for him!

Dee at Mt Bully

tooo! funny---If nothing else they are occasionally amusing.--smiles--Dee

drgnfly30

I love those moments - it's the little things in life isn't it!

Wouldn't it be a hoot if this was his "bottom"?!?! Not the loss of family, job, home - but of a pair of Jordan's!
LOL

Christine

Aquiana

Hee hee hee. Had to giggle aloud at that. Awesome reply! Maybe he should pour some beer into the other shoe, he'd at least have a matching pair again.

JessicaNAJ

That was a good one!! Sometimes its the simple things that makes a big difference.