Lorelai

the mother of the ugly baby. It was obvious that it was the mother because she only had a partial face just like the mother in the ugly baby picture. "Where is my ugly baby?" the ugly baby's mother demanded.

Tiara girl looked around for a method of escape and....

Ann

...grabbed a pair of roller blades off the shelf. She zipped right down aisle 3 and out the front door snatching a couple of tiaras on the way out, and once outside ran smack dab into a store security guard knocking both of them to the ground. Ugly baby began to scream, in an ugly sort of way, and then...out of the crowd...stepped....

JT

....JT!! JT couldn't leave her friend in a lurch, not for all the Tommy Bahama in the world!! She took Tiara Girl by the hand....walked right past the Tommy Bahama purses that were marked down 75% and led Tiara Girl to the back of the store. Behind an open window was the strangest man. He wore a pointed hat and robe covered in moons and stars. In his hand was what looked like a wand and it was shooting sparks all around the cramped room. On a table was a large collection of broken Tiara's and all around him were bins with various Tiara parts.

He reached out his hand to Tiara Girl and....

JT

...JT!!! "Unhand Her!!!"

JT had put down the Tommy Bahama...strode right past the display of purses marked down 75% and stood between the guard and Tiara Girl!! (That JT could NEVER leave a friend hanging!...Not even for Tommy Bahama)

She took Tiara Girl by the hand and rolled her to the back of the store. Behind an open window was the strangest man. He wore a pointed hat and robe covered in moons and stars. In his hand was what looked like a wand and it was shooting sparks all around the cramped room. On a table was a large collection of broken Tiara's and all around him were bins with various Tiara parts.

He reached out his hand to Tiara Girl and....

splendra

I will make you a tiaira out of all these broken ones and you will have the most beautiful tiaria in exsistance but, first you must promise to...

Debbie

use your tiara wisely. You can not use it to make Mel Gibson just appear and you cannot use it for unlimited cheese cake and ice cream. You need to use it to benefit others and not just yourself. Well yourself a little bit.

Tiara girl thought for a moment and said.....

Lorelai

"If I can't use it to make Mel Gibson just appear, what's the point?"

She stomped off in a huff only to run into....

Hopeless

Her little black poodle!

"Where have YOU been??????"Tiara Girl screamed at her dog. "you are never around when I need you!!"

Her dog just looked at her and very clearly said "I dont care what happens to you I'm a purebreed poodle and I dont need all this running around! I was born to be in shows!"

"Fine then" Said Tiara Girl. "Go find yourself an new owner!"

And Her poodle did just that. As Tiara Girl Watched in Amazement Her poodle walked over to the nearest car and jumped in.

Magichappens

Tiara Girl realized that she was acting very childish. This could be the result of being turned into a baby. She needed to think rationally. She had to use the special tiara for the good of all. If Mel was good for her, he would be good for all. What if she gave every woman a Mel?

She reached for the tiara and....

osier59

Just a cameo appearance....

Magichappens

Lordy Lordy! That is beautiful!

Debbie

It seems Mel was a story stopper Anyone?

Magichappens

Tiara Girl didn't know it, but this wasn't the real Mel, but an evil twin. Mel knew that if he played his cards right, he could get the magic tiara and rule the world. (Bad Mel! You bad sexy boy!) He took Tiara Girl by the hand and began to escort her to a seat at an elegant restaraunt. He poured wine, leaned close and wispered.......

osier59

....into Tiara Girl's ear. She turned to him and said "EEEEEW Have you been drinking? I know better than to believe anything you say. All I hear is QUACK QUACK QUACK... even if you DO look just like that yummy Mel Gibson."

She excused herself and went to the front of the restaurant to call a cab. While she was waiting, she ran into....

Magichappens

The icecream shop next door for a hot fudge brownie sunday with chocolate sprinkles. It was non caloric and fit nicely into her planned carbs for the day. As she was inhaling the last luscious bite she...........

Ann

...ran back for another look at MEL!!!! I mean, even an evil Mel is gorgeous. As she approached the gorgeous, hunk of evil called Mel, she saw that he too was wearing a tiara...yes, that's right girls, MEL was wearing a tiara!!!

She approached him to ask for a date and was told that ALL the Mel's were off limits to everyone except that angel of a codie, Ann, but that she could just wait and see if there was any Mel left over when Ann was finished.

"So, evil Mel" she said, "What is that tiara doing on your handsome head?"

Mel smiled....as ONLY Mel can smile...and winked at Tiara Girl and said...

Sigh

she heard something say OUCH!! at first she thought the sound was actually coming from within her mouth but noooo it came from under her table. As she was bending over to peek thunder crashed outside and the lights went out so she reached out with her hand and felt.....

Debbie

When tiara girl heard the ouch form beneath the table and the lights went out she didn't hear what Mel said. She strained in the darkness and felt another tiara and it was on her trusty poodle and her poodle had a voice!! As she reached for her poodle Mel repeated what he said previously. I wear this tiara because..........

splendra

.....I want all the power in the universe so that I can control the world and have pictures of my butt plastered on every billboard for all to bough down and worship. Tiara Girl thought about it for a minute and said Hum......